New free champion rotation: Graves, Lulu, Orianna and more!

A Corporate Matter: Episode Episode: (You hear that, it repeated itself, almost like there is an e-)

"So i uhhh, came here for the new job."

[????] "Good good, i have been needing a new secretary"

"So, who exactly are you?"

[????] "well my dear, let me just step out of the shadows and show you, it is i."

"Corporate Gnar!"

"CORPORATE GNAR!!!" "Looks around awkwardly."

"How did you know who i was?"

"I-i-i don't know, i just did somehow. Anyways, what do you do here?"

"I'm in charge of all the free stuff, mostly just free champion weeks. but you know those extra bonus rp weeks, you have me to thank for them."

"Oh yeah, like the one that you scheduled right after me and everyone else used up our gift cards? Wait, didnt that happen a while ago?"

Blur:

"The Lunar Revel was a success. Even if i had to work with those two idiots, Corporate Nasus and Art Master Malzahar."

"Yeah, that Nasus guy is a real jerk, but Art Master Malzahar is cool, just a little stuck up. But who isn't around here."

"No one. Wait, you met them before?"

"No, wait, maybe. Yeah, at that one battle of the, battle?"

"You are acting really weird."

Blur:

"Alright, where is the scum."

"Right here, take him away boys."

"Wait, what the heck am i doing back here. I already got arrested. I haven't enacted my newest plan on Corporate Gnar yet."

"Come on man, you just failed your yorick plan, you have another one already?"

"No, this already happened. I'm a Cat Secretary now. Yet my scar i got from rengar isn't here."

Shhh, just go with it. You are breaking the fourth wall again.

"I was made to break the fourth wall, do you have any idea why i'm back here?"

Nope, but its fun to watch.

Blur:

"He is the most interesting, gargo-"

"NO!, I AM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. Wait, do what again?"

Blur:

"Goodbye Groovy Zilean. Now Soraka, i have time to talk with you."

"I just wanted to say hi, see how things are."

"Look out!"

"What are you talking ab- AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hiya!"

"OUCH! That sand sword hurts."

"Hey, this is fun. Sandstorm katarina was right. The beach belongs to us sand people now. Face our wrath."

"Now sandstorm ekko, be nice. I'm shuriman like you, these are good people."

"Quiet old man! you can stay, but they can't."

"Oh how i wish i hadn't forgot how to beat you."

"I have this weird idea to use water. Hey Nami, Over here! Can you splash this guy with some water!"

"Uhh, ok, whatever you say. Sounds kinda mean, but its a beach party, people get wet." "Tidal waves all of them."

""Cough cough" Little overkill, but thanks."

"Awww man, my sand sword. Its all mushy now. Looks like you guys win, i have to wait until i dry out."

"Oh there you are, i have been looking for you guys."

"Normal Zilean, what are you doing here? aren't things weird enough."

"My son, he has been messing with time. I need your help to stop him as it seems to be centered around you."

"Alright, lead the way."

"NO NO, DONT WALK AWAY FROM THIS BUSH. Just you wait Corporate Gnar, i have stolen rumble's flamethrower and i will get revenge. Hey, whats that noise?" "BOOM"

"Here we are, the time lair, lair."

"Is there an echo in here?"

"Yes, Two of them, right over there actually. He is my son, Ekko. Holding his favorite toy, Ludens Echo."

"Well, i can sure see the family resemblance."

"Time messes with things man, but he is my son."

"Come on you stupid thing, work. Oh, hey son."

"Son?"

"Yeah, he messed with time and accidentally became his own grandfather. So i am his son and he is mine."

"This is getting too weird for me. What is he doing?"

"My ludens echo is too strong, it broke my time device, causing it to freak everything out. So now its almost as broken as me. I just gotta fix it, and lower the damage of my ludens, then we shall be good."

"Well, alright then. I think i have had enough of earth to ekko today. Anything else you need?"

"Yeah, let me see your phonerang."

"No way, this is mine, you ca-"

"Too slow. Thanks. Ahah, thats how it works. I can use it to fix my stuff and make my timewinder come back to me. Looks like the age of ekkoline is about to begin."

"Can i just go home?"

"Sure, let me just press this. Oops, wrong button."

"What do you mean wrong button!"

Blur:

He landed in a burning city. The sky was red, there was chaos everywhere. And a giant red flaming spire of doom was erupting from Corporate Gnar's work building.

"Oh no, what the heck happened."

"..."

"YORICK WAS MADE FREE!!! I knew something like this would happen. The world is over, and i died you say? Not cool, not cool at all."

"I TOLD YOU ALL, THE END WAS NEAR. I COULD HAVE SAVED US, MY ROBOTS WOULD HAVE LET US LIVE."

"He seems mad. I WANNA GO BACK, EKKO PLEASE, HURRY."

"YOU WILL REMEMBER YORICK MORIE. BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS YOU!"

"He seems even more mad, IM SORRY. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Why is free? 450s should never be free.

1. again? He was free like 2 weeks ago.

Why is it whenever i buy a new champ, it is always free a few days later? i literally just bought orianna. Rito plz

Why is free so much?

Make fizz free next week

100% more people wondering why rito keeps making 450 champs free

50% more amazing mustaches

33% more people what purple tastes like

42% more balls in face

75% more blind people dying

53% more ults going badly

27% more people mad at skarner for ulting

400% more balls in face than orriana

100% more godyr

a more time puns

BALLS!

Syndra....Syndra...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mvVKkjSvm8

Great.... Orianna comes out right when I'm about to go on vacation...... Please don't put Gnar on sale during this week.

I really need to buy since he is so powerful :3

Make him free

can -Gnar have a new skin please like a robotic one

finally more junglers to try

: They forgot about me... I will take there blood for this.. Blood?