Vladimir (440RP) bowed to the newest arrival to his formal party. He didn't the that Prestigious LeBlanc (260RP) would send her real body to the event when she could easily just send a clone.
"Welcome, my dear." LeBlanc nodded at him, a faint smile on her lips.
"There has not been much business around so I managed to find the time to come. Indeed, this party seems fine already." Vladimir smiled.
"Yes... the prototype cloning machine was put back in the works yesterday. I do believe you quite enjoyed having 20 of yourself in one place?" The two laughed. But there was a third laughing with them.
All of a sudden, Cottontail Teemo Satan (487RP) revealed himself from his camouflage, his hideous laughter nearly giving LeBlanc and Vladimir a heart attack. Fiddlesticks (292RP) hurriedly threw a crow at the tiny demon, so that his laughter was silenced.
"Why is he here?!" cried LeBlanc.
"I didn't invite him, but he came anyways. He always does that." Vladimir replied apologetically. "Oh, and thank you Fiddlesticks, I was on the verge of suicide."
The scarecrow paid no attention, as he was busy comboing Satan with his abilities. Battlecast Urgot (675RP)scuttled over, eyeing the Satan as Fiddlestick's crows pecked him to death while the scarecrow himself drained the tiny Satan of his life.
"Hey, Vladimir? I heard that someone's out to get you. Supposedly it's because you stole their pentakill and left them to die in a game."
"Oh... I wonder... if it's her... no... could it be?" Vladmir pondered about who this hidden enemy could be, and suddenly the was a loud cry as Fiddlesticks finally slew the tiny demon.
Vladimir sighed and looked around, trying to see if he could find his so-called nemesis. Could it have been LeBlanc? It could be... but she could also be it. He looked out the window. That was strange... was it just him, or was the moon brighter than usual? And then it happened.
Vladimir's entire body seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't turn around to see who it was that was attacking him. Suddenly, he could move again, but he was in a different location. Standing by the window, where he was, stood Urgot, cackling with cheer. He stepped forward, about to take some of Urgot's health, when something exploded at his feet, and a dart pierced his skin. His vision was too clouded for him to see, and he melted into a pool of blood just in time to avoid a chain and a sharp, metal bolt coming at him.
"How d'you like knowing how Lee Sin feels?" cried a high-pitched voice. Satan?! But hadn't Fiddlesticks killed him?! Just then, Vladimir returned to solid form, and a purple chain flew towards him. A large orb smashed into his side, and he saw LeBlanc dash to him and back. He was silenced now, and the chain rooted him in place. His vision now cleared, and he saw 4 people standing in front of him, grinning evilly.
"Maybe we roughed him up a little too much..." Urgot cackled. LeBlanc smiled.
"Well, he's not in perfect shape, but there's enough life in him for your purposes Diana (487RP)."
Diana sighed.
"How am I supposed to torture him when you already got him below a hundred health?"
"It's not entirely our fault," protested Satan, "the idiot pooled and took out some of his own health too you know."
Vladimir slumped over on the ground. One of them must've had a Morellonomicon... he still felt a little weak. This is what happens when you hold a party in the Crystal Scar, Vladimir thought bitterly. The little Satan must've used a charge of his Soul Anchor. Ugh... Vladimir had thought that, since people rarely played on the map, no one would know what the trinket they had spawned in with was used for. Vladimir carefully analyzed the group as they argued over who was to blame for his beaten-up state. Fiddlestick's corpse lay on the ground, and if had been there for the last 20 seconds... he probably didn't know he could just use the Soul Anchor to instantly revive... dammit. He could Transfuse some health from one of them... the four were just outside his range...