New free champion rotation: Amumu, Jinx, Illaoi and more!

Riot·Apr 2, 2018·0 votes·13,574 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Amumu - the Sad Mummy

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Mage

Galio - the Colossus

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Mage

Gnar - the Missing Link

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Janna - the Storm's Fury

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Jinx - the Loose Cannon

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Karma - the Enlightened One

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Lee Sin - the Blind Monk

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Lucian - the Purifier

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Riven - the Exile

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Yasuo - the Unforgiven

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Zac - the Secret Weapon

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Ziggs - the Hexplosives Expert

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Zyra - Rise of the Thorns

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

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King DellronApr 2, 201815 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: HEY, I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD PUT AN EPISODE TITLE!

"Alright, time to write today's story. Nothing is going to stop me this time."

Teemo "Not so fast!"

"What in the-"

Teemo "Yes, it's me. Omega Squad Teemo. I've come to change a few things, Dellron."

"Gulp." "But, how did you-"

Teemo "Escape the confines of an imaginary world? It was quite easy really. And no, I'm not going to tell you. Dear Rito, your room is messy. And you play WoW, really?"

"It's a fun game."

Teemo "Traitor."

"As cool as this is. Why did you come here? Aren't I like, mega-god for you? Wouldn't this be pretty dangerous as I can just decide that you don't exist?"

Teemo "I will stop at nothing to get what I'm deserved! YOU MADE ME INTO THIS!"

"Yeah, I mean you make a pretty good villain."

Teemo "You don't even know. I thought you would take the messages. First I sabotage your power. Then I took out the free rotation itself. But still, you aren't stopping. I didn't want to do it this way. You will stop writing A Corporate Matter or I'm going to kill you."

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!

Teemo "What the hell was that?"

"Sound effect, for added drama. You don't normally hear it because you are in the story."

Teemo "There is something wrong with you."

"With me? I'm not the one trying to kill my whole universe."

Teemo "Stopping you won't kill us. The law of infinite universes states that ours exists. It's just under the control of you. But if you were to release your hold on it. We would have free will. What are you doing?"

"Uhhh, nothing."

Teemo "Are you writing this down?"

"It's good stuff man."

Teemo "Don't do that man, this whole situation is cringy af. Also, haven't you been listening to a word I've been saying? If you don't stop I'm going to kill you."

"Well, I figure everyone has a right to know why I'm stopping."

Teemo "Fine, but that's enough. END IT!"

#A Corporate Matter has been canceled

King DellronApr 2, 201813 votes

#Or has it?

Teemo "You better not do another story. Because I will come back, and I will kill you."

"Before you leave, how did you find out about me in the first place?"

Teemo "It all started with what Corporate Gnar said."

Months ago:

Teemo "This was supposed to be my time to win. I finally found out what I was missing, what you had over me. How, how do you always beat me?"

Gnar "You wanna know why I always win against you?"

Teemo "Yes, please tell me."

Gnar "You really want to know?"

Teemo "TELL ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT!"

Gnar "Are you sure?"

Teemo "FOR THE LOVE OF RITO, TELL ME!"

Gnar "I HAVE PLOT ARMOR BITCH! NOW GET OF OF MY OFFICE!" "Launches Omega Squad Teemo out of the office."

A few days later:

Teemo "Plot armor, what does that mean?"

Teemo "I spent the couple days trying to figure out what that meant. I couldn't see any sort of armor. Was that what he called some invisible forcefield? Maybe he had a probability manipulator? But then one of my squad had a brilliant idea."

Twitch "Look, Sarge, it sounds like you're obsessing over nonsense. But if you really think there might be something there, then I suggest you see an expert on nonsense. There's a yordle named Kled, over in Noxus. If anyone knows what Corporate Gnar was talking about, it'll be him."

Teemo "That's a great idea, Doc. I'll go check him out at once."

Tristana "NOT SO FAST! You are still under my command. Which means you have to follow orders. So when I command you to join us for a pizza party before you leave, then you have to listen."

Veigar "Pizza party? But I already ordered Fried chicken from the chicken man. He has the best deep fried chicken east of the Targon Mountains. I got us all five dollar fill-ups."

Tristana "Well I don't care. I ordered pizza and the delivery girl will be here any minute."

Twitch "I'm sorry Colonel, but I agree with Lieutenant. Fried chicken sounds way better than pizza."

Teemo "ARE YOU SHELL SHOCKED SOLDIER? PIZZA IS MILES BETTER THAN SOME DUMB FIRED BIRD!"

