New free champion rotation: Bard, Jayce, Nidalee and more!

A Corporate Matter: Episode 17:

"Are you almost ready to go sir?"

"Yes yes. I still think company beach day is a waste of time."

"Well, you don't really get a choice. Besides, i'm sure it will be fun. Pentakill is gonna be there."

"I love pentakill, i wish i could go. But Corporate Gnar would probably kill me if he knew i have been here this whole time."

"Ok, let us get this over with."

"Maybe now's my chance, i can try and sneak out while they are at that party."

"Galio laser defense system activated."

"Darn it."

Later, at the beach:

"Yes, thats right. No fire, no explosions, no harm to the sands."

"That is half the show. What is a rock and roll concert without something blowing up."

"That is just the way it is, you have to respect the sand."

"Will we still get to kill half the audience?"

"The host of the event says no. No one dies during this beach party unless he says otherwise."

"But, the only reason we do so well is because most of the audience members are too dead to remember how bad we were. But, as long as i get the beat on my drums and pretend its you guy's heads, i guess i will be ok."

"Ok."

"I told you not to take this gig, i hate beach concerts."

"Hey Boss, that's Sona over there."

"She must be playing with the band tonight. Is she talking to the guardian of the sands?"

"Yeah, they are checking all guests and handling security."

"Man they are weird. Hey Sona! Over here!"

"..."

"Aww, thats a shame. I was hoping cass would get part of her face burned off for gloating about those first row tickets."

"..."

"Well, see you then."

"I have been meaning to ask. I saw you made veigar free, isn't he still missing?"

"Yeah, but he hasn't been free in a while. So white mage veigar offered to take his place. We just painted him purple and no one will know the difference."

"That's good, i know some have been waiting for him to be free again. Also, i noticed you made Viktor free again, that was very nice of you."

"Well, the real Viktor came and was quite upset. He threatened to tie me to a piece of metal and slowly burn me in half with his laser. Plus, he also said he would fix the sink if i made him free again."

"Look, its two of the Zileans together. I wonder what they are up to."

"And, so then i said. The desert has not enough time for you."

"Ahahahah! Alright, its been good spending time with you Shurima Desert Zilean. Alas, it is time for me to go back to camp 420, see you a different time."

"Goodbye Groovy Zilean. Now Soraka, i have time to talk with you."

"I just wanted to say hi, see how things are."

"Look out!"

"WHAT!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong time. I think normal Zilean was looking for you guys. Oh wait, nevermind that is also a different time."

"Ok then, i guess we will just be going now."

"Alright, but one more thing while i have time. There will be a time when you are fighting a sand sword, use water."

"See ya. That was weird."

"Corporate Mundo agree, time traveler freaks him out."

"Oh, hey there. Nice party you got here. Say, what is that noise."

"Its coming from that bush, sounds like a breathing mask. I will go check it o- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A wild Omega Squad/Corporate Teemo appeared.

"YOUR TIME HAS COME NOW! I STOLE RUMBLE'S FLAMETHROWER HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

"YOU WERE RIGHT, FUR DOES IGNITE FAST!!!!"

"Huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERHEATING, YOU ARE A FLAMETHROWER, OF COURSE YOU GET HOT. I'M SURE THAT NOTHING BAD WILL-" "BOOM"

"LOOKS LIKE OMEGA SQUAD TEEMO IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"

"THE SAND, ITS ON FIRE AND TURNING INTO GLASS. GUARDIANS, ASSEMBLE!"

"NOOOOOOOOO, MUST, PUT, IT, OUT! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO THE INNOCENT!"

"YOU KNOW, I'M ON FIRE TOO, MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME?"

"The sand is more important. DON'T YOU DARE STOP DROP AND ROLL. You could hurt the sand. This might evolve you into something stronger anyways."

"You hear them, you stand there until you stop being on fire or Corporate Mundo make sure you really fired. Soraka, you heal him, me gonna go get me rock and roll on."

"Can do, you enjoy the show."

"Why can't we just have a quiet day for once."

"Because sir, you are loud."

"ARE YOU ALL ROCKING!!!!!!! SINCE I HAVE BEEN PREVENTED FROM PERFORMING OUR EPIC GRAND REQUIEM FINALLY, PLEASE ENJOY A FRIEND OUR SONA BROUGHT. TO PLAY US OUT, WELCOME EPIC SAX BAAAAARRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezRrrdboWLc

oh god, I can already see it, fioras every frieking game this week...

At least they had the decency to put back on rotation, kinda late but I appreciate it

Over 9000% more trolls 50% more spiders 74% missed ults 90% more French accents 200% Hammer times 150% more ancient speech 300% Mage kogs 1000% missed spears 300% more short jokes eh no one plays him anyway 700% more explosions

Gonna be a hell of an ARAM week...

is the only one with a capital T in her title {{champion 149}}

We need

Why are there 11 Champions???

So Riot is spot lighting 2 champs in need of buffs: Elise & Bard. Lets see how this works out for them. Perhaps we will see some much needed buffs given to them in patch 5.11

when is ekko gonna go live? :((

Welp, good bye normals for an entire week while fiora is free. Unless I'm top she's bound to be OP.

Viktor is free again because he was disabled for most of his free week.

when will zac be free again

ARAM is going to suck this week.

Viktor free again?

OMG RITO WHY COULDN'T THIS BE NEXT WEEK??? ITS THE PERFECT GROUP OF CHAMPIONS ON EXAM WEEK :(

Awesome, now people can see karma before and after her nerfs!

is free this week well gotta say bye to tanking with for the week

Don't play elise, she's garbage teir right now as a jungler. RIP my 6300 ip.

my dream rotatio : Azir Lee Sin Syndra Lissandra Renekton Vi Zac Cassio Darius Diana

This is because i want every single one of them so i wanna try em out. Although i expect this to be bad because then id play league like nonstop trying to master all the champs in a 1 week time frame