New free champion rotation: Jhin, Karma, Taric and more!

Riot·Mar 17, 2017·2 votes·23,197 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Elise - the Spider Queen

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Fighter

Ezreal - the Prodigal Explorer

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Mage

Fizz - the Tidal Trickster

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Assassin

Secondary Role Fighter

Jhin - the Virtuoso

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Secondary Role Assassin

Karma - the Enlightened One

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Orianna - the Lady of Clockwork

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Support

Pantheon - the Artisan of War

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Riven - the Exile

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Taric - the Shield of Valoran

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Fighter

Warwick - the Uncaged Wrath of Zaun

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

40 Comments

King DellronMar 20, 201728 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: We Don't Know What We Want, Only The Corporates Do

Gnar "So, why was a dreaded space pirate running the space prison anyways? Shouldn't he be locked up in it."

Galio "Oh, he decided to go legit. And he actually got elected as warden. You never know who people are going to vote for. Rumor is that he is going to run for governor next."

Karma "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Zac "WHY IS THERE SCREAMING! IS IT TIME TO KILL?"

Karma "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Galio "Ma'am, please calm down. I know that we are a bunch of escaped criminals and you are just a lunch lady. But there is no need to-"

Karma "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gnar "DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NOT CHECK TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS ON THE LUNCH BUS BEFORE YOU HIJACKED IT, WHAT THE HELL! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HER?"

LeeSin "DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN!" "Pushes airlock button."

Karma "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-" "Flies out into the deep void of space."

Maokai "I am Maokai!"

Gnar "Yeah, okay. That works."

A few minutes later:

"Bonk"

LeeSin "Did you guys here that?"

Sejuani "Sounds like it came from the roof."

Aatrox "You bet it did! I've come to kill you, Corporate Lee Sin!"

Gnar "Aatrox? how did you get in here?"

Aatrox "You guys left the airlock open."

Galio "Wait, that doesn't make any sense. If we left it open, none of us would be able to speak. We also would have been sucked out into space. If we didn't just die from freezing or lack of oxygen first."

Aatrox "THERE ISN'T EVEN SPACESHIPS IN LEAGUE LORE. DREADNOVA GANGPLANK ONLY EXISTS IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. SO SPACE CAN ACT HOWEVER IT WANTS!"

LeeSin "So, why are you here to kill me again?"

Aatrox "JUST LOOK AT ME! I'm worthless now. You made me rework so very complicated and underpowered. And you are going to pay with your life."

LeeSin "Look man, you are the one that forced me to give you a rework. I only had like five minutes, I don't know what you were expecting. I just wanted your sword."

Aatrox "Speaking of which, where is my sword? I kinda need it back, to kill you."

LeeSin "I threw it back into the prison."

Meanwhile:

Trundle "Hey, look at me! I'm Nightmare, I found the soul edge. BOW BEFORE MY POWER!"

Back on the lunch space bus:

Aatrox "What, really? Awww man, I don't want to go all the way back. What did you need it for anyways?"

LeeSin "Nothing turns out. Galio was just being a jerk."

Aatrox "Wait, you ruined me and took my sword, FOR A PRANK, BRO! Nevermind, I can kill you without it. Let me just take this cooking knife here. DIE DIE DIE!" "Begins using every part of his kit to kill Corporate Lee Sin."

LeeSin "Yawn."

Aatrox "WHY! AREN'T! YOU! DYING!"

LeeSin "Because I have no idea how to properly balance a diver. Anyways, I'm getting bored. How about a 200% AD scaling kick?" "One-shots Aatrox."

Aatrox "Why didn't I, revive?" "Dies."

Galio "Now that that's over with. Let's get back to Runeterra."

Gnar "Finally away from that psychopath, Dreadnova Gangplank. All so I can go back to working for an even worse psychopath. I wonder what he has been up to lately."

Meanwhile:

Swain "Alright, it's finally time!"

DrMundo "Huh, who be you?"

Ezreal "That's Dragon Master Swain sir. You agreed to have a meeting with him."

DrMundo "Dragon Master who? Eh, Corporate Mundo no think it matter. What you have say?"

Swain "You are adding Dragon Slayer Xin Zhao to the game. So now there are five Dragon Slayers and not many dragons other than Shyvana. And she isn't popular anymore."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo wonder when we get to point."

