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#A Corporate Matter Episode: Don't try and change who you are. Unless you're changing it to Batman

"My parents are dead, I am all alone in a city that doesn't care who you are. A city that is Rife with crime. a city that needs someone who can clean it up. That's where I come in. Me and my trusty butler are going to put a stop to the crime in this city. Once and for all!"

"I'm your boss, not your butler."

"WELL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT ACCENT! AND IF I'M GOING TO BE BATMAN I'M GOING TO NEED A BUTLER!"

"You're a guard dog, not Batman."

"Sorry to say, but with Warwick's lore. I don't think anyone is going to think of you as batman. I mean, you are kind of a jerk."

"Kind of? Girl, he pretended to love you in order to rip your heart out. Just so he could be better at kidnapping people to be experimented on."

"And every day I apologize for what that Warwick did to her.

"And I understand that that was a different Warwick then you. But I don't know if everyone else will enough for you to be batman."

"..."

"You guys just don't understand! I'LL BE BATMAN, YOU'LL SEE!" "Runs away crying."

"Sona, why do you have to crush people's happiness and spirit like that?"

A little while later:

"WAHHH, EZREAL SERVANT. WHY IS SCARY DOG MAN IN OFFICE?"

"That's Guard Dog Warwick sir, he works for us. He said he had something important to ask you."

"Ah, Corporate Mundo see. You not ask for raise, right?"

"Who writes the lore?"

"What you say, doggy person?"

"Who writes the lore for League of Legends? I need to make a few changes."

"Aw, that be Corporate Jinx."

"What, we don't have a Corporate Jinx."

"Yes, Corporate Mundo hire her to write good story for angry players. She no like people and stays along in her closet. But maybe doggo she like more."

"Boss, are you having an episode again?"

"No, me just want watch favorite sport game. Best player Tom Brady is win game!"

"Sir, it's over half time and they only have 3 points. The other team has 28. This game is over."

"No no no, Corporate Mundo see future. They win, trust in boss."

"Yeah yeah sure. And next thing you know Galio will be getting a rework. Come on sir, we know this stuff ain't happening. Follow me, you need to take your medicine. Sorry about him, he gets like this sometimes."

"It's alright, I can smell her now." "Runs away."

A minute later:

"MAKE ME BATMAN!"

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"Oh sorry, my bad. Make me batman please."

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Please stop screaming, I'm sorry."

"I'M AN INTROVERT, I WORK IN A CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A REASON! YOU DON'T JUST COME BARGING IN HERE ASKING TO BE SOME COPYRIGHTED SUPERHERO!"

"I'm sorry. Can you help me, pretty please?"

"Awwwww, you are so cute. Alright, what do you want?"

"I'm tired of all us Warwicks getting a bad name. Hated by all for being nothing more than a bounty hunter. Most of us are actually man's best friend. I want you to change our lore so we're Batman!"

"Well I can't just rip-off Batman, pretty sure Black Panther already did that. Besides, Batman doesn't kill people."

"Oh right, that's a problem. BATMAN IF HE WAS WOLVERINE!"

"Now that's something I can work with. Give me a few minutes."

"So, how do you like working here?"

"It's great. I mean, the lore was a mess when I came on board. But after I got rid of a few stupid things. Like the institute of war, the League of Legends. And basically everything the game was based on. I got it to be pretty good. Definitely a step up from where I was. I used to just be a fanfic writer for League. Then they made me the actual writer. And people say I'm crazy."

"Oh, for my new lore. Can you make Soraka not my enemy? Make it Singed instead. I don't know why it made us friends before. That guy creeps me out."

"Yeah, he so old and freaky looking."

"You seem much saner than the other Jinxs."

"Oh, you haven't read the fanfiction I still write on the side. I channel all my cray cray into there. Trust me, it would make even the other Jinxs sick."

"I'll take your word for it."

"Aaaaaannnnd done. Your new lore in finished. Warwick is now the mutant vigilante bent on cleaning up the streets of Zaun by any means necessary. I also added that he was an unwilling test subject, taken by Singed. As a little reversal of what he used to do."

"And now I return to my constant vigil, awaiting yet another crime. It's up to me to protect this city. Because with great power, comes great re-"

"Come on man, you can't just rip-off every superhero."

(Alright, so I didn't get as much time to work on the website this week as I had hoped. Also, making a website is harder than tv made it seem. But I am making good progress. It's starting to look really nice. I'll let you guys know how it's progressing next week.)

What is up with the double Rotation?????[zombie-brand-clap]

So many annoying champs this week D:

no ? wow

I have a friend who is going to be mentally unstable this free week, but Karthus is on it, so it's all good.

