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lightdragoon8878 votes
Court is back in session, bring in the artifacts.
Here they are Your Honor.
These have lots of pretty pictures on them. Mundo likes pictures.
This one here is dated back 2000 years ago.
That one makes me look fat.
ahem This artifact is showing the people of Mount Targon ordering Aurelion Sol to blow up the moon.
But Moon still there.
Indeed it is Your Honor. That shows that they artifacts are wrong.
They are not wrong. This planet used to have 3 moons.
Ah that explains it.
Explains what court writer?
Well sometimes I go traveling all throughout time and when I go really far in the past I do see 3 moons in the sky. I just thought my eyes were going bad.
No they were there until Pantheon and his people made me destroy 2 of them.
Your Honor I would like to make 1 quick request please.
What is it?
No one tells Diana about this.
Agree.
Meanwhile on Mount Targon.
Finally we made it to the top.
I can't believe you really dragged him all the way up here.
I can't believe I didn't throw him off the edge.
And I can't believe it not butter- Oh my God look at these gems. They are fabulous.
Gems? What gems?
How can you not see all these beautiful gems all over us. They are simply...simply...oh my...I remember everything.
Finally.
There is something I need to do.
stormlordzeus3 votesI didn't know there were 3 moons. Keep it up!
Warwolf5958 votesLogged in just to upvote this. Stop the downvotes! FOR THE EMPRAH!
Laughing Fish10 votesWhat the hell is with these downvotes? Defensive upvote engaged! https://media.giphy.com/media/Kx2ign210TdQc/giphy.gif
Jump Bush2 votes Acquire more gems...
YaJpTpOg4C2 votesGot you with an upvote man, keep it up
honorspell2 voteslol 'don't tell diana'
also that actually makes her W make some serious sense, with the 3 spheres.
dragoon as secret riot lore rewriter confirmed.
lightdragoon882 votesI...honestly forgot about Diana whole 3 spheres on her W when I made this.
Blitz Striker2 votes"no one tells diana about this" and at that point I lost my 
.
Brooks1071 votes may have just found the sol lucian to there problems
Merrcer3 votesYou never fail to deliver dragoon!
lightdragoon885 votesYou are welcome. though I wonder who mass downvoted me?
coeurloyal3 votesSalty Taric mains that didn't want him to be kidnapped and dragged up Mount Targon. Or salty Pantheon haters in the jury. Both plausible.
xWaters3 votesShould've saved my RP for this sale instead of the hectech chests which got me nothing :/.
Khaoticol1 votes$20 of champion shards...yay 
ocampony3 votesThese sales are out of this world 
Puns
Aatrox Herself1 votesNo the are .
tyrese20141 votescan someone add me an gift me darkforge jarvan or zyra pls
Large Minivan1 votesscrub
tyrese20141 votesLol
WitchKing0071 votesABSOLUTELY............................................................................................................................not
Fatböi1 votes
and I came here thinking that they were on sale for IP and I came here all happy. But they hit me with that yeet.
RektPower1 votesI have been waiting on this the whole morning for a Mord discount ..... Kill me.
KindredPanther1 votesWhy no 
on sale :(
Aatrox Herself4 votesBecause anyone who plays him is scum.
WitchKing0071 votes
has arrived
Flanonymous1 votesNooooo! I bought Hired Gun Graves yesterday and I forgot to check the sale schedule!
Levantern1 voteswhen you only have 480RP and you cant buy 
Taint Misbehavin1 votesshoulda had Charred Maokai and Wildfire Zyra on sale for 4/20. ;x
