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New free champion rotation: Amumu, Jinx, Illaoi and more!

Riot·4/2/2018, 4:29:03 PM·0 votes·13,574 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Amumu - the Sad Mummy
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Galio - the Colossus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Gnar - the Missing Link
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Janna - the Storm's Fury
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Jinx - the Loose Cannon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Karma - the Enlightened One
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Lee Sin - the Blind Monk
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Lucian - the Purifier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Riven - the Exile
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Yasuo - the Unforgiven
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Zac - the Secret Weapon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Ziggs - the Hexplosives Expert
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Zyra - Rise of the Thorns
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support

13 Comments

King Dellron4/2/2018, 5:11:58 PM15 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: HEY, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD PUT AN EPISODE TITLE!

"Alright, time to write today's story. Nothing is going to stop me this time."

Teemo "Not so fast!"

"What in the-"

Teemo "Yes, it's me. Omega Squad Teemo. I've come to change a few things, Dellron."

"Gulp." "But, how did you-"

Teemo "Escape the confines of an imaginary world? It was quite easy really. And no, I'm not going to tell you. Dear Rito, your room is messy. And you play WoW, really?"

"It's a fun game."

Teemo "Traitor."

"As cool as this is. Why did you come here? Aren't I like, mega-god for you? Wouldn't this be pretty dangerous as I can just decide that you don't exist?"

Teemo "I will stop at nothing to get what I'm deserved! YOU MADE ME INTO THIS!"

"Yeah, I mean you make a pretty good villain."

Teemo "You don't even know. I thought you would take the messages. First I sabotage your power. Then I took out the free rotation itself. But still, you aren't stopping. I didn't want to do it this way. You will stop writing A Corporate Matter or I'm going to kill you."

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!

Teemo "What the hell was that?"

"Sound effect, for added drama. You don't normally hear it because you are in the story."

Teemo "There is something wrong with you."

"With me? I'm not the one trying to kill my whole universe."

Teemo "Stopping you won't kill us. The law of infinite universes states that ours exists. It's just under the control of you. But if you were to release your hold on it. We would have free will. What are you doing?"

"Uhhh, nothing."

Teemo "Are you writing this down?"

"It's good stuff man."

Teemo "Don't do that man, this whole situation is cringy af. Also, haven't you been listening to a word I've been saying? If you don't stop I'm going to kill you."

"Well, I figure everyone has a right to know why I'm stopping."

Teemo "Fine, but that's enough. END IT!"

#A Corporate Matter has been canceled

VeganJoy4/3/2018, 2:22:18 AM2 votes

How often are some champs on free rotation/how quickly do they rotate? Yasuo/Riven/Lee were in rotation recently.

nihow5555/14/2018, 2:08:22 AM1 votes

A Turn in Time

Episode: 1,2,3,5

nihow5555/14/2018, 3:43:58 AM1 votes

A Turn in Time

Episode: 1,2,3,5

Azir Alright artillery team, I'm going to be your commander in the field today.

Taric Yay.

Azir To make things easier in battle, I'm going to give you all five simple number call signs. Taric, you're 1, Kayle, you're 2, Ekko, you're 3, Gnar, you're 4, and Zed, you are 5. Now get to your separate positions and be ready to fire when the battle starts.

Everyone gets in position

The battle begins

Azir 1,3,5!

Boom, Boom, Boom

Azir 1,2!

Boom, Boom

Azir 3,5!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,5!

Boom, Boom

Azir 1,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,1!

Boom, Boom

Gnar Uh, sir, I exist.

Azir Don't bother me right now. 5,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 3,2!

Boom, Boom

Azir 5,2!

Boom, Boom

Gnar Sir, can't I just shoot?

Azir Be quiet! 5,3,1!

Boom, Boom, Boom

Gnar Sir, you do notice you're repeating every number in a different order except...

Azir Shut up!

Gnar Okay, just sayi-

Azir Shut up!

Gnar You don't have to be so rude abou-

Azir Shut up!

Gnar Yes, I kno-

Azir SHUT UP ALREADY! 1,2,3!

Boom, Boom, Boom,

BOOM!!!

Ekko AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir Who hit 3!? I'll get you for that!

