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New free champion rotation: Annie, Corki, Poppy and Braum!

Riot·6/28/2018, 1:49:13 AM·0 votes·10,897 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Annie - the Dark Child
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Braum - the Heart of the Freljord
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Tank
Corki - the Daring Bombardier
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Diana - Scorn of the Moon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Fiora - the Grand Duelist
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Jarvan IV - the Exemplar of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Lissandra - the Ice Witch
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Pantheon - the Artisan of War
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Poppy - Keeper of the Hammer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sejuani - Fury of the North
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sion - The Undead Juggernaut
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sivir - the Battle Mistress
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Thresh - the Chain Warden
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Vayne - the Night Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

2 Comments

King Dellron7/2/2018, 6:03:07 PM9 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: You Done Messed Up A-A-Trox

Aatrox "Haha, finally! I'm popular, good in ranked and players are happy with me. Turns out I don't need a VGU after all."

"Knock knock!"

Aatrox "Who's there?"

LeeSin "Corporate Lee Sin, let me in!"

Aatrox "Opens door." "What do you want?"

LeeSin "It's finally your turn for a full rework."

Aatrox "What, no! I don't want it anymore. People finally like me, I'm happy with who I am."

LeeSin "Sorry, don't care. You need to come with me."

Aatrox "NO! IT'S MY BODY, MY CHOICE! YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE HOW I LOOK OR PLAY!"

LeeSin "Not really, you gave up that choice when you joined the league."

Aatrox "Leave, NOW!"

LeeSin "We could have done this the easy way, but fine. It's only going to be more traumatic." "Pinches Aatrox's neck, knocking him out instantly."

LeeSin "How can I design a new kit for you? Your old one was so garbage, there is absolutely nothing to work with. Nothing unique, you have the most boring bland kit in history. Have you come up with any ideas?"

Aatrox "....."

LeeSin "Oh yeah, that's right. I paralyzed you. Well, let's just assume you didn't have anything to say. How about you Janna? Have you come up with anything to prevent him from being total garbage?"

Janna "You're assuming I give a crap?"

LeeSin "Screw it! I'll just rip-off another champion. You can't plagiarise yourself, right? Besides, I know a cold-hearted champion that needs to stop feeling so special."

Aatrox _"Sheds a tear." _

LeeSin "Don't lose the wings, what are you doing?"

Malzahar "What? I thought we agreed on total visual update. He doesn't need the wings does he?"

LeeSin "Well, I guess he only needs them for his ult. Dear Rito, Art Master Malzahar, what are we doing?"

Malzahar "Can he understand what I'm saying?"

LeeSin "Doesn't matter. He'll lose most of his memory in the rework process anyway."

Malzahar Well, I think we should lose the wings. What do you think, Janna?

Janna "Well, he agreed to this when he joined the League. He's outdated. We can do pretty much whatever we want to him."

Malzahar "We're losing the wings. I'll give him some temporary ones for his ult."

LeeSin "Snaps fingers." "Wake up buddy. It's all done."

Aatrox "Opens eyes and stares."

LeeSin "Welcome, how do you feel?"

Janna "I think you did something wrong. He's not doing anything."

Aatrox "Looks at hands." "What am I?"

LeeSin "See, it just takes a minute. You're Aatrox, a Darkin trapped within that sword. You take over the bodies of mortals and attempt to end the world."

Aatrox "So uh, I'm a transcendental being trapped inside cutlery?"

LeeSin "Not exactly how I would put it, but sure."

Aatrox "I need to learn more. I will return in two hours to kill you after I have figured myself out." "Jumps out window."

LeeSin "WAIT, YOU CAN'T JUST- And he's gone. Hang on, did he say was going to come back to kill me?"

Janna "Well, based on the way Corporate Jinx wrote him, it's very fitting for his character."

LeeSin "Well, now I'm kinda wishing I didn't decide to buff him already. Theres only one who can stop him in his current state. Can't believe I have to call her after all this time."

Two hours later:

Aatrox "Flys in through the window." "I remeber it all now. Suffer, as I suffer!"

LeeSin "He's really mad now. He's got his ult wings out."

Janna "When's that backup of yours getting here?"

LeeSin "She must not being coming. Guess she's still mad. Man, I hate that b-"

Riven "Walks in room." "Sentences like that are exactly why I left you. Now what do you need?"

LeeSin "You to kill that." "Points at Aatrox"

Riven "Fine, but I better get that ult cd buff you talked about."

Aatrox "Riven, dance, child! That broken blade is no match for me!"

Riven "Alright, lets dance."

An epic battle of multiple use abilities and constant dashing occurs. The two champion's fighting style is almost identical.

Riven "Seriously, Lee?"

LeeSin "What?"

Riven "You just ripped off my kit to rework him. I didn't know you could get any lazier. Unless you did it on purpose as some petty revenge on me?"

Janna "Depends, are you a cold-hea-"

LeeSin "Can we just focus on killing the demon please?"

Riven "Yeah, fine. Wait, where did-" "Gets stabbed and falls to the ground."

Aatrox "Now your body matches your blade, Riven. Broken and worthless!"

LeeSin "Alright, you wanna stab her? Thats fine, she deserves it. But I'm the only one who gets to call my ex-wife worthless. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" "Dragon's Rage kicks Aatrox out the window."

Riven "Dear Rito, you've killed him."

LeeSin "Nah, I made it so he can't die in his ult."

Riven "Of course you did." "Gets up."

LeeSin "What are you doing?"

Riven "Going to the hospital."

LeeSin "Do you need me to help you there? You did get stabbed in the stomach and are dripping blood everywhere."

Riven "You didn't help me when we were married and I don't need your help now that we're not. Just add a health regen buff to me as well and I'll be fine." "Limps out of the office."

LeeSin "You know, even when she's bleeding out. She's still hot as hell."

Janna "Sigh"