New free champion rotation: Darius, Jayce, Kalista and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: They come with flame, they come with profanity... swearing, feeding, trolling, hacking, raging! Fiora mains and bronze scrubs, curse them!

"We're off to kill the evil, the terrible evil of oz The Forbidden Forest."

"As much as I hate killing, If we must, to save this glorious land, then we must."

"We all will meet in the center of our combined territories. And there we shall decide the victor."

"How long must we journey to get there, Elderwood Leblanc?"

"It is a long and perilous journey, but we must not stop believing. We can endure it all, for there is nothing like- Oh wait, we are here."

"You guys sure have a small kingdom."

"Soraka, is that you?"

"Shhhhhh, Don't be fraternizing with the enemy."

"Corporate Gnar? What are you doing working with the death blossoms?"

"They promised me some treasure if I helped them kill their enemies. Also, they didn't eat me, so I kind of didn't want to say no to them."

"Sorry Boss, but there is no way I am letting you destroy these plant's castle. And the money rightfully belongs to them."

"You Elderwoods all think your so high and mighty. Well, I am tired of people like you thinking that you are better than everyone else."

"And I am tired of people like you always wanting free handouts. You wanna be on top, you gotta work for it."

"Anyone else feeling a little personality swapping going on here?"

"Told you that fancy worm would live, you owe me five bucks."

"Fine, but I think you cheated."

"What are you doing here, Gentleman Kog'Maw? Oh no, please don't tell me you sided with the Haunted."

"And why couldn't you be dead?"

"Well, I definitely didn't not side with the Haunted."

"Great, now one of us is going to have to kill the other two."

"Just the way I like it."

"Yeah, you two are definitely acting like one another. Oh well, you only league once. TALLY-HO, ONWARD TO BATTLE."

"HOLD IT, NOT THAT FAST! You must understand, young Voidborn, it takes a long time to do anything here. And we never do anything unless it is worth taking a long time to do."

"Yes, we must fight like the proper plants we are."

"Everyone, root up."

"Can someone explain what's going on?"

"This is how we plants decide a winner. We all root here in the ground."

"Which is really hard because there is a lot of rock mixed in with the dirt. Even more so when you are huge, like me."

"Yeah, so we do that, and then we wait. Until a storm or a bear eventually knocks one of us down. Then we lie there, making a nifty seat for any hikers. Last one standing wins it all."

"Sadly, we can't unroot, so the victor's spoils go to any family they have."

"Even the winners get knocked down too, eventually. Except for one. In the longest battle of history, Gavid, our plant king. Won, and is still standing to this day, such a feat is unheard of."

"Alright, let's root up. No one will be able to beat my flower power."

"♫♫♫♫"

A few hours later:

"Well, this is the most boring battle I have ever seen."

"I wonder how long these things usually take."

"Hey, do you jolly chaps want to forget about all the things we said about each other and go get some Pizza? I know this swank place that has a magnificent sweet tea brew."

"Yeah sure, why not."

The next day:

"Let's see, time to chop some wood."

"Oh no, a Lumberjack. Please don't chop me up, I need to win, for my tombstones."

"Need to make a house, what's this over here?"

"Gulp"

"Ew, it's all dead looking. No, I think I will take this one instead."

"What? No, I am of no use to you."

"Alright choppa, good thing I got to you. Cause we gonna be choppin'" "Chop."

"Ow! that really hurt."

"Chop."

"Haha, fool. You just wasted all your chops on my decoy. Classic misdirection."

"Chop."

"Ok ok, I lied, this is the real me. Now please stop."

"Chop."

"Oh the plantmanity."

"TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"THIS IS CHEATING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

No kha zix with rengar?

THE HUNT IS... wait what?

Seriously, anyone who reads this comment, play at least once! He's definitely one of the most fun champions to play and I main him because of it. I'm beginning to feel like a Zac God, Zac God.

GG Top

PLS RITO JUST ONE TIME MAKE FREE

Welp people are going to ban him a lot more now this week Does anyone even play this guy I dunno what he does There support always missing there ult Ice and stuns for days Not going top this week time to play for the hunt To much harss To much heals wait it says there friends in there lore

Um... Where's

Hey.....shouldn't be free because if rengar were to be free, then kha needs to be too.

Rito really hates top lane

I'm actually very very tired of seeing the same old CHAMPIONS again and again. Like Darius is on the rotation every other week it feels like. Wasn't Rengar free like 2-3 weeks ago?

EDIT: Changed Heroes to Champions because people are knit-picky.

: top lane is out of the question Maybe I can adc...wait never mind Jungling maybe?...what am I talking about Support please?...it'll be weird, cuz I like but and are here... won't be too hard to deal with...but I've hardly ever played against or , so this oughta be weird Hold up! Mid still open...even though I never play it... sigh I might have to be that one guy who plays all week...hated, loathed, despised...I'm not a bad person I swear...even if I DO have his Omega Squad skin...

GG can riot be any meaner they put up Darius in the rotatation but not draven.....

oh…… well…. isn't top gonna be FUN this week? at least no one can play fiora now though

Can you make Azir, viktor or some other mid laners free please. And maybe some adc's because im a adc/mid laner that is low leveled (13) and wants to try out different champions for my lane.

*Plays first ever game with * (S-) Me: Mmm yeah I'm definitely buying this champion.

I love to play Renekton but why put him with Darius? People are like getting Darius, instalock and go top :(