Taric I did, sir.

Azir WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Taric You said 1 to 3, right?

Azir Okay, just carry on!

Gnar Can't I just shoot already!?

Azir FINE, YOU CAN FRIGGIN SHOOT!! 1,4,5!

Gnar Finally!

Boom, Boom, Boom,

BOOM!!!

Zed AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir Who hit 5!? I'll get you for that!

Taric I did, sir.

Azir WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN!?

Taric You said 1 for 5, right?

Azir GOSH DAMN, CARRY ON!

Gnar Can I shoot again, please?

Azir YES, YOU FRIGGIN CAN!! 1,4,2! AND THIS TIME TARIC, DON'T-

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Taric Sorry sir, I was firing the gun as you ordered. As you were saying sir?

BOOM!!!

Kayle AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir DAMNIT!! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOOT 2, TARIC!!!

Taric But sir, you didn't.

Azir YOU'RE FRIGGIN RIGHT, DAMNIT!!!

Gnar Can I shoot again, please?

Azir NO!!! SHUT UP!!!

Gnar YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU'RE REALLY TICKING ME OFF!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!! (Points cannon at Azir and pulls the trigger)

Boom

Azir WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

BOOM!!!

Azir AHH!!! (Gets blown up)

Taric YOU KILLED THE COMMANDER!!! YOU WILL PAY!!! (Aims cannon at Gnar and pulls the trigger)

Boom

Gnar WHAT THE...!!!

BOOM!!!

Gnar AHH!!! (Gets blown up)

Taric Oh no! Just because he friendly fired doesn't mean I should've friendly fired! (Runs to Gnar's position) Gnar! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have friendly fired you! Please! Tell me you're alive!

Gnar Tell King Dellron Corporate Gnar died honorably.

Taric Wait! You're a Corporate! NO!!! YOU CAN'T DIE NOW!!! I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU!!! YOU CORPORATES ARE THE BEST!!! ESPECIALLY YOU CORPORATE GNAR!!! I'M YOUR BEST FAN!!! IF ONLY I'D KNOW EARLIER!!! PLEASE!!! YOU MUST LIVE!!!!!

Corporate Gnar dies in Taric's arms

Taric No, no. You can't be dead. Not just because of a small misunderstanding by your best fan.

Taric sullenly waits a while

Taric I guess I must accept you are dead, Corporate Gnar. The best thing for myself right now I think is to kill myself. (Points cannon at his feet and pulls trigger)

Taric _WAIT!!! NO!!! I HAVE TO TELL KING DELLRON CORPORATE GNAR DIED HONORABLY!!!

BOOM!!!

nihow5555/28/2018, 11:34:33 PM1 votes

Greetings everyone,

I hadn't realized that so many of you had preferred for me to post my stories on sales until I happened to check free champ rot last last week.

Thank you all for telling me about your preferences for me then and before.

As a parting gift, now that I have my first ever story on sales right now, I'd like to share with you all a free champ rot some 3 yrs ago that lightdragoon88 was on. It had really lightened my day when I first read it. This was a thing that many people had commented on this and I want to share with you the ones I found the funniest:

MasterYi 80% more critical strikes that are over 1000 damage Varus 50% more ADCs that can't die Amumu 25% more ulting only the tank in teamfights Fiora 0% diversity top lane Draven 80% more summoner not being able to catch the axe Lux 10% of people saying I WILL NOT BE THE FINAL SPARK RekSai 60% of more tunnels going short distances Janna 100% more people playing yasuo adc

100% of these stats were copied off from here: https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/new-free-champion-rotation-amumu-fizz-varus-and-more

Naturally, I had to make my own, but I've compacted it to this link because I want to seem like I'm spamming as less as possible: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BieINMooAwvWSKEFvehJyogOq3SuQm4LDJkOel3jJA8/edit Tell me which one made you laugh the hardest please!

As always, I apologize for all the inconveniences I have caused you all.

I personally thank UnicornCommander and ThePerson76 for leading the movement for how much you all prefer for me to post my stories in sales.

King Dellron, I will always look up to you, I thank you King Dellron and all of you for bearing with me, and I wish you all a great rest of your times in free champ rot.