Swain "They need something to fight. Someone who can control and summon Dragons. Is part dragon and is ability power. Since the Dragon slayers are all AD. Someone who hasn't gotten a skin in years."

DrMundo "Me think maybe you right. Corporate Mundo make call, have perfect target in mind."

"Ring Ring"

Malzahar "Yellow."

DrMundo "Art Master Malzahar. Remember skin you want in game but me say no?"

Malzahar "Oh yeah, Blood Moon Zed?"

DrMundo "No no no, other one."

Malzahar "Forsaken Fiora?"

DrMundo "No, scary purple one with wings."

Malzahar "Ah yes, Dragon Sorceress Zyra. What about her?"

DrMundo "Bring her to office. Corporate Mundo add her to game now."

Malzahar "Alright, I'll be right over. By the way, any idea what color a pug is supposed to be?"

DrMundo "Me no know. Corporate Mundo no like wrinkles, no make play things out of Puggle." "Hangs up."

DrMundo "Dragon Master someone, you give great idea. League thank you for it. Now go, it Corporate Mundo nap time."

Swain "Stares at 20 story drop out the window." " No, don't do it, there is still hope. It is inevitable that there will be a swain vgu. Then they will have to add me." "Walks out the building."

Impulse27Mar 20, 20174 votes

Galio "You never who people are going to vote for" I assume you meant know?

King DellronMar 20, 20173 votes

Yes, yes I did.

Impulse27Mar 20, 20172 votes

OK BTW good job

Fluffybunny645Mar 20, 20171 votes

That ending was perfect, haven't laughed like that all day

NeoWorldMar 20, 20172 votes

Look, I love this series. But it wasn't an Aatrox rework. It was a stop gap, an experimentation, if you will. And, if I may, you keep misusing comas.

But you're doing an amazing job regardless.

RvpwnsMar 20, 20176 votes

Beyond the Void: Season 2 - Episode 11

Have we forgotten about Soraka? Oh dear, she is such a vital part to this story. After all, we must have our share of females in this story or the sexism claims will shut down our offices! Last time we saw her (Season 2/Episode 8), she was seen with Ekko and she had started her journey to Sector 19. This is where the time flask was located. However, she fell in love with Ekko after a day of traveling with him. Ekko had never been loved before and he had certainly never seen a girl more intriguing. So, they committed adultery a few times a day for the next week or so...

Ekko waking up "Oh man... the sky is so.. bright!"

Ekko looks to the left of where he had slept. Soraka is not there.

Soraka appearing out of a bush "Hey there, baby. Good morning!"

Ekko rubbing his forehead "What the hell happened...?"

He looks a little south of the equator and sees no pants.

Ekko freaking out "OH MY GOSH. OH F**K. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!"

Soraka "Did you just do it with me without even knowing that you were doing it?"

Ekko "No, no, no, NO! You do NOT understand! I just committed adultery!"

Soraka "You're just realizing this? By the way, I don't have feelings for you. I'm just using you to escape this crappy life on this stupid island."

Ekko suddenly backing up "Holy s**t! This would be my ninth time committing the same crime! AHH!"

Soraka "Annnnd, this is where I leave you alone.... forever."

Ekko moving forward suddenly "What are you talking about?"

Ekko's expression changes and looks like a completely different person. Soraka, who has now dealt with these kinds of people, realizes that he is suffering from the multiple personality disorder.

Soraka "Fascinating! It seems as if you cannot survive without this time flask. We have to hurry. I don't think you can live for much longer without it."

Soraka gathers her belongings and helps Ekko up. They both start to walk towards the destination at a decent pace. Soraka grabs Ekko's hand and starts to lead him in the right direction. However, Ekko keeps getting distracted by environment around him. He then lets go of Soraka and backs away, reaching for his timewinder.

Ekko disgruntled "I hate you so much. How dare you.... you... grab my hand and force me around. I have had enough of this... this... BULLS**T!"

Ekko phase dives toward Soraka and lifts his timewinder up inorder to smack her down with it. However, Soraka swings out her staff with really fast reflexes and blocks his move. They both continue to struggle as one tries to input more force on the collision to knock the other off balance.

