New free champion rotation: Corki, Diana, Janna and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: I would 100% be Challenjour, if only I could create a team with 4 other clones of myself.

"Alright guys, here is dinner, hope you enjoy."

"Yeah, we made it together. Banana Chili."

"You let Vi cook chili again? Dear Rito, please forgive me for all I have done. I did not know what I was doing. Have mercy and please don't let this Chili be the end of me."

"I don't know what's wrong with you, this is magnificent."

"Alright, well if you think its good, then I guess I don't have anything to worry ab- WAIT A MINUTE, YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS GOOD, I CAN'T TAKE YOUR ADVICE ON FOOD!"

"Alright, I will be the first to try it. Hmmmm, this is actually not bad."

"You know, the bananas actually balance out the stomach melting chili. While the spices add some great flavor."

"You two should cook together more often. This is the best food I have had since this all started."

"Alright, I am bored out of my mind. Turning on the TV probably won't lead Jhin to us, right?"

"I wouldn't risk it. You never know what crafty methods he has up his sleeve."

"Fine."

Five minutes later:

"Nope, I can't take it anymore. I recorded the new season of, So you think you can carry? And I am going to watch it now."

"What? That show sucks so bad. I didn't think anyone even watched it."

"Well, I watch it and I think it is the best tv show ever made. So shut-up and sit down!"

On the TV:

Hello and welcome. I'm Draven Seacrest and you're watching, So you think you can carry!"

"I got challenger last year, so I should be a shoo-in. What game mode are we playing?"

"It's called, protect the Soraka. Your job is to protect this poor innocent Soraka from dying. Be warned, she thinks she is much tougher than she really is."

"What? How is this a test of skill? I am only supposed to worry about juking and banning Mundo. Not this load of-"

"SORAKA HAS BEEN SLAIN!"

"Sigh. Ok, so since I got Challenger last year. I should still place pretty high even though I los-"

"YOUR NEW RANK IS, BRONZE 4, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!"

"WHAT? This has to be a mistake or something. Is the system glitched? I bet everyone is getting bronze."

"Woo, got Challenger for the fifth time in a row."

"BUT HOW DID YOU KEEP SORAKA ALIVE?"

"Oh, I just killed the whole enemy team before they even got near her."

"WHAT IS WITH THIS RANKING SYSTEM. I AM SO MUCH MORE SKILLED THAN A LEE SIN. HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR, ITS NOT MY FAULT!"

"Please note, most players can expect to start out lower than they were last year."

"Lower? THIS ISN'T JUST LOWER. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS. AND HOW COME LEE SIN ISN'T ANY LOWER? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU censored. HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT I MIGHT PLACE LOWER. YOU ARE ALL HIGH IN MIGHTY IN YOUR BOOTH. WELL, YOU CAN TAKE THAT MICROPHONE OF YOURS AND **censored. **AND ONE MORE THING censored, censored, CENSORED!"

"Don't do salt, kids."

"HEY, THAT KIND OF LANGAUGE ISN'T ALLOW HERE. YOU NEED TO STOP YELLING AND BE CALM. SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST OFFENCE, I AM GOING TO LET YOU OFF WITH A TWO WEEK BAN. BUT BE MINDFUL, THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING."

"Ooohhh, when Corporate Kayle comes to smite you personally, you know you messed up. Looks like we won't be seeing much of, formerly Challenger, Ahri anytime soon. Well, on to the next game."

"Alright guys, I am going to make it to Challenger. Now, in this game, we need to kill things to get orbs of power. Just give them all to me and we can't lose."

"Yeah, I don't think that is going to happen, Missy."

A few minutes later:

"In case you are just joining us. First off, I'm Draaaaaaaaven. And if my sexiness hasn't already caused you to faint. Then I shall give a brief rundown of this game. Challenger Nidalee has gone 0/6/1 at the ten-minute mark. Meanwhile, each of her teammates has won their respective lane."

"/all GG, no one ever ganks unless it's to KS."

"I told you, I saved your life. You would have died if I didn't take the kill."

"My team is full of trolls. I just want this game to be over. Free kills top lane, if anyone wants me."

"No one wants you, sweetheart."

"I do, free LP is always good in my book."

"Nid, why you gotta feed like that?"

"I'm not feeding, I'm just 1v1ing turrets all day up here in-"

"AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN!"

"Not only is she intentionally feeding, but Challenjour Nidalee is still blaming us for it."

"GG, CAN'T CARRY TEAM, THEY TOO BAD."

"Well, that answers that, she cannot carry and, therefore, is out. Tune in next week to find out if Ryze can carry, a whole bunch of Urgots who max W first."

"Wait, what?"

(Tomorrow, January 26th, will be the one year anniversary of A Corporate Matter. Thank you all for all the nice things you have said, and for letting me do this, it is tons of fun. Here's hoping I get to say this again next year. ♥)

Holy shit, is free.

My opinions on this rotation If you hear him far away.....you're kinda done (or someone else) I will never know what she does (BUT NOW I CAN) Immortals made her amazing in lcs :3 If there is a jarvan on either team imma ult with this guy Oh look she got an instagram filter WHERE DOES HE EVEN GO (hue :3) To me, she is the prettiest and best support in this game <3 BIRD IS THE WORD :D I swore this guy was a tank....huh.... Is "not tanky" Overall not too bad nothing too broken for guaranteed ban in draft so.. (9/10)

This has been BrokenKite-The Tank Main

Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want to watch their LP burn...

is it just me or do they avoid putting some champs on the free rotation. Like darious, Vi, Kindred and a few others have not been on the rotation but MF, diana, Sona and Swain are always on. Not a complaint though :)

I JUST got , but hey it

They should have Garen, Vi, Zed, and Sona (even though she's in this rotation) free the week that Jhin is released. Payback time!

swain ? urgot ? mord ? corki ? I feel like thats a fairly high skill cap for free to play champs idk tho never played alot of corki ,mord, or swain just trollgot for kicks

WOOO DIANA FINALLY! Also rip it's xin

Time to play urgot in ranked >:D

I feel like the only person here who isn't excited about ... Personally, I'm just excited to try

Yay, I can try Xin Zhao, Kennen, and Urgot. Thanks rito!

yay

wait is a marksman now?