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Champion and skin sale: 10.31. - 11.03.

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Grab these champions and skins on sale for 50% off for a limited time:


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Bittersweet Lulu

975 487 RP

Viking Tryndamere

750 375 RP

Valkyrie Leona

520 260 RP

Champion Sales

Add these champions to your roster:

Jinx

975 487 RP

 

Graves

880 440 RP

 

Lux

790 395 RP

 

148 Comments

lightdragoon8855 votes

JarvanIV sigh...

Shyvana Jarvan? What's wrong?

JarvanIV Father just told me the other day that he is preparing to step down from the throne so that I can become king.

Shyvana Well that good news...right?

JarvanIV In some ways it is, but in others it is not.

Shyvana How so?

JarvanIV Well if I become King, I have to stay in the Kingdom much more, which means I can't be out in the battle as often.

Shyvana Oh...

JarvanIV And the other thing is the condition to become King. I, how do I put this, I have to find a bride.

Shyvana !!!?

JarvanIV The problem is, I don't know if there is anyone that wants to marry me.

Shyvana Well I am sure that if you look very closely, you will find that the answer is right in front of you.

JarvanIV You are right. How could I have been so blind. Shyvana will you do be a big favor?

Shyvana Anything for you Jarvan.

JarvanIV Go get me Blitzcrank. I need to take part in his Fleshling Compatibility Services.

*To be continue. *

NOTE: This is a new story I am thinking of doing. A kind of blind dates that he goes on. Now who Jarvan goes on a date with each week will be decided by YOU. The one champ that get the most request will go on the blind date with Jarvan for that next sale, then after that one, the next most requested one, etc. until I grow bored/run out of ideas and end the story. Sooo...besides Shyvana..who do you want his first blind date be with?

Obamoose4 votes

This was pretty funny. I think he should date Lux. Garen's gonna be conflicted Garen

Dragon God12 votes

I vote for Lux. :) Should change be to me in Jarvan IV's 7th dialogue*

Rew71121 votes

wait, we're forgetting about 1 important demacian girl... Poppy

Poppy i have no wish to be married. there is a crew at Riot who needs some talking to at the moment

JarvanIV ... anyone else-

Quinn Valor! Don't just fly into the throne room. It's not-oh, Jarvan!

JarvanIV Ah, Quinn. Your a girl.

Quinn ... uh, yes.

JarvanIV Would you?

Quinn ...yes?

JarvanIV Like to help me find a bride?

Shyvana [face palm]

lightdragoon8814 votes

Sona ...

l PLAY SI0N22 votes

wait... how about Sona ... wouldn't that be fun?

ex:

JarvanIV So? what do you like to do?

Sona ... ;)

lightdragoon8810 votes

I do have the story for a Sona one if that get enough votes one day.

l PLAY SI0N2 votes

on another note, not that anyone read it (minus the general), I am also taking a break from my karthus annie story, mostly out of laziness.

General Keith30 votes

I vote Riven. JarvanIV "So, Riven, why did you decide to come here?" Riven "I don't know, I've got nothing better to do with my time." JarvanIV O.o JarvanIV "It says right here that you are a Noxian-" Riven "DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT!" Garen "Restrain yourself, Riven." JarvanIV "Nonetheless, I cannot marry a Noxian, former or not. Send her away. Garen, who is next?" Garen "Um, Katarina, sir." JarvanIV (face palm)

DaCrazyGuy81 votes

So Katarina has been cheating on Garen ...unexpected.

DSRM Mobius12 votes

I vote for Nami Orianna or Elise

Benjaling3 votes

Velkoz Eye don't get it

Salty Kappacino5 votes

Elise to get a halloween theme going

Legacy of Xion7 votes

I vote Quinn.

Threaten Jarvanna right from the starting line :D

SoryInAdvance4 votes

Are we seriously deciding which video game characters should date eachother? Can't we do something to make people that play video games not look like losers?

lightdragoon8827 votes

Well excuse us for having fun.

General Keith10 votes

wait, you know people that DON'T play video games!? Something seriously wrong here

SoryInAdvance3 votes

you're deciding which league of legends character should date eachother. why don't we all go out and find your own girlfriends?

