Champion and skin sale: 12.27 - 12.30

The Counseling Center for Overloaded and Overpowered Champions Case # : 226237 (there's actually a message in this one) Subject Name : Yasou Status : Over-loaded kit Counsellor's Preliminary Note: Subject appears to display symptoms. Blood test recommended.

(Yasou walks up to Orianna's desk) : I believe I have an appointment scheduled. : Yes. And before I can let you enter, I need to take your sword please. : Katana. It's a katana. Very well (unfastens the sheath from his belt and hands blade and sheath to Orianna) : Feel free to enter. (Yasou enters Morgana's office) : Hmm, I wonder if it's the sword, or the wielder... (holds the sheath ready to quickdraw the sword) Face the wind! (Slashes out with the blade. No windwall, just a sudden crash) : Uh-oh, that was Morgana's favorite lamp... (Yasou enters the office and sits down. Morgana turns to face him.) : So Yasou, you're in here. : I know. Let me guess, it's my wind wall this time. : No, but that gets pretty annoying seeing all the complaints against it. Daily complaints. : Well, the wind is always at my side. And it's surprisingly effective at launching projectiles way off course. : Don't remind me. But that's not why you're here. : Is it my double crit rate passive? C'mon, it's unique, and hilarious to grab Phantom Dancer and Infinity Edge to start popping crits off 100% of the time. : A lot of people would disagree Yasuo. : Well, you know what I do to people who disagree? (pulls out flute and starts playing a slow sad song) : (grabs Yasou's hand and slams it to the desk) Don't. Start. That with me. : Dang, hostile... (notices his hand is slightly cut) Dang, you cut me Morgana. : Oh, sorry, must've got you with a bad angle on my pens. (starts messing with a strange device at her desk) No, there's another issue we're concerned with. : My E dashes? C'mon, those are already super difficult to use well since I can't dash to allied units or wards. : No, it's nothing in your kit. It's- (a small beep tone starts going off) I knew it... : Knew what? (Morgana lifts up her keyboard and slams a small red button hidden beneath it. The office door opens and a orange Blitzcrank unit approaches.) : Danger. Danger. Capture. (Launches rocket fist) : Face the- (reaches for his blade, but then realizes it's not there. Rocket fist grabs Yasou and hold him in place.) : We got here as quickly as possible! What's the issue?! : Shaco Syndrome, confirmed stage 4. : Gods, we may be too late... : (pulls out a hypodermic needle) Don't worry, this is for your own good. : Wait, what is- (gets injected) -What is... what is...what... ...zzz

To be continued

Yayyy zed skin!

Where is koi Nami? She's on the sale list this month.

this discount is amazing

yess shockblade zed (imma get chromas too) but whai cant u put this sale 2day becuase im leaving 2morrow :( grammar is kewl

Wasn't Rugged Garen supposed to go on sale this month? I guess I missed it?

i want BLOOD MOON KENNEN PLS <3333

Wasn't Caitlyn supposed to be a champion on sale this month I know I did not miss the sale

When is Yasuo going on sale?

Heartseeker sona for the next sale please