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Lord Moriuz259 votes"Hmmm, I think I see what's wrong," said Kennen M.D. (487 RP).
"What is it, doctor? Please, tell me!" Replied Ezreal (440 RP), almost begging the doctor.
"Well, it seems that URF's removal was just too painful for you. Trust me, it was painful for all of us."
"I just don't get it!" exclaimed Ezreal, "this was a perfect mode to try out different strategies, combos, etc... Why not leave it at least in the custom games section?"
"Well," replied Kennen as he started removing his gloves, and cleaning up his desk, getting ready for his next patient, "I guess that would be too much to ask."
Ezreal left the doctor's office, upset and annoyed. Gothic Orianna (260 RP), who was Kennen's receptionist, greeted him with a cold, lifeless voice. Followed by her ball, which flew towards Ezreal at great speed in order to hand him the medical bill. He swiped his card on the ball, and then it flew back to Orianna.
"Come again soon," her Glados-like voice replied.
As he stepped out into the streets, more annoyed than earlier, he heard a woman crying for help.
"HELP!" The woman cried.
Ezreal recognized that voice. It was Ahri (487 RP). Ezreal was a gentleman, so he knew he had to save her.
He used his arcane shift to move faster, but then he remembered URF was over. His cooldowns were back to normal, and so were his mana costs.
"Damn it..." he cursed under his breathe, as he tried running towards the damsel in distress.
"Ezreal," said a voice beside him. Warring Kingdoms Jarvan IV (675 RP) was running beside him, "you heard that too?"
Ezreal nodded.
Soon, they saw Ahri nearby, running away and screaming.
Singed (292 RP) chased her with incredible speed, leaving puddles of poison as his trail.
Ezreal used his arcane shift and hit singed, then used his mystic shot. Both hits got the enemy's attention, who then started running at him.
"Now!" Ezreal yelled.
Jarvan leapt high up in the air, and then landed, smashing his spear on the ground, lifting a wall of rocks around them.
But Singed remained outside the rock.
"What are you doing?" Asked Ezreal.
"I'm helping!" He said.
"Bring it down!"
Singed laughed at this, as he tossed a bucket of his mega adhesive at them, and then continued chasing Ahri.
"BRING IT DOWN!" repeated Ezreal, "just press R again!!!"
"Oh," replied Jarvan, as the walls around them crumbled into dust.
"Screw this," said Ezreal, as he walked towards the opposite direction of the fight.
"But..." said Jarvan, "the damsel in distress! We have to save her!"
"Well, that's what she gets for charming Singed," replied Ezreal without looking back. All he cared about now was going home, where dinner was probably ready by now, served in a bowl of rubies and a cup of emeralds.
Nolan Vileno12 votesSucks that your story is getting buried under some guy who just copied the spotlight links.
Unlucky130712 votesNot really. His stories are amazing, don't get me wrong, but the main reason most people come here is to see the sales, and consider buying the skins or champions. So spotlight links are more relevant to the majority of people who view these posts.
Although I still greatly enjoy moriuz's stories and come by for them on occasion. :P
Malvolio11 votesI just come here to read the story. I really don't care about the sales because I can just look in the shop and it has them plastered on the "Featured" tab.
lightdragoon884 votesExcuse me? I am not just "some guy"
Zargabaath14 votesYeah you are.
We're all just "some guy" or "some girl" on the internet. That's how it works.
Way to sound pretentious though.
Furyful Fawful7 votesHe could be Obama... Or Tom Cruise... You never know!
MrGoogleSearch7 votesHow do you know he's not an alien? 
Bosies7 votesWhy Tom Cruise though...? Why can't he be Morgan Freeman?
Shade2 votesI don't think he wants to be Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman would not care enough to post
lightdragoon882 votesBut everytime Morgan Freeman post, he gets another freckle.
Lord Moriuz58 votesBetter than getting buried under "RP GENERATOR!" spam =P
lightdragoon8828 votesSeriously what is wrong with that guy?
TAMP0N6 votespretty sure hes talking about the rp generator spammer
lightdragoon8821 votesFor the record people: I was talking about the guy who spam the RP Virus link. Why people think I was talking about Moriuz or Vileno, I don't understand.
