Champion and skin sale: 10.21. - 10.24.

What are you doing with my Shurima creatures?

** If you want them back, then be my guest, but they won’t listen to anyone now. **

I highly doubt that little toy.

**TOY!? I am the next stage in evolution! **

…How cute. Anyway ATTENTION CREATURES OF SHURIMA!!!

!!!!

Return to Shurima right now and begin rebuilding my empire.

Kill…kill…kill.

Did I stutter? I have given you an order, now MOVE!!

!? Yes sir.

They’re actually listening to him.

**I better leave. BATTLECAST RETREAT!!! **

Yes Master!!

You guys aren’t going anywhere

Activating emergency smoke screen

cough cough damn it, after them.

Wait!!

Why are you stopping us?

You are too injure and we have no idea what kind of traps they have. Let them go for now, we need to treat the wounded.

But…

He right Lucian. We can take them out another day.

Ok. Let us help you guys then.

We appreciate it

*Days later at Shadow Isle *

Sorry again about your shovel Yorick.

It is no problem, it can be repaired with time, I am just glad it is back with me.

I am just wondering what Azir is doing with my people

I wouldn’t worry about that, when a ghoul summoned by the shovel gets too far from it, they disappear back to the other side. They didn’t get far.

Meanwhile in Shurima

……WHERE THE **** IS EVERYONE!!!!!!!?

Back to Shadow Isle

As a thank you for all your work Skarner I have a reward for you. If you ever want to talk to your family, come visit me, I can summon them for a short time. I know how it is to be the last of a family.

** Thanks Yorick**

I’m happy for you Skarner

Thanks Jayce

We have something to give you guys as well. For helping us rebuild our home after Viktor attack, here are some back-stage passes for our next Pentakill concert. I can guarantee you it will be a good concert with only a small amount of people dying this time.

Don’t you mean…Garen-tee?

……………

…

I’m taking your pass back.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Everyone (but Garen) laughing

Zaun

……

Is everything alright master? You been watching the recording of Battlecast Xerath fight against Azir for 2 days now.

**Personally I wish he delete it. I rather not remember this. ** …I must admit his power is impressive, but to laugh at my evolution and calls me a mere toy is not something I can let slide.

**Master? **

** I got all the data I need from this. It is time for an upgrade my Battlecast soldiers. Once we are ready we will be heading for Shurima to collect our next Battlecast “volunteer”**

The End?

Edit: This is the last part of my story. I will not be doing anymore stories for a while. I may do another one someday, but I got to decided what to do it on and think out a full story first. Hoped you all enjoyed it.

Now..WHERE IS MY BATTLECAST SKARNER SKIN RIOT!!!!

Rengars E is called Bola Strike. E Bola. Rito knew all along.

Walmart Talon strikes again

The scary looking champs are on sale this week😱

HARROWING SKINS ALREADY

Tap, Tap, Tap. Her footsteps were as loud as a pin on the forest floor as she ran through the night. She had been dressing up for a special encounter, but that would have to wait. The threat posed was to great to ignore. Her reputation far preceded her, and even though her line of work was generally more supernatural, she believed this case demanded an exception. The Spider Queen's reign of terror had gone on long enough. The information had been delivered by an interesting source. For some time she had suspected his betrayal of Noxus, but she didn't believe it until Renegade Talon (260 RP) actually appeared at her doorstep to supply her with news. After recovering from his shock at her appearance, he told her his tale. He had been stalking a Noxian party through the shadow isles, waiting for the moment to strike down the leader when he saw a congregation lead by Elise (487 RP). The source of her power had always been a subject of curiosity, so using his talents, he endeavored to find out. What he saw horrified him, and he knew that she must be stopped. With this in mind, Heartseeker Vayne (487 RP) knew she needed the best team. The ever willing Full Metal Rammus (487 RP) pledged his aid, even promising to don his best and most protective suit for the occasion, as well as the monolith completely opposed to agents of disharmony. Malphit (292 RP). The plan was simple, she would go ahead using her skills as the night hunter to scout. She would then report to Full Metal Rammus and Malphite, who would dash into the fight, causing a distraction while she took the shot with her silver arrow. As she approached the cave, she saw something that sickened her. "Trundle...." (440 RP) she muttered. "So then we agree," said Trundle "you will pledge your powers and your followers to our cause during the war." "Yes," she replied, "go tell Lissandra that the might of the spider god stands behind her in all it's terrible glory." This added an extra complication, but it was too late to go back. She headed back to alert her companions of the new danger, but Full Metal Rammus was unfazed. In fact, his only response was a cool "OK". That being said, it was time to strike. Heading in first, Malphite smashed into the cave wall, blocking off the entrance to delay interference from the spider God. He then turned to engage a dazed Trundle. Coming in from behind, Full Metal Rammus dashed in, taunting the trundle into madly attacking him while his metal spikes were extended. Then came Heartseeker Vayne. She silently rolled into the battle, and Elise didn't see her until the heavy bolt condemned her to the cave wall. "You better hope your Spider God's magic is as great as you believe," said Heartseeker Vayne, "because this is going to hurt." Loading up the silver bolt, she fired straight for the heart, but Trundle raised a wall of ice just in time, shaving off half the bolt. The half that hit did damage, but not enough to kill. Freeing herself from the bolt pinning her to the wall, Elise swapped into spider form, launching exploding spiders at her opponents to confuse them, then climbed up on a web into the trees to escape. Following her lead, trundle created an arena of ice and sprinted straight out. Full Metal Rammus was ready to follow but Heartseeker Vayne put a hand on his shoulder and told him to stop. "We've done our job, they won't be bothering anyone for a good while." They also had some good intel to take back to Damacia about the impending Freljordian invasion.

It has been 160 days since was put on sale. Almost 2 months longer than any other champion and those champions are on multiple sales. If you are going to hold out on putting him on sale you can give an explanation. I really don't care for the " We aren't permitted to give out any information concerning game updates" response your support team is fond of. I would like to know simply if you are putting him on sale soon. I don't want to know about nerfs/buffs/hidden mustache secrets. A simply Yes we are or No we aren't will do.

Hey everyone, I've been out of the loop for a while. Does Lord Morius still do stories, or has he stopped?

RITO PLS, I'm throwing money at my monitor but nothing is happening

we need new skin

If riot could make the drum solo that imagine dragons did at worlds the countdown music I would be happier than with a

WOW i just bought Full Metal Rammus full price...

PLEASE NEW ZED SKIN

Don't Buy the skin, ITS A TRAP

To all of those curious: Don't click any skin links. They're either viruses or you're giving them illegal versions of the skins.

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Hi guys,i need some help here,i need literally 1 rp for heartseeker vayne,i have 486 i need 487,this isnt a joke,even if it was what will u lose if u tell me something helpful,Help me pls.BibleThump