New free champion rotation: Ahri, Caitlyn, Fiddlesticks and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 35.
"Ah, worlds. So much money made around this time. I always look forward to my bonus check."
"Do you watch any of worlds, sir?"
"No, it doesn't matter. Whichever team is the most korean will win."
"I like the Flash Wolves."
"Of course you do. Wait, aren't you supposed to be guarding us and not watching E-Sports on your tablet?"
"It is too enthralling. Besides, Flash Wolves are the best team. I must watch them."
"Well, i want ahq e-Sports Club to win."
"Heh, good luck with that. They are gonna get knocked out by SKTelecom T1 in the first round."
"Well, how about we make a bet. Losers have to give the winner their worlds bonus checks. And wear the winners team colors for a week."
"I am in. CALLING SKT!"
"ahq e-Sports Club for me."
"You know who i vote for."
"..."
"That's a very, origen-al pick, Sona. Hahuh, i crack myself up."
"Your jokes suck. But i will play your stupid game. Since i don't exactly get paid to stay in this cage. I have nothing to lose. I will root for the KOO Tigers."
"Give me Fnatic for 400$ Alex!"
"Corporate Mundo sources tell him that bet is going on. As boss, me cannot allow any gamblin'. Unless Corporate Mundo is allowed to enter."
"What type of sources do you have, and how much have they seen?"
"Sure, you can enter. Just pick who you think will win worlds."
"Hmmm, Corporate Mundo think that Edward Gaming be winners. Also, me need ask. Why there furry creature locked up in office?"
"Oh ho ho, thats nothing boss. Wait, you can see him when he is invisible?"
"Corporate Mundo not know you was into that too. You dirty doggy you. Me also loves furry creatures.
"Oh sir, thats really not how-"
"Corporate Mundo bored, goodbye. ED...WARD... ED...WARD... Hahaha, always funny."
"What did he mean about furry creatures?"
"You don't wanna know. Just be glad he isn't the one that found and locked you up."
"It appears the game is on. I will see you all after worlds, when the winner is decided."
A few minutes later:
"Alright Mr. Corporate Gnar. He is the rest of our deal."
"You sold your soul for a golden statue of yourself?"
"Not just a statue. Its head follows you around the room, always looking. Will really creep out anyone. Plus, it has a few other secrets."
"Still seems pretty lame."
"Oh yeah, i also got an unlimited lifetime supply of bacon. For making my bacon stuff nachos."
"I hope you get really fat from all that bacon."
"Man do i love bacon, and everything really. Concrete, now that was surprisingly good."
"Pretty sure that isn't edible."
"What ever you say, i shall go and make some tea. You can have some if you want any."
"After that story, i am never ingesting anything you make, ever."
I agree with corporate gnat SKT is going to win.
"Buzz buzz"
"Sir, what was that?"
"Oh, its just corporate gnat, i think he works for Corporate Mundo or something."
♫Corporate Gnat Corporate Gnat does what ever the heck a gnat does makes money, all the time catches workers, slacking off look out here comes the Corporate Gnat♫
(Not trying to be rude, but that typo was too good to pass up.)
Make fun of me all you want but I still pointed out a missed joke to you a few weeks ago. (When teemo blinded morde and Lee was in the room.)
spider pig for the win
"A Corporate Gnatter"
SKT WILL WIN NO MATTER WHAT (Kills all pro teams) He look Skt won my default.
What the hell are these are they from a past gamemode?
roses are red, kappa is grey, eu is always beating na
at least our memes are still 100x better than EU
Is there anywhere you keep all of the episodes in one place? I only got to start reading them at around episode 30 and would love to read all the ones I missed.
Not quite yet. I heard tumblr might be good though, so i might get them there.
I have been on the lookout for anything else. If anyone has any ideas.
If not, i shall try to have a tumblr up for next week. So check back with me then.
ok, I look forward to that. Thanks for making these stories they're always really funny.
what if you put
into one of the episodes? he could come in and try to reform corporate
or something. Just a thought.
God bless, Kennith Nepomuck
I'm with soraka
on this one! well that or C9 but I don't even know if they passed =/
They didnt make it to the Quarterfinals :(
Poor Nina.... 
SKT can dominate this Championship but Graves can't have a cigar.
Damn it, gonna see a week of swain. THEY WILL KNOW SWAIN (pain reference)
Heh.Hehehehehehe.HAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Ah that was hawkward.
Toucan say that again 
lol nice one
Too bad for me just bought varus
Just bought Ahri, I'm with you man.
So! 5.20?! ring any bells???
Best.
Free Week.
Ever.
Oooooooh Yeahhhhhhhh.
Did anyone relise that yorick has never been in the free champ rotation for like 2 years
They took him off the free rotation because he's all around not fun to play against as he has no actual known counters and is the literal epitome of anti-fun in this game.
That's not even a good reason. It can be said about many champs.
I've won with and against many Yoricks, but never played as him because he's never free, and I don't want to waste IP just to find out I don't like him.
Put him in. Let the masses decide what's fun or not. I never got to.
No most other champions have tons of ways to outplay them. I'm sure you're thinking of
all of these champs have very distinct counter play mostly to do with a macro stagegy that most bronze or silver players don't know about or can't execute properly.
is just a douchebag and anyone who plays him is as well
I think you misunderstand, there is literally nothing that counters him, nothing that can counter him, the only thing that can even be close to countering him is good old fashioned auto attacking. If you want to try him, you either have to buy him, or use someone else's account, because he ain't coming to the free rotation any time soon. Sorry to crush your dreams, mate.
I think this is the first time I've owned all the champs on the rotation.
I'm not even upset. I'm impressed.
Can we have
free next week. Always wanted to try him
I just bought
yesterday!! :( 
I feel like I've seen Taric and Varus on the champion rotation before.
What I really want to try is
.
I might just play
all week
Always wanted to try Ahri.
I want ahir skin
Still waiting for the fish guy to be free to play. Along with Vi
WTF ? lol riot ! A is not !! this rotation should start today ! but on NA is old rotation !!
Tough Life as a
Main.

Im not gonna lie, this is a pretty bad rotation, i mean, they put dorito shoes here. That just makes it worse
I love the new free champion rotation it is awesome
Ahri op man
And Caitlyn and zyra
Varus too
free this week +
skin on sale??? Goals
Because I don't see Ahri enough. Greeeaaat. Well, I'll be waking everyone up because of her in every freaking game.