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lightdragoon8835 votesding dong
Hello welcome to Viktor's Glorious Evolution. How can I help-SWEET SCIENCE WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO YOUR ARM!!!?
Yes I would like a new arm please.
Of course Mr. Umm...
Gangplank.
Gangplank!? I thought you were dead?
I kind of was, but I ate some oranges and was K. looks at arm Well...mostly K.
I can see. Well a new arm is easy to do. Any request for it?
Just make it be able to hold a sword.
**Really? Just that? Don't want a gun or laser attached to it or anything? **
Well...can you make it were I can have the blade bee on fire whenever I want?
**Oh yes very easily. **
And can you make room for my oranges and extra bullets?
I'll have to increase the size of the arm a bit to add a storage area but otherwise that's easy.
That will be perfect.
Ok. 1 new arm with a fire sword and hidden compartment for item storage. That will be 385 Silver Serpents.
Edit: And while I have your attention, here my thoughts on Skarner changes coming up. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/dPBZ8Gjg-a-suggested-changed-to-skarner-new-passive
I should start a new story on Monday.
honorspell3 votesdragoon, always on topic, always k
Oogok5 votesDragoon your stories are always so funny (if a little grammatically incorrect) and always make the sales worth looking at, despite the constant taunt of rito to buy things.
lightdragoon887 votesRiot: You know what to do.
Yes.....
Monkeyman2325 votes 385 silver serpants?! Do you kno how hard it is to even get 100?! Well, i guess its worth it..
GlVE ME HONOR1 votesAnother great story from Dragoon. :) good story man
Ezio Auditoire092 votesLooking forward to an 
champ sale. Rito pls make it happen
General Keith2 votesYou and me both, I have 600 RP waiting for him >:)
Cryoskeleton1 voteshe is (: on the august sales schedule azir is on that list
Cõsmos1 votesJust buy him with IP! Just save up! Only 6300. If only Riot made like a donating IP system. Cause I got like 24,000! :3
Pantybandito1 votesFirst
lightdragoon889 votesYeah....not even close.
Pantybandito1 votesWhen I typed that. It was 6 min after the story was posted. There was no other comments at the time. It wouldn't suprise me if it was glitches, riot can't keep the game glitch free so why would the website be ant different lol.
Its all Gucci1 votesYou have to refresh the page. Some sites like facebook will automatically refresh the page for you but the vast majority won't. There's literally no glitch here.
SlayerofLegends1 votesGangplank's W should be hard-wired to button K. It only makes cents (hue)
ChickenBoiledEgg3 votesOr maybe it would make scents 
?
armoboy11 votes
ok
ChickenBoiledEgg1 votes
goes on sale just as i was about to choose between him and 
for my IP? It must be a trap or something...
LongJon20001 votes
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Mystike1 votes
THANK YOU RITO
xRisingPaladin1 votes
Hacked me
OMG Its Critical1 voteswas planning on buying malzahar with rp when he goes on sale then buying the shadow prince skin after that goes on sale too but okay...
Xx DeadlYuki xX1 votesNice
Teslablade1 votesI JUST bought Shadow Prince MAlzahar. Rito, pls.
UrukCornhole1 votes Id love to know when he comes out on sale
But there's no way to know
TheSarcasticOne1 voteshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0Arh3w_1KfCECdEl3UUUyZ0pFSFBWcmpaTDVfa1lBUGc&toomany=true#gid=13- Have fun, bud. Also they constantly post monthly sales schedules now, so have a look. :)
GlVE ME HONOR1 votes on sale? NOice
8rRa2h05051 votesIs there a way to get in-game content without going through the client? Specifically online would be great. I really want that Malz skin.
Kingepicness1 votesgive
a better look in league pls rito
