Champion and skin sale: 02.07 - 02.10

The Counselling Center for Overpowered and Overloaded Champions Subject # : 726687 Subject Name: Riven Status: Game-Breaking Bug Detected Preliminary Notes: Appointment made by Morgana to discuss the bug issue.

(Riven walks into Orianna's office) : Hello Riven, go ahead in and T Fate will talk with you. : T Fate? I thought my appointment was with Morgana? (Orianna just points to the door to the office) : (enters office) T Fate? (T Fate is sitting in Morgana's chair, feet kicked up on the desk, shuffling a deck of cards) : Welcome Riven, come on in. : What are you doing here? You work at the counselling center? : Part-time. Mostly I deal blackjack at the casino, but Morgana is on administrative leave and Master Yi is on medical leave, so they had to call me in. : Yi's on medical leave? : Yep, still waiting to be unbound from his chair. (Moves around to sit in the chair properly) But enough about them, let's talk about you. : I dunno. I don't wanna spill my issues to a blackjack dealer. : Well, then how bout playing some cards. No money, just for funsies. : Okay. (T Fate deals Riven 2 cards) : So, what's on your mind now? : I'm gonna win! (Lays down her cards) A king and a jack! : Oh, bummer for you then. (Lays down a queen and an ace) : Grr, I don't wanna play anymore. : Then let's talk about what's bothering you. (Riven sighs as T Fate gathers the cards and idly shuffles them) : Well, it all started with this bug or method thing where I could avoid CC. I was able to cast an ability right before cc-ed and basically ignore it. : Sounds irritating. Go ahead. : Well, Riot never disabled me for it, so people quickly began calling me names. Riot's favorite, broken champ for broken company. Saying that I was getting special treatment for my battle bunny skin. : Well, they do have a point. Champs have been disabled for less. And people are probably still wary about you since you're still recovering from the Shaco Syndrome. : But, other champs can do it too! Adrian Riven went and explained everything for people, but they still want me disabled for it. : Well Riven, want to know why? (Sets his cards on the desk and leans closer) : Why? Why? : Cause people hate you. You're too dang mobile and you beat the living daylights out of most everyone you run into. And you took animation cancel-ing and made it a skill instead of a bug. : I thought counsellors were supposed to make you feel all nice and fuzzy inside... : Most times yes. But there is no way to spin things to make it nice and fuzzy for you. : (grabs his deck of cards and throws them in his face) Fine! I'll keep this bug and next time I see you mid lane I'll camp you so hard we'll be able to roast marshmallows over your corpse! : (Finds a joker card and starts spinning it in hand) And that's why I'm only paid part-time.

sale prices are borked here. you've got top 2 switched with bottom 2 prices.

They really have to have champs with their skins on sale at the time. This is literally the first time I've seen a champ with its skin on sale at the same time.

Cottontail Fizz IS FOR 487 RIOT

NOT 260

I want warring kingdom katarina

My baby kog'maw is on sale and the third best skin for him is on sale <3

Give me Forsaken Jayce early sale, please Rito.

Only Riot rounds down the price to 487 from 975 halved :)

WTB: more Illaoi and Kindred Skins

Can u pls have arctic ops varus sale for next month pls [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Hahaha My Fizz skin