Soraka "Nice try, Ekko: B**ch Edition. I've trained for much longer than you have."

Soraka smirks and then slides out in between Ekko's legs. She then charges towards Ekko.

Meanwhile on the battlefield...

Darius killing a nearby soldier "ARRGH!"

Darius stabs the void soldier with his axe and then rips the axe out, causing blood to splurge everywhere. Before moving on to the next soldier, Darius looks at the sky and sniffs twice.

Darius "Strange. That can't be right... Hey! We need to get out of here like RIGHT NOW!"

Everyone started moving away from the void ship as they performed their last kills. Then together, they started to run away from the ship to take cover.

Malzahar "Huh? Why is everyone running? Have we really won the battle?"

He looks around.

Malzahar "No. That's not it."

A loud sound can be heard as bomber planes circle the void ship in the sky.

Malzahar "Ah. That's why..... OH F**K! THAT'S WHY!"

Before Malzahar could move, the bomber planes dropped tons and tons of bombs at the ship. The explosions rang throughout the island. The big impacts had started mini fires all along the circumference of the impact. Darius looked behind as he ran. He saw the big orange plumes of fire and he could feel the heat of the blasts.

Darius panting "Keep running! Don't stop until you find the river that splits down this island!"

Impulse27Mar 20, 20173 votes

You used the word "Splurge" I do not think it means what you think it means.

RvpwnsMar 20, 20172 votes

Sorry! This was a mistake I forgot to correct. I do know what splurge means. I meant to put "splurt", but it got autocorrected to "splurge" - - which means to spend money freely (and that doesn't make any sense within the context of the story).

Impulse27Mar 22, 20171 votes

qerachlordMar 20, 20177 votes

hey they got this down 2 adc, 2 junglers, 2 mid laners , and 2 sup, and 2 top laners

PureSilvrrMar 20, 20176 votes

8 of the 10 champions can be played toplane

grarrrgMar 21, 20174 votes

"Can be played" is not the same as "should be played" .

Also, they shoot for at least 2 options for each lane. Most champions can be played in more than one lane. Meaning you'll often have more than 2 free options for whatever lane you're in.

deoje299Mar 20, 20177 votes

Jhin is fourth on the list. I approve. Now this weekend we can have one FOUR all gamemodes. :)

Impulse27Mar 20, 20176 votes

I said that two hours ago... Also you are now one step closer to 4 upvotes. LOL

DuskDaUmbreonMar 21, 20171 votes

Upvoted to 5, because I'm a horrible, terrible person. :3

roadspikesMar 21, 20171 votes

you did not have the courage to do this. I have, git gud bruh

TheOneWithSkillzMar 21, 20175 votes

down voted to 4 :)

Impulse27Mar 22, 20171 votes

You see that monitor right in front of you, just go head and stick your head right through it. JKJK LOL

ClutchisClutchMar 22, 20171 votes

HEHEH 5 upvotes

deoje299Mar 22, 20171 votes

Fixed

Impulse27Mar 20, 20176 votes

Jhin is the fourth champion in the list. HMMMM

futanari samaMar 20, 20172 votes

FIZZ summoner 3

vibu123Mar 20, 20172 votes

YES, they got both Jhin and Ezreal. Can't wait for this to go live.

Asp4raMar 20, 20171 votes

Riven My main .. :'( Why ?

futanari samaMar 20, 20178 votes

everyone will feed with her don't worry my guy

nonsensicalMar 20, 20173 votes

But you only have 9k mastery points on riven xD

Asp4raMar 23, 20171 votes

Im in my smurf big :') hahaha

PureSilvrrMar 20, 20172 votes

MWhahhahahhhahahhahaahhhahahahaahahahaahha

futanari samaMar 20, 20171 votes

Orianna summoner 3

GodSerena12413Mar 20, 20171 votes

NGNL AsianMar 20, 20171 votes

adc in 2k17

DeathgonMar 20, 20171 votes

Kled kled jg my own meta must try

Fondling GemsMar 21, 20171 votes

I see a Taric and I see an Ezreal. I approve.

HadesHimself27Mar 21, 20171 votes

I was upset at last week's for not having anyone I found interesting that I did not already own, I own only a single of these champions and am interested in four!