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This has to be a mistake. A trick that you are pulling on me.
Even now you refuse to listen. This is why you killed Shurima.
**I made Shurima a paradise. **
Maybe for you and the higher class, but what about everyone else?
What are you talking about?
Your paradise was built on the back of slaves. While you lived in comfort, the people suffered. Even me.
I gave you everything.
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!! My Family! My Friends! Even Tabia......I was going to save everybody...
What do you mean.
**This power of mine. It was going to be given to everyone in Shurima. There was going to be no class, no emperors, only equals. Everyone was going to be able to do anything and everything. A true Paradise. But your pets Nasus and Renekton had to stop me. Without me there to guide the magic it ended up destroying Shurima. Even now I hear them suffering. **
**I had no Idea. **
And that is why you must die for Shurima. But not now. I have other matters to attend to so for now I need you to sleep. Shocking Orb.
Oh boy ends on 420 
Iluminati will be confirmed {{summoner:2}} 
Logged in just to comment that sale ends on 420. Just Blaze.
I've waited 3 months for this 
skin to go on sale. Shut up and take my money Rito
PEOPLE WILL BE DUNKED TONIGHT 
Champion Failures (Teaser): Ok, I realized that some champs can just fail in their own way. Here's an example:
Malphite, what are you doing? Are you ... Meditating?
I am pretending to be a rock.
But ... you are one! Why pretend to be one?
No, I am not a rock! How dare you suggest that? I am merely pretending to be one ... unless you think I am one because I'm doing such a good job.
thinks: I better just go with it Alright, error number one: rocks don't talk.
Mhm.
What did I just say?
Oh. Sorry.
sighs Alright, error number two: you look too much like a regular person right now. So try to disguise your features. Hunch over, close your eyes, relax.
That sounds like Meditating.
What did I say? Error number one!
...
Ok, and error number three: stop fidgeting! You're shifting your weight around constantly, and a rock does nothing. It does't speak, it doesn't look like a person, and it doesn't move! Got it?
seems to have fallen asleep
sighs ... Hey, you kinda look like a rock now.
...
Malphite? You there?
...
Uh oh ... he turned into a rock! For real! Now what do I do? runs off to find someone to turn Malphite back to normal
I think I convinced him. Going to try to scare someone now...
Sorry I'm a little late posting, but...Hello everyone! I hope you are all excited about the Story of our Teemo becoming Omega Squad Teemo! This is the second part, if you missed the first part, check out the comments on the last sale! Now, who is apart of the Omega Squad? We ain't all makin' it outta here...
Admiral! Captain Teemo! Reporting for duty!
Captain Teemo! I am hear to formally announce the assembling of the new, Omega Squad! (I chose to use the poro king icon for the Admiral as there really isn't a Yordle icon/item)
Sir! This is a great honor! I will take on this responsibility! May I ask who will be under my command?
Fellow Bandle Gunner, Tristianna. 
Hexotech Genius Heimerdinger. 
The Feared Flyer Corki. 
A younger soldier, but very talented, Johnny. 
(Imagine this is Johnny's helmet, for the same reason above)
As well as a warrior who simply prefers to be called, "Helmet Brother." 
(Best summoner spell with Helmet Bro on it in my opinion)
The scouts will still be under your control as well. Stellar work Captain Teemo!
Thank you sir! I will begin training immediately!
...I forget what started the fighting...
My saplings continue on their jihad against the other team. Allahu Abkar.
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman 
(ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship
For Everyone!
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I need skin Pool Party Renetkon and Lee sin pls. On sale those skin Dear ROIT. THANKS
i need the iron scale 
Hello? Can someone gift me fiora in account blackbanana21
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