Pentakill Rises

Riot·May 28, 2014·17 votes·34,995 views

You have seen the true voice of metal fall quiet, surrounded by the massed harmonies of your weak whispers. But listen closely to those whispers, and you shall find the seed of truth. Five Four voices. Five harbingers of destruction, waiting patiently for their time to rise. And on that chosen day, these five shall change your world forever. Sonic brutality has never ascended such heights before. These voices have already slain the dragon and butchered the baron. They have ravaged the fields of justice, burned Runeterra to the ground, and slaughtered millions of Teemos. When they come, their breed of metal shall smite your plebeian souls and punish your frail bodies. You will cower at their visage and tremble at the name... Pentakill.

And Pentakill is coming... for you. Because you have sown, and soon you shall reap.

1,313 Comments

DisIsDerAndyMay 28, 2014180 votes

" ** slaughtered millions of Teemos** ". Made my day :D

US Navy SEALMay 28, 201412 votes

That is so true! Teemo Teemo

KwangoTangoMay 28, 2014145 votes

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CLG SkryptMay 28, 2014134 votes

in other words, tortured by , Singed and Elise

tau43May 28, 2014146 votes

JarvanIV Forgot the pit.

ArdondMay 28, 201451 votes

but they don't deserve the suffering of being that close to satan

VoliboarMay 28, 201473 votes

and all the Teemos

LuciferAurvandilMay 28, 2014105 votes

You can't summoner 14 minions though...

UltravioletFightMay 28, 20146 votes

and you can't summoner 11 teemos... :p

LuciferAurvandilMay 28, 2014131 votes

WOOOOSHHH

That's the sound of the joke going over your head.

theleadalchemistMay 28, 2014151 votes

so u can say they Malphite and Rammus ??????? XD

ShuriMay 28, 201466 votes

They Malphite and Rammus? I don't get it. Edit: guys I was joking

MubbinMay 28, 201485 votes

Rock and Roll.

FuglyCakeMay 28, 201448 votes

I was thinking they might malFIGHT and RAM US. :(

WhatsHisFAYSEMay 28, 201498 votes

Riot better give us a tab for this song because I wanna play it on my own guitar.

nonamewarriorMay 28, 201442 votes

Rito better create a real band

FireKnucklesMay 28, 201434 votes

a gorillaz type band maybe?

SoobahkMay 28, 201431 votes

BUM BUH BUH BUH BUH BUM BUM ZEAL GOOD

ShmookpupMay 28, 201424 votes

AND a bass tab. We are sometimes left out. Not this time, please.

Btw, who performed this song?

AKarnsMay 28, 201476 votes

God please make a fully cinematic music video for a song featuring all of the members and stuff

Spiral ContinuumMay 28, 201432 votes

That is a pretty sick track, but I'd also really like to see a full music video along the lines of "Get Jinxed", but starring the full band!

What say you?? I particularly want to see Karthus jamming out in his new-found glory!

puziMay 28, 201435 votes

Hexakill Yordle skins pl0x. Amumu Kennen Tristana Teemo Ziggs Lulu

KwangoTangoMay 28, 2014237 votes

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How Do You MetaMay 28, 201449 votes

Damn it, he is not joking, he just ate my tapioca pudding, EVERYONE LOCK YOUR REFRIGERATORS!!!!!

GOBI GOBIMay 28, 201430 votes

That may have been the best threat I will ever hear in my life.

30630434_DELMay 28, 201429 votes

How did Sona even become part of this? Thats the real question...

GinnyMay 28, 2014490 votes

It may or may not be because the entire champion is based around music.

VomitCoffinMay 28, 201468 votes

I cried a little when I saw this ^ xD sigh I love reading these

FaustlicanMay 28, 2014654 votes

Sona Only you can hear me, summoner. What faces shall we melt today?

OverpoweredSoapMay 28, 2014115 votes

This is what happens when you play AP Sona.

HemiPoweredDroneMay 28, 201451 votes

Q followed by a Lich Bane procing power chord. Definitely melts something.

SquirllMay 28, 2014531 votes

Wait, she tells you that you're the only one too?

That whore :'(

IdentityMay 28, 201421 votes

How do we fall for the silent types?!

I hav 974 RPMay 28, 201414 votes

please melt more of these Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo {{cha

IdentityMay 28, 201412 votes

Oh, so it okay for YOU to spam all the Teemo icons, but it's not okay for ME to set up an icon pixel art after so many people liked it?

Set your priorities straight on who to spam-block, Rito, please!

InquizelusMay 28, 201430 votes

Because she has a harp that lays flat. She was the only logical champion to do the keyboard.

SpaghettiKidMay 28, 201413 votes

guquin*

Yung Daemon SandMay 28, 201430 votes

guqin*

NIKTENDO1May 28, 201452 votes

For all intents and purposes... she is a keyboarder in band. For the sake of the lore, her instrument is called an etwahl, which is a play on the word "etoile" (the French word for "star").

BOOOOOOOOOBIESMay 28, 2014144 votes

gu Quinn *

CrisDMay 28, 201415 votes

She is evil...seriously

Kraken SmackerMay 28, 201471 votes

I disagree. She slaughtered millions of Teemos. Pretty much is the best day of my life. XD

General SpaceyMay 28, 201430 votes

sona- she is related to music morde- a master of metal karthus- requiem is also the name of multiple famous peices of music(mozart, faure etc) yorick- idrk olaf- his ultimate is based of some song in norse

yorick was the only one to not have musical connection or metal connectins in his lore :)

snobasocksMay 28, 201460 votes

Actually, Mordekaiser 's joke is a reference to music. "I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!"

EmmortahlMay 28, 2014252 votes

Nearly everything of Mordekaiser 's is referencing heavy metal. Iron Man (Black Sabbath), (M)Ace of Spades (Motörhead), Creeping Death (Metallica), Siphon(Symphony) of Destruction (Megadeth), and Children of The Grave (Black Sabbath). As well as his quotes "Time To shred," as shredding is usually only done in metal, and "Misery loves company," which is a song from Anthrax.