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Gnar, the Missing Link, available now

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Armed with boomerang and boulder, and with his temper teetering on the brink, Gnar has made his way to the Rift.

Dino Gnar

“I wanna be the DINOSAUR!” The little blond boy skipped from class into the playground, picking up a small toy car before driving it up and down his forearm. Gnar hopped out seconds later, dressed in his bright dino onesie and grinning at the prospect of playtime. After making his way into the center of the playground, he tossed his trusty boomerang through the clear blue skies.

“No I wanna be the dinosaur! You be the ROBOT,” exclaimed a second child, a young girl covered in mud from an earlier trip through the nearby woods. The blond boy stamped his feet in consternation.

“NO! I wanna be the dinosaur,” he shouted, “you be the SAMURAI!” He ran ahead as Gnar’s boomerang arced back towards its owner. The prehistoric boy stood looking on, his tiny arms outstretched towards the incoming toy... only to watch the blond boy catch it. He turned to his friend, still grinning wildly as he held Gnar’s boomerang aloft.

“Oh! That reminds me! Why did the samurai never get locked out of his h...”

“RRAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!”

The children stared on in horror as Mega Gnar tore through the skies, landing by the playground’s plastic playhouse. With a mighty roar, he tore the house from its bolts, slamming it into the nearby wall before launching it whole towards the fleeing blond boy. Through the screaming chaos, the young girl vacantly stared on, her eyes fixed on the terrifying colossus before her.

“...Okay. Gnar can be the dinosaur. Beep boop...”

Kite and fight your way through the enemy team as Gnar and his Dino Gnar skin for 1462 RP (normally 1950 RP) until the end of the weekend.

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538 Comments

Tanman334246 votes

"Why did the samurai never get locked out of his house?" "Yasuo "He always HASAKI"

ImaJHINative61 votes

^ This man made a very creative answer to the riddle! Give him free Gnar Rito

Question Hound26 votes

That's literally the punchline.

totIYZYw0u16 votes
  • I don't even care I heard this for the first time and I died xD
O mah gawd3 votes

Amumu wants to be the robot but know one wants to be his friends

dwalker1234567893 votes

Viktor I could maybe hook you up

SwagyMcYoloSwag121 votes

This champion seems... Gnar LeeSin

chocojojo e44 votes

such a MissFortune that your comment isn't number one.

Ovoro51 votes

Gnar is Definitely missing, idk about the missing link but ik he's missing

lBeastBoy27 votes

Have you seen this missing yordle? Gnar

nonamewarrior21 votes

Teemo OH GOD NO

Simon Dominic3 votes

Log into the game and check the store, he's there.

Harly33 votes

Riot can you fix the URL please i tried to send it to friend and he said the link was missing

Toast Supreme26 votes

Gnar in top lane and Lee Sin in the jungle... that would be gnarlee.

Dusty the Man11 votes

way overused already, that right there is the comment section in a nutshell: one person thinks of something funny and everyone else uses it over and over to seem funny

Dusty the Man6 votes

Velkoz I see what you did there

Dusty the Man11 votes

I didn't LeeSin

Elemon6 votes

The best part is that this is a reply to a post about people reusing jokes...

Kayleb3 votes

I guess Lord Risky is done with these Shenanigans. I guess he doesn't like this .. this Quinntessance of puns. He wouldn't LeeSin to how good the "Gnar in top lane and Lee Sin in the jungle... that would be gnarlee." I think the person who made this pun should feelViktorious for making such a great pun. When people don't like good puns.. it drives me inSwain. I mean, I don't see the Braumlem ..

King Gromp25 votes

Wait... Why is this here? He's not available... Yet.

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Failing Hearts1 votes

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Numb3rs2 votes

it doesnt mean anything. hes just trolling

King Gromp2 votes

It did kind of mean something, since this post about Gnar kept vanishing from the front page, and I just happened to click it while it was there.

Yung Slinky12 votes

It says illuminati sees all

Cameron Woof53 votes

If you take the first letter of each champion's name, it spells something that's not worth the time of figuring out what it spells.

elliottjared9 votes

illuminati sees all

Çhaos19 votes

FREE GNAR FOR EVERYONE BC OF THIS TRICKERY? WHO'S WITH ME? Kappa

Hyperiös4 votes

OOZMA!

4 fun playr19 votes

Soraka MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE SOME MANA! Soraka MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE SOME MANA! Soraka MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE SOME MANA! Soraka MERRY CHRISTMAS HAVE SOME MANA! Ezreal STOP IT SORAKA NOW HEAL ME!

2D arrays8 votes

Soraka FUCK YOU HAVE SOME MANA!

VelvetUndergound18 votes

i live in my car and get wifi from starbucks

Çhaos17 votes

The log screen is the strongest muscle.Braum

Dusty the Man13 votes

Five bucks says he's nerfed in next patch! Gnar

BIanks2 votes

HA HE GOT BUFFED now give me my 5 bucks -_-

Âllon10 votes

Gnar LeeSin dude!

yemeles9 votes

Gnar

Dusty the Man7 votes

This guy gets it

GEARBOXFOX8 votes

guys this was just a test to see how many people would log in and buy rp if they said gnar was out

Onlain8 votes

Taric Hecarim Irelia Syndra _____Warwick Irelia Lucian Lucian _____Blitzcrank Evelynn _____Ashe _____Lulu Olaf Nautilus Gnar _____Malphite Elise Sona Swain Ahri Gragas Ezreal _____Aatrox Nidalee Draven Irelia Trundle SorakaNasus Orianna Talon _____MonkeyKing Olaf Rengar Thresh Heimerdinger _____Ryze Evelynn Akali Diana Irelia Nocturne Graves _____Irelia TwistedFate !

Brándøn10 votes

This_Will_Be_a Long_ Message_And_Its_Not_Worth_Reading_It!

LagacyZ5 votes

Rammus Okay.

Haunteon3 votes

you forgot the _ between this and will

Danison7 votes

In before "we accidentally pushed out RIOT Kayle instead of Gnar."

DokuDESTINY6 votes

Where is my Gnar ;c I wish to be reptaur

Gãý6 votes

I JUST USED MY RP ON ARCRADE MISS FML

Yung Flame5 votes

GATHER YOU PICTHFORKSsummoner 14

Talon Gerrard4 votes

For the next Harrowing event, Riot needs to bring back Averdrian, Gavid, and Tabu. Then they can have special buffs and special interactions with the champions that replaced them. Gavid to Maokai or Zyra: "You're king has returned. Kneel before my might." Averdrian to Malzahar: "You think you can compare the Void to my power? How foolish." Averdrian to Heimerdinger: "Power of science? That head of yours must be filled with air." Tabu to Swain: "I'll use your bird's bones for my rituals." "Let's see how a commander of Noxus can handle the power of Voodoo."

Exploitation3 votes

about time!!! nice. he's such a cute kitten. ;)

The Opposite4 votes

He's obviously a fennec fox. gg

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