#A Corporate Matter
Episode: I'm holding ooooonnnnnn, why is everything so edgy
"I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions."
"No, trust me. I know exactly where we are going. Wait a minute, I think this map is upside down."
"Screw this! I am going to find Shen and let him take me to Zed's castle. You enjoy getting lost in the woods."
"Baby, don't be like that. Come on, we are almost there, I promise. Baby? HEY, WAIT FOR ME, I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE!"
"I don't think I said you could come with me."
"Alright, I'm sorry. We should have asked for directions. You are always right. But I can't let you go through this Raptor camp without me."
"Wonderful, more annoying little sh-"
"FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I'LL BAN YOU FOR INAPPROPRIATE LANGAUGE!"
"What the, who are, how did, why a-"
"I'm Corporate Kayle. I'm always watching."
"So you are telling me I can't say s-"
"Nope! That is against the Summoner's code and will get you banned, by me."
"But Kled says it!"
"Nope, it's censored on him."
"What the hell, why not just censor me?"
"Because Kled is supposed to be a funny angry old man. You are an edgy teenage girl and don't get any comedy."
"The patriarchy strikes again."
"Excuse you? I'm the one that decided it and I'm a Woman."
"You are?"
"I need to stop wearing a pantsuit. YES I'M A WOMAN!"
"Well, you are a bitch of one."
"OH, YOU ARE ASKING TO BE BANNED NOW!"
"Alright Xayah, Corporate Kayle, just calm down. Xayah, let's just leave. You don't need to be that edgy."
"Okay, The next one to call me edgy is getting choked to death."
"Oh, that will get you way more than a temp ban."
"Well here's what I think of your stupid bans."
"Does a rather rude gesture with her finger."
"That does it."
A SUMMONER HAS BEEN BANNED!
"WHAT THE HELL! BRING HER BACK RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME-"
A SUMMONER HAS BEEN BANNED!
"Alright, if you two promise to be good. I'll let you out with just a chat restriction."
Poof!
"..."
"..."
"I don't care if you have to go fight Zed. You can do it without saying a single word. Besides, him and his clan are serving their own restriction."
"Shrugs and gestures for Rakan to follow her."
"Follows right along, fabulously."
"You did it, Corporate Kayle, League is now a better place. Yay me."
"High fives herself."
(I just have to mention the irony that the spam bots downvoted last week's post into OBLIVION!)