Previously:
"So, what do we do now?"
"Is this mask, like part of my face?"
"Yeah, one of the perks of being blood moon."
"Don't take it off though, you look really scary underneath and you might kill somebody."
"You are our master now, what would you have us do?"
"I don't really know, but in all my time travels, i have wanted chili cheese fry's. But they won't let me in because of my bombs, wanna go get some?"
"As you wish, Eclipse lord."
Lots of explosions and a forceful take over of a nearby chili cheese store happened.
"So my bombs are eclipses now, cool. I was right, these things are delicious."
"I agree, so much better than blood."
"After this, you wanna go terrorize the citizens of Ionia?"
"Nah, i'm not really into that, i would rather we build a monument to these amazing chili cheese fry's"
""sigh" Whatever you say, we shall do."