New free champion rotation: Graves, Singed, Blitzcrank and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Project: Family Dinner
(No free rotation post last week, was scary.)
"Hey guys, we made it!"
"Oh, this place is so, low-tech."
"Who cares, I'm only interested in that dinner."
"Oh, this year you three actually decided to show up?"
"Yi! Don't be rude. We are glad you three could make it."
"Could have made it the other times we invited them too."
"Yeah, and we all could have made it the first year when Yasuo invited everyone."
"I remember that. It went viral all over the internet. Papaw looked so sad."
"We all received death threats for that post. Who cares if he made us two burgers a piece."
"Huh, what? is it time to carve the turkey?"
"Not now papaw, we'll wake you up when it's time."
"I'm starving, screw waiting for the people who are late."
"Ekko! It's thinking like that that caused this family to break apart in the first place."
"Fine. I'll be right back."
"Walks into other room."
"Wait, you can't just leave without-"
"Loud explosion comes from the living room."
"Ekko! I swear to Rito if you just chronobreaked in my living room I am going to beat your ass!"
"Dammit, meant to do that outside."
"Nice one Ekko, you blew up the living room."
"What the hell man. What did you do that needed you to go back in time anyway?"
"You told me I couldn't eat yet, so I went to get a grilled cheese."
"You did not eat right before our big family dinner."
"Don't worry, I will still be hungry enough to eat plenty of-"
"That's it, come here! I am going to beat you!"
"Begins hitting Project: Ekko with bow."
"OW! OW! THAT HURTS! OW!"
"STOP ACTING LIKE A SPOILED BRAT IN FRONT OF THE FAMILY!"
"I should have come to this sooner. Y'all wild."
"I'm so sorry, we're not usually like this."
"This is pretty mild, to be honest."
"Opens front door." "Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Also, I brought my boyfriend, I assume none of you mind."
"Sticks out hand." "Corporate Lee Sin, nice to-"
"Cuts Corporate Lee Sin's forearm off." "Get this Corporate filth out of my house."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"YI! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING AN OUTSIDER TO MY TABLE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"I CAN BRING WHOEVER I DAMN WANT TO THIS TABLE, YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright sweety, calm down. I'll bandage it up now. I have a spare arm in my room, we can put it on after dinner."
A few minutes later.
"Well, maybe if you didn't cut new people's arms off you would have more friends."
"Alright, I got him all patched up for now. No thanks to any of you."
"Then why is he still here?"
"Because we are going to eat dinner like civilized Projects."
"Babe, why don't we just go get some dinner from Taco Censer? Just the two of us? While I still have most of my limbs."
"Pokes Corporate Lee Sin in the back with a knife." "I said, we are staying for dinner. And no one is going to cut anything but the turkey."
"What! Is it carving time yet?"
"Almost, we just have to say grace."
"Grace, oh she got ground into pulp years ago. Was riding a train when suddenly it turned into a genocidal robot with very little room for passengers."
"No papaw, they want you to say grace."
"Just stares at him."
"The blessing!"
"Oh yes, right."
"Everyone bows their heads."
"Play as a team, win as a team. Don't rage, blame or tear people down. Make friends on the Rift. Never feed intentionally and don't give up the fight. Lead the way for newbies, be helpful."
"Papaw, that's the Summoners Code, not-"
"Gets hit by bow."
"Shhhhhhhh."
"And always Keep your account information private."
"Amen."
"Amen."
"Looks at Corporate lee Sin angrily."
"Lets eat!"
"Sigh." "They removed my mouth when I got turned into a project."
A few minutes of eating later:
"So that's why I don't drink more than one bottle of wine a day anymore."
"Boy, I think I can outdo that story. I was quite the rebel when I was younger."
"Luckily, you grew out of that phase, still waiting for someone else to."
"Oh, you really think I don't know who you're talking about? This isn't a phase."
"What else would you call dating this soft skin? You are just trying to rebel against your family."
"THATS NOT TRUE! We are serious."
"I sure hope not. No project of mine is going to marry anyone like that. You know what I always say."
"The family that sleeps together, stays together."
"I don't want to marry someone who isn't in my family! UNLIKE YOU INCEST OBSESSED FREAKS!"
"Sips water."
"Snores."
"Name calling is not allowed at this table. You are excused!"
"GREAT, I DON'T WANT TO EAT WITH YOU ANYWAYS! Come on honey, let's leave!"
"You've tainted Katarina, soft skin. Don't think I'm done with you."
"What have I gotten myself into."
"Walks outside with Project: Katarina."
"Excuse me, I was told there would be a killing here. And it seems the prime target has just left the building. Are we going to hunt him down?"
"Huh, what? is it time to carve the turkey?"
"We already ate the turkey papaw."
"I didn't...."
Sees Janna Sees her skill level as 7/10 Me: Laughs uncontrollably
Why is Janna's difficulty 7/10 and Lee Sin's only 6/10
Why are there six junglers on this rotation?
Graves, Hecarim, J4, Lee, Nunu, and Rek'Sai
I know a couple of them CAN be played elsewhere, but these six are primarily junglers.
what level do i get the free rotation nowadays*[cass-cry]*
Why Ashe? Don't you give it for free in early levels of the game? Why waste a slot after Ashe? Jesus Riot!
Almost falling asleep in class.... Save me
Should Ashe, Garen, and Brand still be in free rotation if they're being given to new players automatically?
? graves again lol
when is this becoming live? after how many hours?
Where'd this week's rotation go? (week of 11/21 - 11/27)
Are we gonna ignore the pawpaw reference here?
