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Oh my head. What did I drink last night?
Hello there missy. Welcome to Demacia village.
Garen? Why are you so small? And blue?
Garen? My name is Papa Demacia.
Ok…and why is there another you wearing glasses?
Oh that is Brainy Demacia. He was given me the results of the Demacia berry harvest. Have a Demaica day Brainy Demacia.
You too Papa Demacia.
Listen I really need to leave..like right now.
Leave? you can never leave here. You are one of us now Demaciaette.
That is not my name and I am not staying here.
Yes you are Demaciaette. GET HER!!
No..no…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Back in Katarina's room
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! deep breath Oh she didn’t.
Outside Cassiopeia’s room
Open this door right now!!
Sis? It’s 3 in the morning. What do you-WOAH! Did you just throw a knife at me!?
You spiked my drink with your poison again didn’t you!?
Oh? Did you have that dream again? Demaciaette?
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
laughing
Note: Here is my new story: "Poison Dreams." goes around spiking people's drinks with her poison leading to them having crazy dreams. Who going to be next? Let me see what I can dream up. Till next time.
Alright, Mordekaiser, I've got some brains to feed on, so this better be quick.
Ah yes, well... remember you asked me so many times what I do with my spare time when I'm not summoned like you so often?
Yes... what do you do?
Well, that's the thing... I'm an inventor. I like tinkering, and since you can do a lot of things with metal, I made a robot.
Really? That's cool.
Yes, it is. But I need t--
Ah... you're gonna ask for my help?
Yes... and I--
And you want to use one of my minions to help you?
Yes, but not onl--
Aaand you wanna tell me I need to only need to go easy on it, right?
Yes, Sherlock, are you finished interrupting me?!
Whatever, show me this robot of yours.
(Mordekaiser summons his robot, still deactivated)
Wow, it's very sophisticated. What now?
Now, I need to press this button to activate it, then you can let one or two of your minions battle it out.
Sweet... well, go on, activate him!
Alright, keep your shirt on. Not that you have one, really...
What was that?
Nothing! Anyway. (Presses button, nothing happened for a long moment)
Did you forget the batteries?
No, I'm sure this should work, I've even activated it a good number times to make sure...
Uh-huh...
Alright, hold on... (He presses the button again, nothing happened)
Wow, this tension is killing me, not that already am, but wow.
Shut up, you smart-ass! (He presses the button so many times, the robot actually starts acting up, in a bad way)
Uh, dude, I think you're going a little too far on the button mashi--
Shut up! (He mashes the button too many times, that the robot actually blew up in their faces)
...
...
... Well... as a dear friend of mine once said...
(Groans)
"You only need to click once... fool."
LOG_37: JAX_ENTRY_3
You were saying something, Jax?
Oh! Um....you want a beer? gives Zed his beer
Eh, ok. drink beer spits AW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
That was something Braum made.
Ugh, why does that guy always make the worst beer?
Hey, don't ask me. I think it's great.
Ah, Lucian. Here's your drink.
Thanks. drinks beer hurls beer can aside My mouth. SOMEONE GIVE ME WATER!!
Hey, don't look at me.
Try something else then, guys.
Sure. looks at menu Er, Braum, what's this......Blood Urn?
Ah, made by two fine gentlemen, Aatrox and Vladmir. Pure blood mixed with some fine wine.
Er...no thanks. I'm going now, how 'bout you guys?
Yeah, I think I'll drink my own beer. gets up and leaves
I'm staying here, thank you very much.
Ah, Rengar looking for you again?
Yeah. I took his necklace as a joke. Turns out a cat can get really pissed.
groan
I'll just go and try again. Maybe.
Eh, I'll stay here for a little more.
That's nice and all, but I'm going. See you guys later.
Yeah, I'll be taking my leave too.
Hello everyone. TheEmptyOne1 here. Please don't think I'm trying to copy lightdragon, my story is totally different from his. I am a fan of him though. Also note that this is not my first one. My first one was deleted somehow, some I guess this is my starting point. See y'all next time!
Revenge only comes once, so when it comes, make it last an eternity. "Don't you remember the good old days avarosa?" Said Lissandra, laying on the ground outside the Feljord Palace. "like those practice games I would whoop your slow behind at?" Replied Avarousa, carving out an arrow in the ice she sat at. "Well why don't we find out? You and me right now Avarousa!" lissandra questioned her ability to beat her this time. "I've been waiting for something fun anyway today's!" Laughed Avarousa.
They both stood across each other, making fierce eye contact, studying what eachother will do next. Held fast in Avarousa's hand was a bow that was fixed with an arrow. Lissandra had her hands ready to animate the ice she stood on. "Come on Liss! You always make the first move!" Lissandra raised her hand and cracked three shards out of the ice, which she quickly spun and flew at Avarousa. Avarousa raised her bow, which already was cocked with an arrow, and flew three arrows into the air toward the shards. The ice met with arrow and created a huge and beautiful ice show in the air. From the snow, Lissandra manipulated it around Avarousa, and then cast it onto her. Avarousa quickly fired an arrow toward Lissandra as the snow encompassed her. "I think you underestimate me sister!" Yelled Lissandra, who was completely unaware of the arrow making its way to her. It met with Liss and exploded an ice blast right into her face. It caught her off guard and sent her onto the ground. She quickly got up, only to see Avarousa right above her head. Liss quickly raised her hands and encompassed her in an ice toumb which was followed up with a claw made from ice. Avarousa's eyes turned blue as she made contact with Liss from inside the toumb. The ice faded away around Abarousa and she shot an arrow that was deep blue in color at Liss. Lissandra quickly teleported to the end of her claw, dodging the arrow. Avarousa turned around and pulled a different arrow from her quiver, aimed, and fired. Lissandra threw ice to try and stop it, but the arrow went right through it and hit Liss right in the abdomen. It froze her where she stood and Avarousa stepped up to her and aimed another arrow toward Lissandra. "I win." Whispered Avarousa.
I wan to start some freljord stories. Would love comments!
Full Metal Jayce should be going on sale soon, make sure to grab him while he's on sale now if you want the skin to get double the sales.
none of my friends are sale.....
How does teemo Q blind lee sin? 
pew pew 
ouch punch teemo wait! I blind you how did you hit me? im already blind you dog!
I wish there was a 'buy all the champs' bundle! :) I just dropped a large amount of money to get all the RP I'll need to get all the champs eventually due to the sweet sale recently, but having to wait until they all go on sale is as the weeks pass by is rough. Rito, help me!