I'm TOTALLY not plagiarizing here :) "My parents are dead, I am all alone in a city that doesn't care who you are. A city that is Rife with crime. a city that needs someone who can clean it up. That's where I come in. Me and my trusty butler are going to put a stop to the crime in this city. Once and for all!" "I'm your boss, not your butler." "WELL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT ACCENT! AND IF I'M GOING TO BE BATMAN I'M GOING TO NEED A BUTLER!" "You're a guard dog, not Batman." "Sorry to say, but with Warwick's lore. I don't think anyone is going to think of you as batman. I mean, you are kind of a jerk." "Kind of? Girl, he pretended to love you in order to rip your heart out. Just so he could be better at kidnapping people to be experimented on." "And every day I apologize for what that Warwick did to her. "And I understand that that was a different Warwick then you. But I don't know if everyone else will enough for you to be batman." "..." "You guys just don't understand! I'LL BE BATMAN, YOU'LL SEE!" "Runs away crying." "Sona, why do you have to crush people's happiness and spirit like that?" A little while later: "WAHHH, EZREAL SERVANT. WHY IS SCARY DOG MAN IN OFFICE?" "That's Guard Dog Warwick sir, he works for us. He said he had something important to ask you." "Ah, Corporate Mundo see. You not ask for raise, right?" "Who writes the lore?" "What you say, doggy person?" "Who writes the lore for League of Legends? I need to make a few changes." "Aw, that be Corporate Jinx." "What, we don't have a Corporate Jinx." "Yes, Corporate Mundo hire her to write good story for angry players. She no like people and stays along in her closet. But maybe doggo she like more." "Boss, are you having an episode again?" "No, me just want watch favorite sport game. Best player Tom Brady is win game!" "Sir, it's over half time and they only have 3 points. The other team has 28. This game is over." "No no no, Corporate Mundo see future. They win, trust in boss." "Yeah yeah sure. And next thing you know Galio will be getting a rework. Come on sir, we know this stuff ain't happening. Follow me, you need to take your medicine. Sorry about him, he gets like this sometimes." "It's alright, I can smell her now." "Runs away." A minute later: "MAKE ME BATMAN!" "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" "Oh sorry, my bad. Make me batman please." "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Please stop screaming, I'm sorry." "I'M AN INTROVERT, I WORK IN A CUPBOARD UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A REASON! YOU DON'T JUST COME BARGING IN HERE ASKING TO BE SOME COPYRIGHTED SUPERHERO!" "I'm sorry. Can you help me, pretty please?" "Awwwww, you are so cute. Alright, what do you want?" "I'm tired of all us Warwicks getting a bad name. Hated by all for being nothing more than a bounty hunter. Most of us are actually man's best friend. I want you to change our lore so we're Batman!" "Well I can't just rip-off Batman, pretty sure Black Panther already did that. Besides, Batman doesn't kill people." "Oh right, that's a problem. BATMAN IF HE WAS WOLVERINE!" "Now that's something I can work with. Give me a few minutes." "So, how do you like working here?" "It's great. I mean, the lore was a mess when I came on board. But after I got rid of a few stupid things. Like the institute of war, the League of Legends. And basically everything the game was based on. I got it to be pretty good. Definitely a step up from where I was. I used to just be a fanfic writer for League. Then they made me the actual writer. And people say I'm crazy." "Oh, for my new lore. Can you make Soraka not my enemy? Make it Singed instead. I don't know why it made us friends before. That guy creeps me out." "Yeah, he so old and freaky looking." "You seem much saner than the other Jinxs." "Oh, you haven't read the fanfiction I still write on the side. I channel all my cray cray into there. Trust me, it would make even the other Jinxs sick." "I'll take your word for it." "Aaaaaannnnd done. Your new lore in finished. Warwick is now the mutant vigilante bent on cleaning up the streets of Zaun by any means necessary. I also added that he was an unwilling test subject, taken by Singed. As a little reversal of what he used to do." "And now I return to my constant vigil, awaiting yet another crime. It's up to me to protect this city. Because with great power, comes great re-" "Come on man, you can't just rip-off every superhero." (Alright, so I didn't get as much time to work on the website this week as I had hoped. Also, making a website is harder than tv made it seem. But I am making good progress. It's starting to look really nice. I'll let you guys know how it's progressing next week.)

This is why I play vs Bots

Cause I'm piss poor at the game lmao

So many I have to try ;-;

Who should I try first, Kassadin or Renekton?

And Kat or Talon first?

Yeah so I haven't gotten the rotation yet it's still on last weeks :/

But Diana was just free 2 weeks ago!? What?

Can someone gift me I just played vi for the first time and I am in love got an S I really want to unlock the champ. <3

may we start petition for car sales illaoi? she'd work for corporate mundo hit u with a checklist or phone and slam u with inflatable wavy dudes.... not the brightest idea but a new illaoi skin would be nice. I'm just not feeling void bringer atm

If you guys are confused why they're so many assassins and double rotation. This is probably for the new game mode Hunt Of The Bloodmoon.