New free champion rotation: Jhin, Karma, Taric and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: We Don't Know What We Want, Only The Corporates Do
"So, why was a dreaded space pirate running the space prison anyways? Shouldn't he be locked up in it."
"Oh, he decided to go legit. And he actually got elected as warden. You never know who people are going to vote for. Rumor is that he is going to run for governor next."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHY IS THERE SCREAMING! IS IT TIME TO KILL?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ma'am, please calm down. I know that we are a bunch of escaped criminals and you are just a lunch lady. But there is no need to-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NOT CHECK TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS ON THE LUNCH BUS BEFORE YOU HIJACKED IT, WHAT THE HELL! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HER?"
"DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN!"
"Pushes airlock button."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"Flies out into the deep void of space."
"I am Maokai!"
"Yeah, okay. That works."
A few minutes later:
"Bonk"
"Did you guys here that?"
"Sounds like it came from the roof."
"You bet it did! I've come to kill you, Corporate Lee Sin!"
"Aatrox? how did you get in here?"
"You guys left the airlock open."
"Wait, that doesn't make any sense. If we left it open, none of us would be able to speak. We also would have been sucked out into space. If we didn't just die from freezing or lack of oxygen first."
"THERE ISN'T EVEN SPACESHIPS IN LEAGUE LORE. DREADNOVA GANGPLANK ONLY EXISTS IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. SO SPACE CAN ACT HOWEVER IT WANTS!"
"So, why are you here to kill me again?"
"JUST LOOK AT ME! I'm worthless now. You made me rework so very complicated and underpowered. And you are going to pay with your life."
"Look man, you are the one that forced me to give you a rework. I only had like five minutes, I don't know what you were expecting. I just wanted your sword."
"Speaking of which, where is my sword? I kinda need it back, to kill you."
"I threw it back into the prison."
Meanwhile:
"Hey, look at me! I'm Nightmare, I found the soul edge. BOW BEFORE MY POWER!"
Back on the lunch space bus:
"What, really? Awww man, I don't want to go all the way back. What did you need it for anyways?"
"Nothing turns out. Galio was just being a jerk."
"Wait, you ruined me and took my sword, FOR A PRANK, BRO! Nevermind, I can kill you without it. Let me just take this cooking knife here. DIE DIE DIE!"
"Begins using every part of his kit to kill Corporate Lee Sin."
"Yawn."
"WHY! AREN'T! YOU! DYING!"
"Because I have no idea how to properly balance a diver. Anyways, I'm getting bored. How about a 200% AD scaling kick?"
"One-shots Aatrox."
"Why didn't I, revive?"
"Dies."
"Now that that's over with. Let's get back to Runeterra."
"Finally away from that psychopath, Dreadnova Gangplank. All so I can go back to working for an even worse psychopath. I wonder what he has been up to lately."
Meanwhile:
"Alright, it's finally time!"
"Huh, who be you?"
"That's Dragon Master Swain sir. You agreed to have a meeting with him."
"Dragon Master who? Eh, Corporate Mundo no think it matter. What you have say?"
"You are adding Dragon Slayer Xin Zhao to the game. So now there are five Dragon Slayers and not many dragons other than Shyvana. And she isn't popular anymore."
"Corporate Mundo wonder when we get to point."
"They need something to fight. Someone who can control and summon Dragons. Is part dragon and is ability power. Since the Dragon slayers are all AD. Someone who hasn't gotten a skin in years."
"Me think maybe you right. Corporate Mundo make call, have perfect target in mind."
"Ring Ring"
"Yellow."
"Art Master Malzahar. Remember skin you want in game but me say no?"
"Oh yeah, Blood Moon Zed?"
"No no no, other one."
"Forsaken Fiora?"
"No, scary purple one with wings."
"Ah yes, Dragon Sorceress Zyra. What about her?"
"Bring her to office. Corporate Mundo add her to game now."
"Alright, I'll be right over. By the way, any idea what color a pug is supposed to be?"
"Me no know. Corporate Mundo no like wrinkles, no make play things out of Puggle."
"Hangs up."
"Dragon Master someone, you give great idea. League thank you for it. Now go, it Corporate Mundo nap time."
"Stares at 20 story drop out the window." " No, don't do it, there is still hope. It is inevitable that there will be a swain vgu. Then they will have to add me."
"Walks out the building."
hey they got this down 2 adc, 2 junglers, 2 mid laners , and 2 sup, and 2 top laners
Jhin is fourth on the list. I approve. Now this weekend we can have one FOUR all gamemodes. :)
Jhin is the fourth champion in the list. HMMMM
FIZZ ![]()
YES, they got both Jhin and Ezreal. Can't wait for this to go live.
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My main .. :'( Why ?
adc in 2k17
[slayer-jinx-catface] 
kled jg my own meta must try
I see a Taric and I see an Ezreal. I approve.
I was upset at last week's for not having anyone I found interesting that I did not already own, I own only a single of these champions and am interested in four!
Orianna ![]()