A Corporate Matter: Episode 24:
"Uh oh."
"What is it?"
"I just got a letter, someone has purchased enough of our company. Soraka, we have new owners."
"Ok, don't freak out. Maybe it won't be so bad. Who are they anyways?"
"I don't know, all they signed it with is a monocle. Says they are coming over today."
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(To prevent confusion, i will put a ring next to Gentleman Gnar's portrait. Because he is all fancy and junk.)_

"And that is correct. We are the Gentlemen and Fair lady. This company belongs to us now. Don't worry, we aren't firing anyone yet. Even the old owners, Ryze and Tryndamere, can stay and still run some things. But we need to ensure things all work around here."
"We have heard that this division has had the most trouble. Could you explain things?"
"I, uhhhh. There is another Gnar that speaks English, why have we not met before?"

"Because, unlike you. I have actually made a lot of money. Also, i hate interacting with peasants like you. My colleges convinced me that i would be needed here."
"Man, are all Gnar's this big of jerks?"
"Shut up Soraka, we don't need your sass around here. And you, i don't have to take orders from some fancy cat wannabe. I only listen to my boss."
"This is Corporate Mundo popping in. Me say you have to listen to them. Corporate Mundo say goodbye."
"Darn it."
"Ooooh, new owners. This is getting good. Wish i could move and get some popcorn, but then they would see me and kill me."
"Now, what goes on here that causes so many problems."
"Its different all the time, someone always comes and does crazy things. Then i am left to fix it."

"Its worse than i thought. He does things by hand. How can we have anything in common."
"Sadly, we can't fire him. His contract prevents that."
"Oh, shut up Gentleman Skarner. No one cares what you think."
"You are just mad that your date went bad and Fair lady Rek'sai came over to me."
"Don't be so jealous Cho, there are always other fish in the sea. None as good as me, but some others. Its a bit harder to find someone your sized, but i hear Anivia is nice."

"Guys, don't do this here. All this talking has made me parched. Servant, come over here."
"..."

"Here you are, what are your choices available to drink?"
"..."

"I asked for a menu, not a song."
"..."

"Are they all this incompetent. Can we at least fire this one?"
"Nope, this useless servant has to stay as well."
"..."

"I think we made it mad. Well, its a wonder how any of you managed to accomplish anything. To ensure our new investment doesn't go down hill from here. We have someone to work with you. Say hello to your new partner, Gentleman Kog'maw."
"Hello."
"What? No, i don't work with anyone."
"Corporate Mundo say you have to."
"OH WOULD YOU LEAVE ALREADY."

"This commoner air is starting to make me feel sick, i will leave you two to get to know each other, everyone else, lets go back to our private islands."
"Ok, he finally left. Don't worry, i am not as bad as them, i just like to look fancy. If you have a British accent, you gotta wear the proper attire, like yourself."
"I am not happy about this."
"I am sure, but don't worry. We can grow to like each other. Now, my fair lady soraka, would you be a dear and inquire about a desk for me to sit at?"
"Ooooh, i like him. I will be right on it."
"Join me for a spot of tea? I keep some in my hat. This is going to be fun here."