New free champion rotation: Lucian, Kha'Zix, Rengar and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Not So Great Escape

"Alright, in order to get us out of here. I am going to need a couple of items. Here's a list, you three go! Corporate Lee Sin, you need to get me the most important item. That guy's sword."

"Doo dee doo dee doo. Just minding my own business, building lifesteal, being slightly underpowered."

"His sword? Why do you need his sword?"

"I just do, get it quickly or we aren't getting out of here."

Various items collected later:

"Alright, now we need to get in there."

"The lunch lady room?"

"It's really a lunch space bus. It can fly us out of here. Follow me, there is a back door over here. With that hexadergul you got, I can get it open." "Unlocks door."

"Sweet, escaping and getting lunch at the same time."

"I am Maokai."

"So, I had a few ideas about my big rework."

"Look man, we'll burn that bridge when we get to it. Just get this thing moving."

"Why would we burn bridges? Wouldn't that prevent us from escaping?"

"What? No, it's an expression and. CAN WE JUST GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Fine, just make sure I'm cooler than that new Yorick. I'll need a few minutes to get this thing running."

"Uhm, why are there a bunch of guys pointing guns at our lunch bus?"

"There must have been a silent alarm on the door. Or one of them was actually watching the security footage."

"OH, THANKS GALIO! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET SHOT TO PIECES! SO THANK YOU FOR THIS!"

"You should really see a professional if you are having suicidal thoughts."

"OKAY, WHAT IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM?"

"His race takes everything literally. Any kind of expression or sarcasm goes right through him."

"Nothing can go through me, it would get stuck."

"sigh."

"Hate to interrupt this cultural lesson, but the men with guns are getting closer."

"Alright I got the defense lasers up. Now I just MASS TAUNT!"

The lasers rip the guards to shreds as they try in vain to shoot through the bullet proof glass.

"What kind of lunch bus is this?"

"A badass one. Let's go."

"WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!"

"Gnarly?"

"STOP THE BUS, TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEASE!"

"Hold it, that's Corporate Gnar. Let him on."

"Alright, but if he gets me killed. Nobody would really care because most people forget I exist."

"Huff huff huff." "Thanks, I thought I would be stuck there forever."

"Gnarly, how did you end up here?"

"It's a complicated. For some reason, all the Gangplanks think I'm their only friend. It gets really irritating sometimes. When I went off on Dreadnova Gangplank, he locked me up here. Let's just go back to Runeterra."

"I heard that."

"Wait, what about the sword I got from Aatrox?"

"Oh, that. I was only joking about getting that, hahaha."

"But, but, but he forced me to give him a rework before he would give it to me."

"What use could I possibly have for a bendy sword?"

"Hahaha, get rekt."

"I am Maokai."

"HAHAHAHAHA, HE MADE YOU THINK THAT WE NEEDED IT AND YOU PAID A PRICE TO GET IT! AND NOW YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Hahahahahaha."

"We will see how much you are are laughing after you see your reworks." "Throws sword out the window, back into the prison."

A little bit later:

"You wanted to speak to me?"

"Yes, I want to work for you?"

"Really? most would consider that worse than being locked up here."

"I too have been scorned by Corporate Lee Sin. FOR YEARS HE HAS IGNORED ME! NOW I FORCE HIM TO GIVE ME A REWORK AND I TURN OUT WORSE THAN POST NERF AZIR! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! LET ME GO, I'LL KILL HIM BEFORE HE HITS GROUND AGAIN!"

"I like your gumption. Alright, welcome to me crew. Bring me Corporate Lee Sin's head."

(Ask and you shall receive. the website is ready for you guys to take a look. Just head on over to acorporatematter.com and enjoy. Right now only seasons 1, 2 and 3 are on there. We also had a news page, but it's currently on fire. If you have any suggestions or see anything wrong that's not on the to-do list. Please send me a message on twitter @SirDellron or send me an email at [email protected] I'm really excited to see what you guys think.

To-do list: Get the news page working. Add an about and characters page. Get real adds instead of placeholder ones. Add seasons 4 and 5. Mess with the font, including fixing the font/color on really big text and links. Numerous cosmetic changes. Get the strike through to work. Make the mobile site good.)

LAST WEEK TO PLAY ! GIVE IT UP FOR THE LAST WEEK TO PLAY !

Interesting how and almost always go on rotation together.

Galio's last time in the free champ rotation before they replace him with that new champ. Rest in peace my beloved gargoyle.

Guys, stop complaining about the servers, what do you think they're working on right now?

It's honestly a touch hard to tell which of these is supposed to be for which lane. They normally shoot for 2 per role: Kha'Zix and Rengar are the Jungle (easy). Darius and Poppy are top (still easy). Lucian > ADC Janna > Support Syndra > Mid

This leaves Vel'Koz, Galio, and Urgot Urgot is -technically- a Marksman, but when he does show up in rotation he usually gets stuck in a "top" spot (and/or is treated as a wild-card). The last 2 times he's shown up the ADC's were Ashe/Vayne and Ezreal/Lucian. But since none of the other champs remotely qualify as an ADC, we'll assume Urgot is ADC#2 (or treated as wild-card, with only 1 ADC spot).

Between the remaining options, both can Mid, but Vel'Koz edges out as a better (more played) Support option than Galio.

Alright so when the fuck am i going to be able to connect to a mach hmm ? this is my 2 time not able to connect to a coop game trying to get rid of leaver buster that you guys gave me because of afk because i couldn't connect ot the sever so if yo guy could i dont now maybe fix you shit so i could enjoy a game of league i would greatly appreciate it

Excited for Urgot, planning to get him before his rework comes out. Last week for Galio, hope Yorick has finished his grave.

i f-urgot-en that exist

Last chance to play ugly Galio

This is actually an awesome free rot for me Ty rito

LUCIAN

Fare thee well, Galeo. We hardly knew ye.

i just bought kha zix this saturday... and my friend just bought syndra

Is this the first time someone's been on free week the same week as their rework?

Did you have to put Darius, Syndra, Lucian, and Vel'koz on the same free rotation? I couldn't ask for a more tilting experience.

Only one support?

Ah yes, I remember this week. It was the first time I ever played Syndra