Champion and skin sale: 01.03 - 01.06

The Counseling Center for Overloaded and Overpowered Champions Ao Shin Memorial Emergency Care Hospital Patient # : 309231 Patient Name : Yasuo Status : Shaco Syndrome, Stage 4

(Yasuo regains consciousness in a brightly lit room. He's lying down, and when he tries to raise up, he discovers he's strapped down.) : Wait, what's happened? Where am I? What's going on? : Geez, pipe down kid. : Little punk can't handle his medicine. : Wait, Lee Sin? Riven? What are you two doing here? : Same thing you were sent here for: Shaco Syndrome. : I was lucky. They found mine at Stage 2, so there's a chance I'll be cured soon. : Bite me... : Poor Riven's was discovered later. Stage 3, the surgery had complications. Shen says she may never hop around the Rift again. : Oh dang... : What? : Counsellor Morgana said I had a confirmed Stage 4 Shaco Syndrome. : HOLY CRAP! : Don't get near me! I can't afford another round of surgery! : You better hope Shen and Akali figure something out quick. : Okay, I'll just stay over here. (Notices Zed walking by in a white coat) Hey, when did Zed get his medical degree? : ...he didn't... (Zed stands near another bed.) : (Pulls out a voice recorder and clicks Record) Autopsy 241. Patient name: Vayne. Cause of death: Shaco Syndrome stage 4. Leading factor: Frequent dives into 1v5s with delusions of mass outplays and sick damages. (Two tools slide out from his armguard) : !!! : (Removes the scalpel from his armguard and starts to push Vayne's bed to a different room) See you soon Yasuo... : GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! (Door opens and Shen and Akali come in.) : Nurse, he's starting to panic. : I can see that Shen. Should I give him anesthesia? : No, put him in that room over there. Counsellor Morgana and I will break the news to him there. : NEWS?! What news?! You have a cure right?! RIGHT?! : Is he going to be like that for a long time? Cause you said I needed to sleep a lot to aid the healing, and there's no way I'm going to be able to sleep with that racket. : Hush Riven. (Pushs Yasuo's bed into an empty room. After a short time, Morgana and Shen enter.) : What's going on? I'm going to be okay right? : Of course dear. We just shoved you into a private room cause we enjoy your company... : I'm afraid not. The Shaco Syndrome is spreading rapidly. At this rate, you'll be dead within the week. : NOOOOOO! : However, Counsellor Morgana and I have decided to take an aggressive approach to fighting your condition. : I can be cured? : Yeah, whenever you get reworked. : We're pulling you from the Free to Play Rotation, for the good of the other champions. We might have to utter gut your kit, Morgana's doing some number crunching to determine if it's necessary. : Oh joy, more work for me. : In the meantime, you'll be moved to the Tabu Quarantine Wing. Which means no skins, no chromas, no attention until we can fix your issues and remove the Shaco Syndrome. : Oh but don't worry, 2 former patients just got out of there, so there is hope that one day you'll be free again. : Who? : Poppy and Yorick. : But Yorick had been missing for years! : Trust me, it's for your own good...

;-; I just bought Star Guardian guess no Redeemed Riven for me now.

I bought redeemed riven 3 and a half years ago. Can I get the price reduction paid back? https://i.gyazo.com/b0a511c4372dbff968f0fff8e5dc64c3.png

Gonna get a lot of RP off that Urgot skin sale, aren't ya, Riot?

(; ･`д･´) I've been waiting for Nami to come on sale.. and I JUST bought Jinx last month, come on Riot. ;-;

Isn't Dragonblade Talon also on the january Sales list?

Can confirm Redeemed Riven is sick

Finally Battlecast Urgot for this account! ^^

When they say jinx is on sale but you log in to find out zyra is on sale instead loool come on rito.....

chill out

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what time and timezone will sales end