Disgye22 votes

Cause we would be away from league

EscaDagon9 votes

My husband would prefer I not go Trundleing for chicks, actually. Since I find the grounds for his objection to be fundamentally valid, I intend to honor it and stick to monogamy. Sorry, no girlfriend searches for me!

In that case, as last I checked the original issue had to do with HUMOROUS FANFICTION, I vote for Morgana or Kayle. I mean, really, I'd rather read about JarvanIV going on a hilarious mistake of a date with pretty much ANYBODY (even Lucian, who might actually win the hotly-debated title of "Most Depressing Date in the League") than argue on the Internet. Seriously, people who contribute nothing but derogatory comments and backhanded insults to forums really need to get lives.

GetToTheLantern2 votes

Urgot lol jk jk!

Levroz5 votes

I sayQuinn cause one of her jokes is that valor is making a joke about her and J4 togehter

Forerunnerr7 votes

At some point, not this first one, I think Jinx should somehow catch wind and proposition JarvanIV , maybe after Caitlyn or Vi ends up as his 3rd date or something.... Crazy stalker element! Jinx could even recur on subsequent blind dates you set JarvanIV up on.... Oh, the possibilities....

General Keith25 votes

LeeSin hm, blind date?

Troll Slaiyer3 votes

LeeSin i dont SEA wat u did there.

Benjaling6 votes

Nami Me too

Michellelg002 votes

Ahri no tht doesn't work

Troll Slaiyer2 votes

MasterYi i do

Troll Slaiyer12 votes

Velkoz eye get it

Michellelg003 votes

Ahri o haha

Stitchepic5 votes

i vote Urgot or LeeSin

IRandomGuy5 votes

This is a new story I am thinking of doing. A kind of blind dates that he goes on...
-lightdragoon88 2014
A kind of blind dates... lee sin confirm.

Just Haku5 votes

Yes thx for making more im so happy =) I vote for Ahri

EllaRyu696 votes

my god Jarvan, why can you see it? the answer is right in front of you... item 3070 Shyvana item 3070

i only ship JarvanIV x Shyvana

lightdragoon886 votes

Don't worry I planned to end this story with them.

Le Dubstep Kat4 votes

Trundle Spoiler ALERT CLASS!Trundle Trundle SPOILER ALERT!Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle Trundle

lightdragoon882 votes

Not really....I pretty much said so in the notes.

GetToTheLantern1 votes

COME ON MAN REALLY? kinda killed it even if you were hinting so hard in the story Amumu

lightdragoon883 votes

Meh..this story is more about the journey then the end. I want people to enjoy Jarvan dates with random people they chose then who I want him to be with.

EllaRyu692 votes

yay Shyvana xJarvanIV OTP ship!!!

Halfbodied Jish2 votes

Teemo

bloody li 83 votes

i vote Lux so Ezreal would be jealous and stuff would happen Garen could also do something JarvanIV : oh hello ms.crowngaurd would you mind if you could...

Lux : what is it j4 what must you need?

JarvanIV : i need a bride

Ezreal : NOT A CHANCE LUX IS WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

Garen : with respect sir i am her brother and i dont think shes ready too uhhh be your bride

JarvanIV : i need a bride if not lux who?

Shyvana: (waves)

Lady Lola4 votes

Lulu's skin is suppose to be 487 but in the shop it says, 877.

gigagurdur4 votes

lightdragoon i love this story!! i vote for Katarina

lightdragoon884 votes

Well thank you but I can't Garen -tee that she will be first.

General Keith4 votes

LeeSin I don't see the pun

lightdragoon883 votes

Velkoz Eye can.

Laughing Fish5 votes

Rammus Okay.

cellperfectform22 votes

Caitlyn is the best!!!

Voleidin2 votes

I vote Syndra Syndra "Oh, why, hello Jarvin bats her eyes". JarvanIV "Greetings, Syndra." Syndra "I hear you're looking for a queen..." JarvanIV "Yeah, hey, do you know anyone who would want that kind of power?" Syndra "..." JarvanIV "Okay, I'll keep searching."

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