SlamDunky5 votessigh, people don't read correctly these days, makes me wonder what society has come to as a whole...
xXMETAmahnXx2 votesooh 1v1v1's name gave me an idea for the next gamemode why don't we have a bigger map with three teams instead of two facing each other
KittyConQueso6 votesomg i love this story more than anything... lord moriuz you have outdone yourself! last sentence, so great xD
TheBeardedFool10 votesOne of the best stories you've done. Props!
ModJikker20 votes"I just don't get it!" exclaimed Ezreal, "this was a perfect mode to try out different strategies, combos, etc... Why not leave it at least in the custom games section?"
Preach it man
Takinom3 votes[deleted]
Lord Moriuz4 votesShe is amazing, I agree, but this time she got screwed because she charmed Singed.
It's like when Blitzcrank pulls Fiddlesticks into the team right after he ults (I actually did that once, oh boy, was my team angry! XD)
Bandit7214 votesI lol'd so hard at the "I'm Jarvan and I'm helping" bit. An upvote for you Moriuz.
Murderkaiser3 votesHis wife Taric bust be real worried. :P
qckapiu4 votesThat taric reference at the end :p
lightdragoon8857 votesGinsy10 votesDude, Keep doing this, this is absolutely fantastic. I usually dont comment but please keep posting this on the sales
Unlucky13071 votesYou should also post champion spotlights or guides or something, it would be nice for people who don't know how the champions on sale work. (Which is probably very uncommon, but it would still be cool.)
LeonSK4204 votesor you could just go look up a guide on mobofire or lolking
McLaugher18 votesKennen is a Doctor,
a pretty good one too.
If you have a problem
he's sure to assist you.
Unless of course your problem,
involves URF's goodbye.
For problems of the heart
his profession's for nigh.
Warring Kingdom Jarvan,
with that armor on his back,
looks ready to go to War,
just to bring URF back.
Orianna decided
(like depression on Hoth)
that because URF is gone
she would become a goth.
But Ahri, she looks happy,
and ready for a fight.
Even with those cooldowns
she'll put you in a plight.
Ezreal is okay too.
I mean, his URF was fun,
but even without spamming
his Ultimate a ton
he finds the League to be
a pretty epic game.
Even though the matches
will never be the same.
And finally there's Singed,
though he always looks sad.
So I cant tell if URF's goodbye
has left him feeling mad.
Well, although URF has gone away,
there's no reason to fail
and rage quit inside of your life
cause this is a good sale.
Ad even if you think
this sale is crummy too,
well then all you sad people,
this poem is for you.
Ayrth4 votesThis sale is great but RIOT WHY U NO KEEP URF!
Organized Crime11 votesUrf was a knock off mode, similar to Snowdown and one for all, where it was there to enjoy but falls off after a while.Instead of complaining I think more people should have been thanking Rito for keeping it more than the announced amount of time :/
xxxSerenityxxx3 votesRandom Fact when you look at the Kennon splash art image it looks like Cho has a TF in his stomach
KBingo8 votesLooks to me more like a blue melee minion.
Sexypistachio2 votesliterally just bought this j4 skin yesterday -.- and now its on sale
demonicskull11 voteswrite a ticket to riot they will probably refund you for the difference.
Dont Ban Swain6 votesSeriously everyone should know by now you can just write a ticket to Riot.
Fcking Tyler1 votessrsly riot, i just bought warring kingdoms jarvan. The sale before that i bought xin zhao... why you gotta b like that
Fcking Tyler1 votesomfg, and i bought ahri yesterday too
Honoka Kosaka10 votesWrite a ticket to Riot and they'll refund half the cost to you :)
lightdragoon882 votesThis^
As long as it was within 2 weeks of the sale, send in a support ticket.
US Navy SEAL5 votesBro, stop replying to everything.
UnofficialRager1 voteshey guys i need a good ranked team that will always be on at Saturdays, silver please im actually a pretty good player but i get stuck with a bunch of 12year olds when i play with 1 i will take a photo shot and send :) plz add You Dare Defy Me im 15 and ready to kick some butt
UnofficialRager1 votes16 lmfao woops
SlamDunky12 votesI'm not convinced
US Navy SEAL6 votesNeither am I
Sex Giver22 votesIf you blame your games on little kids then I don't want to play with you.
