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New free champion rotation: Pyke, Kalista, Swain and more!

Riot·6/15/2018, 5:32:24 PM·1 votes·13,922 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Amumu - the Sad Mummy
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Cassiopeia - the Serpent's Embrace
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Darius - the Hand of Noxus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Fiddlesticks - the Harbinger of Doom
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Graves - the Outlaw
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Kalista - the Spear of Vengeance
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Karthus - the Deathsinger
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Kha'Zix - the Voidreaver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Pyke - the Bloodharbor Ripper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Assassin
Rengar - the Pridestalker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Swain - the Noxian Grand General
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Talon - the Blade's Shadow
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Twitch - the Plague Rat
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Zilean - the Chronokeeper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage

13 Comments

King Dellron6/18/2018, 5:17:56 PM18 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Blood Mooning The Fanbase

Zilean "I'll admit guys, this is my fault. I honestly thought she would go over better."

Kalista "Maybe if you had listened to us. Instead of being all; "I'm the eclipse lord, I know whats best and don't need to listen to anybody." Then we might not be in this mess."

Zilean "Everyone was asking for a Blood Moon Evelynn. I don't know why they hate her so much."

TwistedFate "You still haven't listened to a word we've said. It was a weak blood moon. There wasn't enough light to make a full-fledged demon. We needed something small like another Yordle."

Kennen "Stares."

TwistedFate "Preferably one less creepy. But you said it didn't matter and she was scary enough. So now we're stuck with something that looks less like a Blood Moon than Akali's terrible costume."

Akali "I take offense to that."

Talon "We can't just keep hiding out in this cabin. We are running out of chili cheese fries."

Shen "I wish we could eat something other than chili cheese fries."

Thresh "I miss the taste of fresh souls."

Yasuo "It's not like we can leave exactly. The playerbase will kill us if they find us."

Diana "I can't believe I'm stuck in this mess. Even without you screwing up our public relations. I have no one. I don't even have the moon to keep me company anymore."

Kalista "Shut up! Being a Blood Moon is a gift."

Evelynn "Can I come out of my cage now? I promise I'll be a very good girl."

Elise "No, you're staying in there until we figure out what to do with you."

Jhin "I still say you let me put two bullets in her head. Pretend none of this ever happened and let the players forget."

Zilean "No, she is one of us! We protect our own."

TwistedFate "Yeah, how do you plan on doing that much longer?"

Zilean "I have a plan, it's risky but it just might work. Come with me, and bring her."

Evelynn "Yay!"

Soraka "Uhmmm, can I help you guys?"

Zilean "Yes, we are looking for your lead balance designer, is he here?"

Soraka "No no, this is Corporate Gnar's office. You want Corporate Lee Sin. Go back out the way you came, take the elevator up two floors. His will be the third door on you're right."

Zilean "Thank you. Alright everyone, back into the elevator."

TwistedFate "All at once again? We hardly fit in there."

Zilean "We move as one."

TwistedFate "Fine, but I am not standing next to Talon and his stupid knife cape again. Also, Eve, stop groping people with your tendrils."

Bum bum bum ba da ba da doo doo doo ba da da:

Janna "Stops filing nails." "What do you fools want?"

Zilean "Corporate Lee Sin's office?"

Janna "Yes, but-"

Zilean "Come on boys." "Leads the Blood Moons into Corporate Lee Sin's office."

Janna "Hey, wait, stop, you can't just barge in. Meh." "Goes back to filing nails."

LeeSin "Hello?"

Zilean "Corporate Lee Sin?"

LeeSin "Yes. What in the hell is going on?"

Zilean "We need you to nerf adcs into the ground."

LeeSin "What? No!"

Thresh "Do it or we'll eat your soul!"

Zilean "No, I told you we don't eat the souls of the living anymore."

Thresh "Well he didn't know that!"

Zilean "It's fine, we'll just beat him until he does what we want."

LeeSin "Hang on, wait a minute just. JANN-" "Gets punched in the gut."

Shen "I've got some frustrations I need to work out."

They begin to beat the ever living blood moonlight out of him.

LeeSin "I'll never give in!"

Evelynn "Hang on, maybe instead of pain, we try pleasure?"

LeeSin "YOUR CHARMS WILL NOT WORK ON ME SUCCUBUS!"

Diana "You fools are so primitive. There are other solutions than just beating everything."

Talon "Well then, why don't you give us one, miss perfect?"

Diana "His balance controls are right there. You don't need him to use them."

Shen "Perfect, we'll beat the controls to a pulp instead."

Diana "That's not what I-"

They begin to beat the ever living blood moonlight out of the balance control panel.

Diana "Sigh."

Zilean "Welp, looks like a mission success. We have screwed everything up so badly; everyone should forget all about you, Eve."

LeeSin "Laying on ground." "My balance, my poor beautiful balance." "Sobs."

Zilean "For a job well done, CHILI CHEESE FRIES FOR EVERYONE!"

Diana "I really do hate what my life has become. Moon, I ask but one thing of you. Smite me like the heretic I am."

Ztoka6/18/2018, 9:03:08 PM2 votes

<3 it, Pyke event ends then here he is on free rotation. Should have had him on free rotation last week.. Oh well.. Didn't want that mastery chest anyhow ;)

callmebad6/18/2018, 9:19:20 PM1 votes

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nihow5556/19/2018, 2:25:25 AM1 votes

Hi everyone,

Just a reminder that I'm still around waiting for someone to ask me to begin writing stories again.

friendandme6/19/2018, 6:38:45 AM1 votes

Why this not change in na server riot? it's still same?

0006percenter6/20/2018, 6:06:38 AM1 votes

bring back weekly rotating game modes and or magma chamber or the game dies off with the next ranked season