New free champion rotation: Braum, Garen, Janna and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 40
"Sir, are you going to come out anytime soon?"
"NO, NOT UNTIL PRE-SEASON IS OVER!"
"So, you are just going to hide under your golden statue for the next few months?"
"Yes, IT HATH LAZER EYEZ! They are there to protect me from everything."
"It's really not that bad, it's nothing compared to last year's Red-smite Warwick."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Nothing, Graves just one-shot someone again."
"SEE, I TOLD YOU. NOT, SAFE, OUT, THERE!"
"Just come out and I'm sure it won't be so bad."
"Ohohoho no, not when Warlords bloodlust is flooding top lane with Yasous and Tryndameres."
"They fixed it, nothing to worry about anymore."
"Oh yeah, well Guinsoo's Rageblade is a monster. Two stacks per melee strike. You know Kayle, yeah, she gets two stacks per strike, then her Runnaan's bolts also give two stacks each. THAT'S 6 STACKS IN ONE ATTACK SORAKA, WHICH MEANS DEATH FOR EVERYONE."
"Ok, you are waaaaaaaay off. Kayle's E attacks count as ranged and only give one stack. Secondly, Runaan's Hurricane bolts don't give any stacks."
"Well, they still apply the AOE damage. Ori ult + Kayle = HEXAKILL!!!!!"
"Where did the sixth person come from? Last I checked the highest was only 5v5 and we haven't had any mode that changed that in a while."
"That's the power of Rageblade, Soraka. So much damage it kills someone in the next game over. It's not a glitch when it shows up in your death recap."
"Did Sona get you the wrong Elixir again. SONA, WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR BOSS?"
"Ok, so they may have stopped selling my favorite flavor of Elixir. I loved the Elixir Of Ruin, and the only other thing that had a splitpushing ingredient was the Elixir Of Sorcery. Maybe I'm not used to these mage-like powers."
"That must be why Ryze is so paranoid all the time. I think it made you a little extra crazy today."
"Quinn and her bird are so fast, there is no running. I THOUGHT MOUNTS WOULD ONLY BE IN HEROES OF THE STORM, BUT QUINN MANAGED TO BRING ONE HERE!"
"Sir, I am pretty sure you can't say that."
"What are they going to steal next? First the hero levels, oops, I mean "Champion mastery." How original, AT LEAST GIVE US A CHROMA FOR FREE! and now this. Maybe for their next great idea, Swain's bird will learn to talk. And two players will have to select Swain and Beatrice. With Swain doing all the walking while the other player is just attached to his shoulder. DEALING THE MOST DAMAGE IN THE GAME! Or maybe Teemo, Ziggs and Poppy all become one Champion now. We can call them, The Lost Yordles. Even better, now Karthus never has to leave the base and instead just gives everyone a little hat of death. Stupid Birds"
"You are seriously going to get us fired. Have you been watching too much drunk uncle again? All this salt, you are the reason we no longer get a winter map, your salt melts it all."
"I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The ADC war, the ADC attack, unfair - call it what you like. They're amassing out there someplace and they'll be back. You can count on it... Unless we do something right now, unless we get This Office on the move, they... Sona said something about Summoners Rift, about ADCs getting lost in the jungle and then Running in towards the Scuttle Crabs... Make our own jungle... We can use ice walls the way Anivia uses 'em."
"Quoting old Hal-Fred Glitchbot movies now. Oh lordy, he is really out of it. I think I should be going."
"With Corki's new payload. It's Dangerous to go alone, or stick together. Take my Avarice Blade, it will give you gold while you are dead from Corki."
"Sir, that thing doesn't work anymore. It doesn't even have an icon anymore."
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME! I need wards, then, must find my green wards. Gone? Why is the ward always gone?"
"Alright, I'm out. Let me know when you are done being so cray cray."
"At least I have my Turret here to protect me. Wait, Rapid Firecannon lets Tristana outrange my turret. OH NO!"
"That's only for one auto attack, sir!"
Ziggs go's on rotation after paris attacks......

come on yoric

0.1% more projectiles blocked
420% more ults when you thought you were out of range
9001% more missed tornadoes
100% more faker wannabes
50% more ults in wrong direction
200% more tower dives
200% more tower dives
200% more tower dives
100% more wtf he can invis while taking dmg now
333% more bombs
U also missed lee sin malzahar yasuo khazix
I will be having an AS braum jungle every game tomorrow
Crap...I've tried all of these champions.
has the champion rotation been updated on league yet or is it just me?
Been waiting for
for ever now 
i heard they removed yorick
Lucian just came 28 days ago you are missing quinn and valor zed rengar zac vayne wukong

le muustache
spin to win
dat peel
just....Kappadin
just....Tyrone kappa
D cane
daarrrkneessss
"pls no pink ward"
le godyr opening d gates
just a good day recalling, and all of a sudden...
Those MUSCLES

:D
Riot we already had Lucian recently what the fuck are you doing
Still waiting for Quinn
