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lightdragoon8869 votes
This has to be a mistake. A trick that you are pulling on me.
Even now you refuse to listen. This is why you killed Shurima.
**I made Shurima a paradise. **
Maybe for you and the higher class, but what about everyone else?
What are you talking about?
Your paradise was built on the back of slaves. While you lived in comfort, the people suffered. Even me.
I gave you everything.
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!! My Family! My Friends! Even Tabia......I was going to save everybody...
What do you mean.
**This power of mine. It was going to be given to everyone in Shurima. There was going to be no class, no emperors, only equals. Everyone was going to be able to do anything and everything. A true Paradise. But your pets Nasus and Renekton had to stop me. Without me there to guide the magic it ended up destroying Shurima. Even now I hear them suffering. **
**I had no Idea. **
And that is why you must die for Shurima. But not now. I have other matters to attend to so for now I need you to sleep. Shocking Orb.
s0ulfish4 votesFirst like :). Love your stories so keep them up.
Serviper3 votesNoooo not the feels 
lightdragoon883 votesALL OF THE FEELS!!!!
Laughing Fish2 votes
Icathian Creed1 votes@Ruler Of the Yak & @ Laughing Fish -
Best summoner names, only beaten by Love Tentacle
Laughing Fish2 votesI am not number one?
https://kittensincarbonite.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/laughingfish1.jpg
TheRandomDerp4 votesI thought bird-napping was illegal!
lightdragoon883 votesWho is going to stop him?
Addygil1 votesSCAR SCAR!
GetToTheLantern1 votesWhat if he was gonna share his power then go psych and destroy everyone :3
SignError17 votesXerath must have got some buffs. Now his Shocking Orb stuns for 4 days until the next installment during Monday's sales. :)
lightdragoon883 votesXerath means business now.
SignError31 votesPatch 5.8 notes:
"Since we lowered the power on Xerath's Shocking Orb back in patch 5.4, Xerath has seemed a little dimmer. So we've decided to brighten the mood of Xerath players everywhere by raising the stun levels to true ascension status."
E - Stunning Orb
STUN DURATION: between 0.75 and 1.75 seconds => 345600 seconds
lightdragoon883 votesSweet.
Wuhyun5 votesggwp
DEADZONE19994 votesif no one did the math that is 4 days exactly.
Carnage1 votesso good
Davion8 votes"There was going to be no class, no emperors, only equals" Xerath is a communist confirmed
SoryInAdvance3 votesa true Marxist at his finest.
lightdragoon885 votes
TheEmptyOne11 votesA love poem by 
Roses are stupid
Violets are poo
My home smells like 
I think you do too.
TheRandomDerp1 votesDoes this "business" have anything related to Renekton's water hole?
lightdragoon881 votesno.
erikt5161 votes Your paradise was built on the back of slaves. While you lived in comfort, the people suffered. Even me.
lightdragoon881 votesthanks
Kakapatha1 votesHa, I always knew supported communism!
PoseidonFury9 votesOh boy ends on 420 
Iluminati will be confirmed 
TTimm7 votesLogged in just to comment that sale ends on 420. Just Blaze.
gamernation312 votesno its #420BLAZEIT 
Cosmic0blivion5 votesI've waited 3 months for this 
skin to go on sale. Shut up and take my money Rito
BladeSingularity4 votesChampion Failures (Teaser): Ok, I realized that some champs can just fail in their own way. Here's an example:
Malphite, what are you doing? Are you ... Meditating?
I am pretending to be a rock.
But ... you are one! Why pretend to be one?
No, I am not a rock! How dare you suggest that? I am merely pretending to be one ... unless you think I am one because I'm doing such a good job.
thinks: I better just go with it Alright, error number one: rocks don't talk.
Mhm.
What did I just say?
Oh. Sorry.
sighs Alright, error number two: you look too much like a regular person right now. So try to disguise your features. Hunch over, close your eyes, relax.
That sounds like Meditating.
What did I say? Error number one!
...
Ok, and error number three: stop fidgeting! You're shifting your weight around constantly, and a rock does nothing. It does't speak, it doesn't look like a person, and it doesn't move! Got it?
seems to have fallen asleep
sighs ... Hey, you kinda look like a rock now.
...
Malphite? You there?
...
Uh oh ... he turned into a rock! For real! Now what do I do? runs off to find someone to turn Malphite back to normal
I think I convinced him. Going to try to scare someone now...
Shilore4 votesPEOPLE WILL BE DUNKED TONIGHT 
YamiKyoya3 votesSorry I'm a little late posting, but...Hello everyone! I hope you are all excited about the Story of our Teemo becoming Omega Squad Teemo! This is the second part, if you missed the first part, check out the comments on the last sale! Now, who is apart of the Omega Squad? We ain't all makin' it outta here...
Admiral! Captain Teemo! Reporting for duty!
Captain Teemo! I am hear to formally announce the assembling of the new, Omega Squad! (I chose to use the poro king icon for the Admiral as there really isn't a Yordle icon/item)
Sir! This is a great honor! I will take on this responsibility! May I ask who will be under my command?
Fellow Bandle Gunner, Tristianna. 
Hexotech Genius Heimerdinger. 
The Feared Flyer Corki. 
A younger soldier, but very talented, Johnny. 
(Imagine this is Johnny's helmet, for the same reason above)
As well as a warrior who simply prefers to be called, "Helmet Brother." 
(Best summoner spell with Helmet Bro on it in my opinion)
The scouts will still be under your control as well. Stellar work Captain Teemo!
Thank you sir! I will begin training immediately!
...I forget what started the fighting...
Ultimate Feeder3 voteswho is Tristianna?
btw these 'stories' are like reading a book one sentence every 3 days
Akali Paws2 votes
My saplings continue on their jihad against the other team. Allahu Abkar.
Icathian Creed1 votesJihad-translation: Holy War, Definition: Killing each other to see whos imaginary friend is better
Theslayer9832 votesDayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman 
(ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship
For Everyone!
FedZedNowUdead1 votesummmmmmmmmmmm
SmileLater1 votesi love Ahri 
Jasmine Blossom1 votesI need skin Pool Party Renetkon and Lee sin pls. On sale those skin Dear ROIT. THANKS
Thanhxy1 votesi need the iron scale 
BlAcKBaNaNa211 votesHello? Can someone gift me fiora in account blackbanana21
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