New free champion rotation: Aatrox, Elise, Jinx and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Corporate Cave Part I
"I hate this. When can we go back to the office?"
"We are almost to back of cave."
"Anyone else think it's a terrible idea to go cave exploring right after what happened to those kids?"
"I think everything you guys do is a terrible idea."
"I don't know, just feels like it's bad luck. Especially since we are here to do the same thing."
"Yeah, I really don't see the point in writing our names in the back of a cave."
"Wait, no one said anything about writing. I ain't writing nothin', words are treacherous bastards."
"Do not be afraid little one. Words can not hurt you."
"I ain't afraid! I just don't like fighting an enemy I can't stab."
"I'm going to have to agree with them; why are we wasting time crawling through this cave?"
"This team building exercise. You see how close kids were, we need be closer team like them. They write name on cave wall, so do we."
"Fine, but if we get flooded in because we ignored those warning signs. I am going to be very upset."
"Shhhh, you know deep down in your heart that there would be no point in us being here if we didn't get flooded in."
"Yeah, I guess. Wait, what!?"
Meanwhile:
"Knock Knock"
"Come in!"
"Hey Ezreal, I was wondering if you knew where all the corporates are? I can't find a single one of them and no one seems to care."
"Yeah, Mundo took them somewhere. He wouldn't tell me where, just that they would be back tonight. Unless things go as he hopes, in which case he will need us to rescue them."
"He hopes he will need us to rescue him but he's not sure? That doesn't make any sense."
"Yeah, I stopped trying to make sense of him."
"Well, alright then. I hope he's disappointed and back tonight. If not I'll organize a search and rescue party tomorrow."
Meanwhile:
"There, everyone's name written on wall. We big happy team again."
"Uhmmm, Lee, I don't think that-"
"You say one word about my handwriting and I will break your wrist."
"Wow, aggressive."
"We're done. Now let's get out of here, I have important work to do and I don't have time to sit in a cave."
"Yeah, prepare your butt. Because you are going to have to do a whole lot of sitting."
"What are you talking about?"
"Our way back out is flooded. We aren't going anywhere."
"Flooded? What do you mean flooded?"
"You know what wet stuff that most of us can't breathe. Yeah, the way out is now filled with it."
"This is all your fault, Mundo! We told you this would happen and you didn't listen!"
"We no need throw blame. This completely unforeseen catastrophe not break us. We only grow stronger as team
"No! If I don't get back to my office by tomorrow night bad things are going to happen. I'm going to swim for it, there can't be that much water."
"Don't do it, it's a suicide mission. There is no way you will make it out without drowning."
"Shhhhh, let him go. I want to know if there's a way out.
"Lucian, if you find a way out you better come back for us. If you run like a coward and leave us here to die I am permabanning you."
"Alright, I'm going."
"Dives into the water."
"And now we wait."
Some time later:
"So I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. Looks like Lucian drowned. He was a good coworker and will be missed."
"Or he found a way out and left us. In which case I'll drown him myself."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Charges the water and begins stabbing and slashing at it with his axe."
"DAMN YOU UNSTABBABLE ENEMIES!!!!!"
"I can't believe I am going to die trapped in a cave with all of you."
"Have no fear, Corporate Mundo sure rescue will come."
"Why, did you tell someone where we were going?"
"No, Corporate Mundo never tell anyone where he going. Don't want risk someone find out and want hurt Corporate Mundo."
"Sigh."
"This sucks."
#To Be Continued
(Since I don't think last week's free rotation post got posted on the main news page I'll link it here. For those who didn't read the story.)
Why is Aurelion Sol in the rotation if he's still disabled?