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"Hmmm, I think I see what's wrong," said Kennen M.D. (487 RP).
"What is it, doctor? Please, tell me!" Replied Ezreal (440 RP), almost begging the doctor.
"Well, it seems that URF's removal was just too painful for you. Trust me, it was painful for all of us."
"I just don't get it!" exclaimed Ezreal, "this was a perfect mode to try out different strategies, combos, etc... Why not leave it at least in the custom games section?"
"Well," replied Kennen as he started removing his gloves, and cleaning up his desk, getting ready for his next patient, "I guess that would be too much to ask."
Ezreal left the doctor's office, upset and annoyed. Gothic Orianna (260 RP), who was Kennen's receptionist, greeted him with a cold, lifeless voice. Followed by her ball, which flew towards Ezreal at great speed in order to hand him the medical bill. He swiped his card on the ball, and then it flew back to Orianna.
"Come again soon," her Glados-like voice replied.
As he stepped out into the streets, more annoyed than earlier, he heard a woman crying for help.
"HELP!" The woman cried.
Ezreal recognized that voice. It was Ahri (487 RP). Ezreal was a gentleman, so he knew he had to save her.
He used his arcane shift to move faster, but then he remembered URF was over. His cooldowns were back to normal, and so were his mana costs.
"Damn it..." he cursed under his breathe, as he tried running towards the damsel in distress.
"Ezreal," said a voice beside him. Warring Kingdoms Jarvan IV (675 RP) was running beside him, "you heard that too?"
Ezreal nodded.
Soon, they saw Ahri nearby, running away and screaming.
Singed (292 RP) chased her with incredible speed, leaving puddles of poison as his trail.
Ezreal used his arcane shift and hit singed, then used his mystic shot. Both hits got the enemy's attention, who then started running at him.
"Now!" Ezreal yelled.
Jarvan leapt high up in the air, and then landed, smashing his spear on the ground, lifting a wall of rocks around them.
But Singed remained outside the rock.
"What are you doing?" Asked Ezreal.
"I'm helping!" He said.
"Bring it down!"
Singed laughed at this, as he tossed a bucket of his mega adhesive at them, and then continued chasing Ahri.
"BRING IT DOWN!" repeated Ezreal, "just press R again!!!"
"Oh," replied Jarvan, as the walls around them crumbled into dust.
"Screw this," said Ezreal, as he walked towards the opposite direction of the fight.
"But..." said Jarvan, "the damsel in distress! We have to save her!"
"Well, that's what she gets for charming Singed," replied Ezreal without looking back. All he cared about now was going home, where dinner was probably ready by now, served in a bowl of rubies and a cup of emeralds.
Kennen is a Doctor,
a pretty good one too.
If you have a problem
he's sure to assist you.
Unless of course your problem,
involves URF's goodbye.
For problems of the heart
his profession's for nigh.
Warring Kingdom Jarvan,
with that armor on his back,
looks ready to go to War,
just to bring URF back.
Orianna decided
(like depression on Hoth)
that because URF is gone
she would become a goth.
But Ahri, she looks happy,
and ready for a fight.
Even with those cooldowns
she'll put you in a plight.
Ezreal is okay too.
I mean, his URF was fun,
but even without spamming
his Ultimate a ton
he finds the League to be
a pretty epic game.
Even though the matches
will never be the same.
And finally there's Singed,
though he always looks sad.
So I cant tell if URF's goodbye
has left him feeling mad.
Well, although URF has gone away,
there's no reason to fail
and rage quit inside of your life
cause this is a good sale.
Ad even if you think
this sale is crummy too,
well then all you sad people,
this poem is for you.
This sale is great but RIOT WHY U NO KEEP URF!
Random Fact when you look at the Kennon splash art image it looks like Cho has a TF in his stomach
literally just bought this j4 skin yesterday -.- and now its on sale
srsly riot, i just bought warring kingdoms jarvan. The sale before that i bought xin zhao... why you gotta b like that
hey guys i need a good ranked team that will always be on at Saturdays, silver please im actually a pretty good player but i get stuck with a bunch of 12year olds when i play with 1 i will take a photo shot and send :) plz add You Dare Defy Me im 15 and ready to kick some butt