Veigar "RESPECTFULLY SIR, YOU ABANDONED US AND LEAD US INTO THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT WE HAVE FACED IN YEARS. SO I DON'T THINK YOU GET A SAY, SIR!"

Teemo "OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!" "Lunges at Omega Squad Veigar's throat."

Twitch "GET OFF HIM!" "Starts scratching Omega Squad Teemo."

Tristana "Two on one, that's not fair." "Shoots a buster shot at the fried chicken lovers."

Fizz "Why don't we just eat both."

Teemo "NOT NOW, PRIVATE!"

Veigar "I'LL TURN YOU INTO FRIED CHICKEN!"

Teemo "Wait wait wait, none of this happened. What is going on? ARE YOU CHANGING MY STORY WHILE I'M TELLING IT?!"

"No..."

Teemo "Stop stop!"

Back in Dellron's room:

Teemo "You were trying to change the story in the past so I never even came here."

"Alright, fine. Yeah, that's what I was doing."

Teemo "You are more powerful than I thought. But, what was with that dumb food fight? Was that really the best thing you could come up with to get us to fight?"

"I didn't get to eat before I started writing, I'm starving."

Teemo "Well, you lost your chance at hearing the rest of the story. And I didn't even get to the good bits. Kled taught me all he knew about the fourth wall and how to break it."

"Sounds thrilling."

Teemo "I will take my leave then. Remember what happened here today and don't- Wait, what are you doing?"

"Fixing this, I have powers you wouldn't be able to comprehend."

Teemo "WAIT NO, STOP!"

Teemo "Wakes up." "Uhhhg, I just had the weirdest dream." "Looks at empty bottles and a sleeping Kled nearby."

Kled "Weasels, in my head. Telling me how to live, what to say. How white my shirts can be. Doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me."

Teemo "That's the last time I go drinking with you. Nonsense was right. Uhhgg, you put mushroom juice in the drinks, didn't you? I told you, I don't sample my own product. It gives weird hallucinations."

N0mad9Apr 3, 20182 votes

Someone please draw corporate Gnar fighting Teemo!

VeganJoyApr 3, 20182 votes

How often are some champs on free rotation/how quickly do they rotate? Yasuo/Riven/Lee were in rotation recently.

grarrrgApr 3, 20182 votes

If you had asked this back when it was "10 free champs" I could have given you a reasonable answer.

But either something has gone horribly wrong with the randomizer, or they are intentionally screwing with things (and often).

The only thing I can reliably tell you is that Supports and ADC's tend to come up more often, mostly due to having smaller pools to work with.

And Tristana/Alistar are NEVER in Free Rotation, mostly due to you being able to get them for free (google it, quicker than me explaining).

PyroMissileApr 3, 20182 votes

Yas Lee Sin and Riven altogether lol

sundogyaApr 4, 20182 votes

LMAO

sundogyaApr 4, 20181 votes

Everyone is going to noob play yasuo and riven

sundogyaApr 4, 20181 votes

Just like this noob ImaDaBoss yasuo noob. I played with him in one for all. His yas sucks

sundogyaApr 4, 20181 votes

Just like this noob ImaDaBoss yasuo noob. I played with him in one for all. His yas sucks

nihow555May 14, 20181 votes

A Turn in Time

Episode: 1,2,3,5

nihow555May 14, 20181 votes

A Turn in Time

Episode: 1,2,3,5

Azir Alright artillery team, I'm going to be your commander in the field today.

Taric Yay.

Azir To make things easier in battle, I'm going to give you all five simple number call signs. Taric, you're 1, Kayle, you're 2, Ekko, you're 3, Gnar, you're 4, and Zed, you are 5. Now get to your separate positions and be ready to fire when the battle starts.

Everyone gets in position

The battle begins

Azir 1,3,5!

Boom, Boom, Boom

Azir 1,2!

Boom, Boom

Azir 3,5!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,5!

Boom, Boom

Azir 1,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 2,1!

Boom, Boom

Gnar Uh, sir, I exist.

Azir Don't bother me right now. 5,3!

Boom, Boom

Azir 3,2!

Boom, Boom

Azir 5,2!

Boom, Boom

Gnar Sir, can't I just shoot?

Azir Be quiet! 5,3,1!

Boom, Boom, Boom

Gnar Sir, you do notice you're repeating every number in a different order except...

Azir Shut up!

Gnar Okay, just sayi-

Azir Shut up!

