Champion and skin sale: 11.04. - 11.07.

Blitzcrank Files. Beginning project of finding a bride for Prince Jarvan IV. His test show that he looking for one with a bright personality. I have recommend Lux.

So they tried to hide on the bush and I was all like 'I can see you with my ward'

Yeah

So then I charged my laser like this and then I went DEMACIA and..

OH GOD MY EYES!!!

I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to actually shoot a laser.

OH GOD IT BURNS!!! All I can see are rainbows, even double rainbows.

Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to....

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!!!!?

Ummm...yes?

Just take me to a hospital please.

Later at the hospital

So I take it that it didn't work out?

You know the worst part is that she already in a relationship with 2 other people.

Then why did she agree on going on a date with you?

she said that she doesn't believe in single marriages.

I see..well the good news is that in was a low level amount of damage so you should be able to see in a few days. Just in time for your next date. Unless of course...you want to ask someone out yourself.

Mmmmm...Shyvana?

Yes Jarvan?

Contact Blitzcrank again and have him take "bright personality" off the list.

(>'-')> Give poro overlord syndra

FINALLY BRAUM IS ON SALE THANK YOU!!

"Ho ho ho" Braum (487 RP) bounded down the mountain side to the forest clearing where the ambassador was waiting. As he approached, the sun was near its zenith, and the light sparkled off of the snowy leaves. "Your late." "I apologize heartily, but your brethren Ursine were quite adamant about not wanting me within the borders of this forest." "If they were truly adamant, they would not have let you pass." "Whoever said anything about them letting me?" "IF YOU LAID A FINGER ON MY BRETHREN AND EXPECT ME TO NEGOTIATE I SWEAR..." "Calm down Volibear (440 RP), I am a defender, a guardian, not a "warrior" like those two bears that tried to kill me." "Strength is the only true way to beat the oncoming blight, not defense and protection." "What good is strength if you are not unified. Do you expect to just throw troops one by one at the powerful and deceitful ice witch and hope one of them kills her? Now, let us get back to the topic at hand." "You are right, I apologize, we did not come here to debate philosophies, and I will deal with their impudence later. So, you came here to talk about a contingency plan." "Yes, in the case where the Freljord is not unified when we strike, Ashe has proposed that we choose a temporary general." "That would be a wise choice. Do you have anyone in mind?" "We were thinking..." a rustle nearby "Well, we've heard of a tactical genius known as Swain." "WHAT!" Volibear wasn't the only one with a shocked reaction, a sharp intake of breath from nearby told Braum all he needed to know. He quickly fired a blast of pure winter at his target, then raised his shield to protect himself and Volibear from the poison fangs that fired back. Now Voli realized why Braum had said Swain. There was a spy. Driven by outrage, he summoned a lightning bolt and channeled it through his hand and fired it at the target. A quick zap later, and a snake fell out of the bush. Jade Fang Cassiopeia (487 RP) attempted to get up but was stopped by Braum's sheild. "Well, well, well, it is not honorable to spy, do you know that?" asked Braum. "You know what Sejuani does to spys?" continued Volibear. "You will not be doing anything anytime soon. I will be collecting a bounty on your head" said Headhunter Master Yi (487 RP) as he dashed in, his Bird of Prey, also known as Anivia (260 RP) was close in toe. Thinking fast Braum smashed the ground knocking up both the Headhunter and his Bird of Prey, but it wasn't enough. Anivia set up a wall while Yi meditated to get his focus back, then he rushed in with an alpha strike, hacking rapidly at Braum's shield while he defended. Voli rushed in and flipped Yi back, while Braum jumped in front of Voli just in time to defend as Anivia fired an onslaught of ice at both of them. They all stopped and looked at each other. They had reached a standstill, and they were all waiting for someone to flinch. Suddenly, they heard a hiss and the sound of turrets firing. A big boom as an onslaught of rockets hit their targets was heard, followed by a flying Jade snake flying into the courtyard. “I hope I’m not too late,” said Heimerdinger (395 RP) as he walked into the clearing, “In exchange for a lesser sentence, one of the prisoners in Piltover told us that Noxus had sent a spy to eavesdrop on a meeting; and since I’ve always wanted to study the Freljord, I decided I might try to come and help you. “Looks like a little someone tried to escape during the fight,” said Volibear, “I wonder what I will do to you know.” Suddenly, Braum had an idea: “Hey, if you guys want a bounty, why not just take this spy off our hands. I’m sure she’s hurt a lot of people.” “As wise as always Braum,” Anivia said, “I am glad you are here to defend the ice while I clear out other villains from the world.” “Then we have a deal,” said Yi, “Let’s go Anivia.” As they walked away, Braum turned to Heimerdinger: “Thank you Heimer. Now Voli, about that treaty…”

FINALLY

Give a new skin sale please

Thank you for Braum. I'll leave you alone now Riot.

Braum or heimer? I only have enough for one.

So... Braum is on sale... RITO WHERE IS GNAR???

lightdragoon pleeeez katarina!!

Champion and skin sales prediction updated @ http://bootsofprediction.com

do one with but she falls for

They need to have Statue of Karthus, Uncle Ryze, and Bird of Prey Anivia all on sale for the 4th of July. If I forgot any TEAM MURICA skins, they should have those on sale as well.

This sale brought to you by MERICA!

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i was waiting for barum to go on sale waiting pays off

It's been several months since I purchased Jade Fang Cass, is that way too long to try to ask Riot for a compensation in the Riot Point difference? I feel like it is but wanna ask anyway.

pls sale lee skins or morg skins pls

Wait, people actually spend RP on champions and not just for skins? ...weird