New free champion rotation: Braum, Kha'Zix, Rengar and more!

A Corporate Matter, Episode 16:

"..."

"Viktor is asking for me in the cage room? Ok, Since i don't have anything better to do today, i will go check it out."

"Viktor, that guy creeps me out. He once tried to make a battlecast teemo, but his pure evilness overloaded the system. That set back battlecast Skarner and Kog'maw by quite a long time."

Over at the cage room:

"I DEMAND TO SEE THE DECIDER, WHERE IS CORPORATE GNAR!"

"Shut up you crazed scientist. Who, for some reason needed a third arm."

"THERE YOU ARE! I need to speak to you."

"Alright, what is it you want?"

"For some reason, i have been disabled my whole time in the free rotation. And now you are going to remove me from it, without proper compensation. I shall not stand for it."

"Then sit, oh right, i never gave you guys a chair. I should maybe do that sometime, or not."

"Why does it take you guys so long to fix me?"

"Don't know man, not my department. You will have to file a complaint with Corporate Jayce, he is in charge of fixing all bugs."

"I would rather die than ask that pretty boy for help. All i want is for you to make me free again, since last week didn't count."

"Yeah, thats not how it works. Sorry viktor, but no one even plays you when you are free, so most didn't care that you were disabled."

"THEN I SHALL SHOOT YOU WITH MY LASER HAND!"

He attempts to fire his laser hand through the bars of his cage, but all it does is wiggle its fingers.

"Come on you stupid piece of junk, work!"

"And that is why you are disabled, goodbye viktor. Now Sona, get me an Elixer, i got a meeting with Art Master Malzahar coming up."

"..."

"I know, we haven't seen him in a while. I wonder how he is doing."

Meanwhile:

"Alright, i should be just about finished with you. My Queen of Diamonds. All i need to do is replace your normal ugly orbs, with these beautiful diamond orbs."

He wore a brown scarf, a green open sweater over a grey shirt. Fake big rimmed glasses. Blue jeans and brown boots.

"Thank you. These purple ones clash with my outfit so very much."

Suddenly, a wall explodes nearby.

"Not on my watch!"

"Sweetheart, what are you doing blowing up my wall?"

"I will not have this injustice, i demand pink fire or i shall destroy her diamond orbs."

"Now sweetheart, you know i can't change your fire once you are in the league. I truly am sorry, giving you normal fire is not one of my better moments."

"Then you weave me no choice, BURN HAHAH!"

All the diamond particles were destroyed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jimmy, my voidling baby, go avenge our art. I shall keep her still while you attack her. BLARHARAGHAHGHAHGH!"

"AHHHHHH, MY EYES."

"ENCHANTED CRYSTAL ARROW!"

"S-s-so c-c-cold. Marauder, how could you do this to me?"

"I deserved black arrows, just like she deserved pink fire. Now we shall bring chaos, and ensure that no one gets anything we deserved. Now, we shall make our escape, get out of here you stupid pet" "Smacks jimmy with her bow"

"Don't worry jimmy, you will be ok. You have only been a bit rustled." "Sob"

"Well, it looks like you will have to use the normal orbs. Let me just splash some purple on you, so you don't look too bad, my queen of diamonds." "Sob"

"You have done all you can, thank you. I shall go and join the other card skins now, goodbye."

"So, me and yorick have prepared a list of reaso- What happened here?"

"Everything is ruined, that over there was part of your new skin, now its on fire. Just go, leave me alone."

"WHY!!!!!!!!!"

Just realized Rengar and Kha once again. Guess they want us to do the amazing quest.

I won't play this week.

Can we please have Orianna in the rotation?

KHA ZIXXXXXXX

so much purple

THE HUNT BEGINS

LOVE HIM <3 <3 , SICKEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME

Please make free. It has been a while

It's clear to me now that Riot does not play their own game. The tank meta is the worst meta since the heal meta now, honestly go watch Sky Williams video he posted recently about you guys at Riot. He nails it in that video. Further during this awful tank meta, you made massive nerfs to Zed and Riven who did not in any form need it. I recall on at least FOUR separate times that you guys even said that Zed was a healthy assassin, and since then you made two nerfs to him that were pretty impacting and obviously this latest one is the worst of the two. And EVEN further more, you guys go ahead and make yet ANOTHER skin for tf AND Ezreal! Meanwhile you have poor Zac, Zed, Rengar, and Kha'Zix sitting here like yo... Riot why you hate us? Why love tf so much? I haven't played this game in over a month and don't plan on it anytime soon. You guys don't play your game, lie about listening to the community because you don't give a God damn because money is awesome and on a side note, the community is just freaking terrible. SKY WILLIAMS! LOOK HIM UP RIOT! GET YOUR SHIT CHECKED!

So let me get this straight, you disable viktor for most of the free rotation but you dont place him in the next rotation? Whyd you do it for Kalista but not Viktor?

Im going to see so many noob kha zix tomorrow :( i fucking main him and it will pain me to see such mistakes. Like especially when people evolve w thinking it looks cool :( facepalm

Weren't , and free to play just a few weeks ago?

Kha'zix and Rengar are free most of the time and I own both of them...

I want Viktor

Where is ?