Gnar You don't have to be so rude abou-

Azir Shut up!

Gnar Yes, I kno-

Azir SHUT UP ALREADY! 1,2,3!

Boom, Boom, Boom,

BOOM!!!

Ekko AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir Who hit 3!? I'll get you for that!

Taric I did, sir.

Azir WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Taric You said 1 to 3, right?

Azir Okay, just carry on!

Gnar Can't I just shoot already!?

Azir FINE, YOU CAN FRIGGIN SHOOT!! 1,4,5!

Gnar Finally!

Boom, Boom, Boom,

BOOM!!!

Zed AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir Who hit 5!? I'll get you for that!

Taric I did, sir.

Azir WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN!?

Taric You said 1 for 5, right?

Azir GOSH DAMN, CARRY ON!

Gnar Can I shoot again, please?

Azir YES, YOU FRIGGIN CAN!! 1,4,2! AND THIS TIME TARIC, DON'T-

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Taric Sorry sir, I was firing the gun as you ordered. As you were saying sir?

BOOM!!!

Kayle AHH! (Gets blown up)

Azir DAMNIT!! I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOOT 2, TARIC!!!

Taric But sir, you didn't.

Azir YOU'RE FRIGGIN RIGHT, DAMNIT!!!

Gnar Can I shoot again, please?

Azir NO!!! SHUT UP!!!

Gnar YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU'RE REALLY TICKING ME OFF!!! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!!! (Points cannon at Azir and pulls the trigger)

Boom

Azir WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

BOOM!!!

Azir AHH!!! (Gets blown up)

Taric YOU KILLED THE COMMANDER!!! YOU WILL PAY!!! (Aims cannon at Gnar and pulls the trigger)

Boom

Gnar WHAT THE...!!!

BOOM!!!

Gnar AHH!!! (Gets blown up)

Taric Oh no! Just because he friendly fired doesn't mean I should've friendly fired! (Runs to Gnar's position) Gnar! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have friendly fired you! Please! Tell me you're alive!

Gnar Tell King Dellron Corporate Gnar died honorably.

Taric Wait! You're a Corporate! NO!!! YOU CAN'T DIE NOW!!! I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU!!! YOU CORPORATES ARE THE BEST!!! ESPECIALLY YOU CORPORATE GNAR!!! I'M YOUR BEST FAN!!! IF ONLY I'D KNOW EARLIER!!! PLEASE!!! YOU MUST LIVE!!!!!

Corporate Gnar dies in Taric's arms

Taric No, no. You can't be dead. Not just because of a small misunderstanding by your best fan.

Taric sullenly waits a while

Taric I guess I must accept you are dead, Corporate Gnar. The best thing for myself right now I think is to kill myself. (Points cannon at his feet and pulls trigger)

Taric _WAIT!!! NO!!! I HAVE TO TELL KING DELLRON CORPORATE GNAR DIED HONORABLY!!!

BOOM!!!

nihow555May 28, 20181 votes

Greetings everyone,

I hadn't realized that so many of you had preferred for me to post my stories on sales until I happened to check free champ rot last last week.

Thank you all for telling me about your preferences for me then and before.

As a parting gift, now that I have my first ever story on sales right now, I'd like to share with you all a free champ rot some 3 yrs ago that lightdragoon88 was on. It had really lightened my day when I first read it. This was a thing that many people had commented on this and I want to share with you the ones I found the funniest:

MasterYi 80% more critical strikes that are over 1000 damage Varus 50% more ADCs that can't die Amumu 25% more ulting only the tank in teamfights Fiora 0% diversity top lane Draven 80% more summoner not being able to catch the axe Lux 10% of people saying I WILL NOT BE THE FINAL SPARK RekSai 60% of more tunnels going short distances Janna 100% more people playing yasuo adc

100% of these stats were copied off from here: https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/new-free-champion-rotation-amumu-fizz-varus-and-more

Naturally, I had to make my own, but I've compacted it to this link because I want to seem like I'm spamming as less as possible: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BieINMooAwvWSKEFvehJyogOq3SuQm4LDJkOel3jJA8/edit Tell me which one made you laugh the hardest please!

As always, I apologize for all the inconveniences I have caused you all.

I personally thank UnicornCommander and ThePerson76 for leading the movement for how much you all prefer for me to post my stories in sales.

King Dellron, I will always look up to you, I thank you King Dellron and all of you for bearing with me, and I wish you all a great rest of your times in free champ rot.