New free champion rotation: Blitzcrank, Corki, Jinx and more!

A Corporate Matter: Episode 36

"I really hate one for all time."

"SHOO SHOO PANA!"

"Get out of here, CORPORATE GNAR SAYS SO!!!"

"YOU ARE NOT CORPORATE GNAR, YOU ARE SOME WEIRD COPY. YOU GET OUT!"

"Shugi shugi shugi. Mo'pay, mo'wok, mo'free."

"RAWR, RAWRRRRRRR, RAAAA!"

"Alright, you little Gnar sweethearts, go and play outside so I can talk to the real Corporate Gnar. That means you too, Other Corporate Gnar."

"But I am the real one!"

"No you're not, now get out there."

"Thanks Soraka, they were driving me crazy. How did you take care of your, one for all, copies?"

"Oh, they all just started playing cards; Go fizz I think."

"Good eye might, how s'It going over in this big ole office?"

"Cosmic Reaver Kassadin? I didn't know you were Australian."

"Technically, I am Oceanic. But that's really just a term the Pollie's make me say, so the kiwis don't get upset. By the way, why is there a mob of ankle biters, that look just like you, right outside?"

"One for all mode is out, which causes all employee's of my company to randomly have clones of them appear. They keep coming, all different versions of them. It lasts two whole weeks, it's torture."

"..."

"How in the world did one of them get in there? I am going, man, I hate unsophisticated Gnar."

"So, you his offsider?"

"..."

"I agree, your boss looks like he has a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, if you know what I mean."

"So, why are you here?"

"Why am I here? That's a good question. I am here because, uh, because-"

"Alright everyone, I am back. For it is I, the real Corporate Gnar. I took care of that pesky clone."

"What did you do with him?"

"I just, uh-huh, I just, yeah. Why do you ask?"

"Are you sure you are the real Corporate Gnar?"

"Of course I am, why would you question my undeniable corporate-ness."

"Haygo Vaygo."

"Ok, where is the real Corporate Gnar?"

"I have no idea what you are talking about, I am the real one. And how dare you tell her I am not, you little-"

"You are going to have to tell me where you put him."

"I think he quit and isn't coming back. I am all you have left now."

"Cwoset."

"Thank you. I will be right back, I have to go and rescue the boss."

"Forget what I said about the real one. The clone is mad as a meat-axe."

"No one understands a word you are saying; You big ugly overpriced mess."

Well, may your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down."

"I don't know if I should feel insulted or not. BECAUSE NOT ONE THING YOU JUST SAID MADE ANY SENSE!"

"Well, I am hungry now, so goodbye. I am going to go get some tucker, I know a nice quiet place out in woop woop. I should probably call ahead and tell 'em to throw another wharf rat on the barbie"

"Wait, you actually eat those things? I am a wolf and I wouldn't even eat those."

"You are such a wuss. Man, I am so stoked, I haven't eaten there in forever. Their Wharf rats are amazing and anyone who says otherwise can cark it! See you later, beautiful music playing sheila. UP UP AND AWAY!

I recommend showing this story to anyone you know who is Australian. As I don't think many Australians view my stories.

(I have started getting all my stories compiled in one place; Over on Tumblr, yay! Unfortunately, in order to keep them looking nice with the icons like they do here. I have to take screenshots of them all and post them as pictures on Tumblr. Since I can't fit the whole story on one screen, I need to edit multiple pictures together.)

(I like doing it, but it is rather time-consuming, so I only have the first few done. I will continue to work on it, and I will let you guys know when I have them all. In the meantime, you can check out what I have done, let me know how it's going and watch as I add more: http://sirdellron.tumblr.com/ )

When you own every champion :( However, in celebration:

100% more missed grabs 65% more Valkyries into danger 175% more passive speed boosts 50% more Yasuo comps 100% more "Surf's up!" 85% more "why can't I move?!" 63% more "you used your ult on the clone..." 100% more life forms disintegrated 99% more ADC's flashing from her ult 70% less taking you nice places

that rotation can die in a hole

first they were on sale together and now they are on champ rotation together Riot is secretly shipping x

New champions already came out ，where is the November sale schedule. By the way riot please be nice

Can be free next week. Want to try him

IT'S ANOTHER ARAM CHAMP WEEK!

I sense that the Demon Vi skin will come out this week since Vi is free during this week. Praise the fist!!

can't wait for noobs auto locking shaco

when will be in a free champ week?

Jinx blitzcrank nami came recently where is darius

Awesome! love the free champs!!!

Well...at least I can work on and this week. My main's are free picks and there are going to be a lot of people playing them for the first time, mucking up their builds. Guess I can teach some people too..

Tbh Riot, I think you should keep this week's free champions until next week. I played one for all this entire weekend and don't play on weekdays. Really wanted to try out.

fucking hate Shaco

Didnt know they changed, i pulled up the patcher and it wasnt changed, maybe i gotta login :P, also, could like next week ad ez again, i started on the week with ekko... i really like ez, almost fav champ

woooo amazed

YESS VI IS FREEEEEE

Hi folks, I'm working on a spreadsheet that keeps track of how long it has been since a champion was in the free rotation. Please take a look and let me know what you think!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xeN1TWz0e1fczNG_cfO5W4c6EeMRkiwHk8FmUSU3IKw/edit?usp=sharing

I've highlighted the current free picks at the top, the 20% most likely to be free (by role) in orange, and the blacklisted champs at the bottom.

Son...

where is the November sale schedule RIOT??

This is a terrible week for new people to start playing. No easy champs!

I'm rather curious--we haven't heard from Corporate Mundo or prettyboy--I mean, Secretary Ezreal, in awhile. What's going on in their side of the map?

VELKOZ IS LOVE< VELKOZ IS LIFE