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#League of Story (Ep1 : Memories)
: "Hello, dear Rioters, i gathered you all today to talk about a very important subject"
: "What is it, Chief ?"
: "Game Developer Heimerdinger, may you please present the subject of matter?"
: "Uh oh so hi guys, the subject is basically that some random dudes created a Season 4 League of Legends private server, so uh oh ih ah we dont know if iuuuh we should legally sue them"
whispers to Heimerdinger : "Never again you're presenting anything"
: "SO, as Dinger said, we don't know wether we should sue them or not. We will vote for it, so, you guys decide, to sue, or not to sue?"
: "Basically to be assholes or not to be assholes?"
: "If you look at it that way then sure"
: "Mundo say riot team sue random dudes"
: "Alright that's 1 for Sue, come on guys, vote faster"
: " I don't want to be a dick so i vote not to sue"
: "Don't sue them, they are young Developers like we once were, they're experimenting and their project isn't even that bad of an idea, would you guys liked it if Dota sued us when we opened LoL Beta? It would've been really unfortunate, so as luck hit us, we shou.."
: "That's two for not to sue and only one for Sue!"
"..."
: "Sorry bro i said vote not tell your whole goddamn life story"
: "Ummm, i say, uuuuh, Sue them"
: "Two to two! Last voters are me and Vi, i vote to sue, what about you Vi?"
: "Legally speaking they didn't break any rules as Private servers are completely legal and allowed, plus they recoded all the game, soo, not to sue"
: "Well what the fuck do we do now? that's 3 for 3"
: "As Riot's Law Worker I'd recommend not to sue as we'd loose the legal pursuit for sure beca.."
: "Yeah ok ok let's just revote, so this time those who wants to sue, go to your ri.."
Smashes in
: "Oh great i guess you gave Warwick a candy and he let you enter?"
: "How'd you guess?"
: "Sorry sir, the candy looked so delicious and it was!"
: "SERIOUSLY WARWICK? You're a Guard to one of the most popular compagnies, be serious! Stop letting people in just like dat"
: "We should really replace him"
: "Uh so anyways guys can you revert me please?"
: "I don't know we're not the Rework team"
: "I would say not as you were very bad before your rework"
: "I had almost 2x higher winrate bfore my rework and poeple actually had fun playing me"
: "Yeah well you asked for a rework you got one now get the fuck out"
: "Shut up you dirty rat, i said i want to get reverted, means i'm getting reverted"
: "Aatrox, get out before Vi arrests you"
: "Arrests me? I am the WORLD ENDER, Revert me or else i'll kill you all"
: "Mundo stop Aatrox from having problem, Aatrox follow Mundo please"
: "Shut up! Stabs Mundo in the stomach Now, revert, ME."
Holds Aatrox swords and starts healing his wound quickly "Mundo angry because of Aatrox, Aatrox have big problem now"
: "What, but what the fuck is that"
: "Aatrox please come with me, you're under arrest"
: Smashes Vi's head : "You're under arrest, arrest of life that is"
: "See Warwick, see why you shouldn't let strangers in ? Because they smash your friend's head thats why"
: "Sorry sir"
: "Revert, ME"
: "Mundo make sure Aatrox not revert"
: Cuts off Mundo's head : "Fucking piece of trash"
: "Heimerdinger, if you want to live, revert me"
: "Okay okay! Let me talk to the rework team"
: whispers to Viktor : "Bro what we gonna do ?"
: "Just let him be, we can't stop him anymore after all of his buffs"
Aatrox's rework team enters
: "So uh here's the team that reworked you, there's uh Corporate Gragas, Rework Veteran Gnar, Visual Designer Braum, Balancing Member Taric and Playtester Zoe"
: "So you're telling me i got reworked by a rat, a drunk fatass, a gay, a kid and a man with a shield ? Explains why my kit is trash"
: "Now now Aatrox, i'm not that fat"
: "Yes you are, you are THAT fat"
: "Damnit, anyways whats the issue?"
: "Revert me for fucks sakes"
: "Why?"
: "New me is Trash"
: "Come on Aatrox, you're a beautiful, young, smart man, don't call yourself trash like that"
: " I am not a man btw, I have no gender"
: "Oh ok nevermind then"
: "So you're saying you want us to revert you? That's why you killed two workers?"
: "Yes"
: "Aatrox, from my own experience your new kit is original, fun and unique, why would you want to revert it?"
: "UNIQUE? MY KIT IS UNIQUE?? Don't make me laugh now, my Q is Riven's Q only difference is she can move and not I so mine is shittier, my W is basically a slow because getting out of the cage is easy as fuck, my E is Riven's E but shorter dash and no shield, my ultimate is also similar to Riven's Ultimate because both increase damage, my ultimate revive is basically Zilean its just less HP revived and shittier"
: "Alright now I'd like you to respect our work as we put a lot of eff..."
: Stabs Gnar in the head " Will i get reverted or not?"
: "Okay okay, We'll revert you just promise to stop killing our workers it isn't easy to find good ones"
: "Alright, in two days you'll be back to old Aatrox"
: "Finally!"
: "But admit that new Aatrox is cooler than old one"
Looks at Zoe with anger, holding his sword
out : "Fuck that shit i'm out"
##What do you think of it? [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
