New free champion rotation: Yasuo, Riven, Lulu and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Straight Outta Arkham

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE ESCAPED?"

"I just got a call from the, ahem, you know where. They said that on of the experiments has gotten out of its cage and they can't find it."

"WELL, WHICH ONE GOT-"

"YOU!!!!"

"AW HELL NO! THAT'S THE ONE THAT GOT OUT?"

"I'm going to take one of my vacation days. So, good luck with this. I'll be in Tahiti. I'll bring you back a snow globe, if you live."

"What? You can't just say you are taking on of your vacation days and walk away without giving advance notice."

"Actually, she can."

"WHY! Well, at least you are here to-"

"Disapears."

"You are going to pay for your evils."

"Hey, Lucie. I just wanted to say again that I'm sorry. I don't want you mad at me, I didn't know that increasing your Q's mana cost would upset you so-"

"What are you talking about? I could never be mad at you. You are my best friend in the whole world. You've got to save me, that creature wants my intestines."

"Whoa, I don't value your opinion of me that much. You are going to have to solve your own-"

"How could anyone befriend this monster? You must be just as foul. Then you will both suffer the same fate. I shall cut you into pieces and stitch them onto each other. Like what you did to my friends."

"What the f-"

"Time to go, time to go, TIME TO GO!"

"I know just who can help us."

Meanwhile:

"And that is why you should bow before my rule."

"Yeahhhhhhh, the mess is over there."

"INFIDEL! I AM NOT SOME JANITOR TO BE PUSHED AROUND BY YOU! I'm just taking this job till I get back on my feet. It's expensive being a god."

"elp."

"Did you hear something?"

"SOMEONE HELP US!"

"Please don't come in here, please don't come in here."

"Bursts into room." "WHERE'S SONA!"

"Her and Corporate Gnar went out for covfefe, or something like that."

"They went out for what?"

"No idea. But you should really stop relying on Sona whenever you are in trouble. She's not into you."

"But she's the most overpowered one at the office."

"More potential acolytes? Perfect. You all need to worship me, I am simply-"

"LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE CHEMTECH TUBES SHOVED UP YOUR-"

"You dare interrupt a god. BLASPHEMY! FUS RO-" "Gets stabbed through the chest."

"Hehehehe, gods don't exist."

"Ughhh, give me a minute. Then you'll be sorry."

"Now, where did that monster get to?"

"Alright, just stay under here. He can't see us if we don't move."

"I can see, hear, and smell you."

"Guess we'll have to fight him ourselves. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!"

"HYAAAAAA!!!!"

"WHY ISN'T HE DYING?"

"I built a Death's Dance."

"Stares angrily at Corporate Lee Sin."

"Look, I'm sorry okay. But maybe you should have built grievous wounds?"

"Now I'm going to gut you like how your scientists gutted my wife."

"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SECRET PROJECT ARE YOU WORKING ON!"

"You wouldn't believe the horrors I have seen. And he's doing it all just for-" "Head flys off."

"Shaking fist." "Wooo, just needed a minute to regenerate my strength. No one disrespects a god."

"OH COME ON! He was just about to tell us what's in the box."

"See, told you I would save us. My job here is done. If you want to thank me, I'll be in my office. Deciding if Gangplank needs another beating with the nerf bat."

"I've got paperwork to do. Godfist Lee Sin, please clean up this rotting body. I think his chemicals are melting through the floor."

"I AM NOT-"

"Heres a little extra if you put him in the back of my van and never tell anyone about it."

"Stares at stack of money." "Right away sir."

Meanwhile:

"I can't believe it's just a typo. I thought it was some exciting new drink that everyone had heard about except me. I just didn't want to be out of the loop again."

"..."

"Same thing happened to me. By the time I found about the unicorn drink, they stopped selling them."

"..."

"Yeah, you're right, they probably weren't worth it."

TFW no

Maybe if we make her a meme Riot will put her up

Riven and Yasuo free two weeks in a row?

pls i want to play him

There are 12 champs in rotation in that list. Yasuo and Riven are in there and they're from last week. Double check they're supposed to be there still.

have a nice guess who won't touch Blind Pick this week

maybe died so they never put kled into here

where is she???

First

Riot is already hinting on the order and chaos event-Yasuo and Riven are free

Reading : "Yasuo, Riven, Lulu and more"

Well then. Only ranked this week.

Why is yasuo free for two rotations in a row????? I was happy to get rid of all these feeders in my games but now you guys make us suffer through it a second time? Thanks riot.

Can you just die? Illaoi's boyfriend FRIKIN BARRELS EVERYWHERE Do people even play this champ? When she calculates that ult Does people even play this champ? (Seriously, hes underrated) I wont say no skill champ, now she takes skill. I miss old full attack speed WHY AM I A RABBIT Uh oh. Here come the noobs GET. OUT. OF. MY. JUNGLE. Uh oh. Here come the noobs

REK'SAI OR THRESH ALREADY PLEASE! JESUS! WE HAVEN'T HAD THEM FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS!!! .....and i want to try them before I buy them cus i only have 1 refund leffttttt..... "fades away into all the other ignored comments" [slayer-jinx-unamused]

pls

this champion is just rocked

I just wanna play him someday...

want zed

Now I can finally see if actually has a cooldown for his ultimate.

It said his cooldown was 0 seconds but I'm skeptical.

I want to play blind to fight against another braum and laugh, but i might fight a lulu, riven, or yasuo ;-;

omg is donald trumps daughter bcuz her ult is to build a wall