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Skarner why are you not fighting?
Well what can I do? Hit him with my tail? Or my chainsaws while he floating 50 FEET IN THE AIR!!!
**Hahahahahahaha. You fools can't even touch me. **
Thunk
OW!! What the heck was that?
That would be me.
Did you just throw a frisbee at me?
FRISBEE!? This is my crossblade.
Looks more like a frisbee to me than that thing over there looking like a can-opener.
HEY! Again? Really?
**I'm just saying what I see. **
Thunk
OW!! Stop that. That is really annoying.
.....
Thunk
**THAT'S IT!!! Though it would only take a spark of my magic to kill you little girl, you will feel my full power. Eye of Destruction!!!! **
Sivir!!
Oh S----
BOOM!!!
Why does everyone hate me?
It's ok Amumu, me and Tibbers like you.
You do?
Ya, want to come to my tea party with Tibbers and me?
Really? That would be great! Thank you so much for being my friend!
At the "Tea Party"
Tibbers must really like the cookies he ate 27 of them!
That's why I made 40!
Is someone coming because you saved four seats!
Yeah, Caitlyn,Vi, Sona and Irelia are coming. Yay!
I am here and delighted to be here.
Ya, ya, I heard there was cookies.
Ya here you go!
Hi, my beautiful friends. I am here and I hope you will be delighted with my music.
Hey Annie, I hope I wasn't too late...
No it's fine, come sit.
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that, no,no,no it can't be...
Jinx is here (sigh)
It's all fine, I will just be right back, me anad tibbers need to use the bathroom. hehehe.
That sounded suspicious.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back and Jinx um, she left...
What did you do????
I got Tibbers to hug her...
Oh Annie...
Dammit, I just bought Mordekaiser, Rumble, Yasuo, Uncle Ryze, Rune Wars Renekton, AND Little Knight Amumu yesterday!!
Champion Failures (Teaser): Hey guys - this is just to see if anyone likes my idea. While reading one of lightdragoon's stories, I had a sudden image of Malzahar trying to be a Seer (a person who uses crystal balls and tea leaves to tell the future) and failing miserably. Here's what i got:
Hello, fellow Prophet, I am here to apply for a job as Seer.
Note: 
will represent the Seer, since there is no Seer champion.
Oh, hello there, come on in.
Fifteen minutes later
Malhazar ..
It's Malzahar, human!
Malzahar, I apoligize, but you do not have the makings of a Seer.
But I'm the Prophet of the Void!
Yes, but Seer and Prophet are two different occupations. Well, if you believe you can do it, then channel your thoughts into the crystal ball before you, and tell me what you see!
thinks - Channel? I'm a master at that!
initiates Nether Grasp, which instead of touching the crystal ball, latches onto the Seer
Stop it, I beg you! Please stop! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few moments later
What just happened?
sees Seer lying dead on the floor (please note that while most champs do not die from Nether Grasp, ordinary humans cannot survive it at all)
Oh no, what have I done?!?
leaves room in a hurry, not bothering to examine the crystal ball, in which he would have seen an image portraying the murder of the Seer
That's it! If you like my small attempt at writing, please post a champion and occupation that they would fail at, and I'll try to write something. If you do not like this, that's fine. Thanks for reading!
Anyone have an idea of when will go on sale? I'd buy him at full price right now, but I know he's due to be on sale soon and with my luck he'll go on sale the day after I buy him.
Embrace the darkness.
Embrace the lightness.
I said embrace the darkness.
Well I said embrace the LIGHTNESS!
DARKNESS!
LIGHTNESS!
We need to solve this.
Who is someone who might be able to decide by fairness?
Karma?
Karma it is.
Why are you so bright?
Why are you so dark?
Point taken.
I see your spirits have a question for me...
Ya, ya which is better, lightness or darkness???
Spirits have their ways, they choose, not me.
I get it.
I don't someone tell me what she says, we need a Karma to English dictionary.
She means people go their own ways.
I must rest and see the spirits, may peace be with you...
Where is that dictionary?
We need more people...
Riven who taught you how to do that?
What do you mean?
That wind slash!
My master taught me it...
WHO IS YOUR MASTER!!!!
That is none of which you should know...
HE FRAMED ME!!!!!
There was more than I who was taught by his ways.
WHO FRAMED ME???????????????
That is not for me to share!
why??????
I was swore to never tell...
BY WHO??????
I have told you too much, I must go now.
NO!!!!
I must, good bye now...
THIS IS NOT OVER!!!!!
why is j4 on sale for 616 Rp?
WOO HOO Yasuo is gonna go on sale :D. I can finally use my leftover RP
is still out of my reach.... by 87 RP 
Gonna start posting my first story starting tomorrow... It will be the story of Teemo... During his transition to Omega Squad Teemo and his hardened mind. I hope you all enjoy! 
Galactic Azir on Sale Soon????????
Ultimate Repeated Firearms
Anyone know when Myrmidon 
is gonna go on sale?
Have 
on sale plz
Can we have the Atlantean Syndra skin on sale pleeeaaassse.
Who's better rumble or vayne?
is Awesome just bought the little dude and i already like him
Anyone know if a Riven skin is going to be on sale anytime soon?
Jellyben4/9/2015, 7:10:04 PMwhen will lissandra be in the half prices again ?
