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Lord Moriuz225 votesBrand walked through the post-apocalyptic wasteland [375 RP], his mask protecting him from the toxic fumes that emanated from the dead soil below his feet.
He hadn't seen another living creature in years, apart from the huge cockroaches which infested the ruined buildings of the forgotten cities. They reminded him him of a fully stacked Cho'Gath after Lulu (487 RP) used his ult on him.
As he remembered this, he suddenly saw a strange, floating circle in the distance. He approached it with caution, one fireball on each hand. If he had learnt something after surviving in this hell for so many years was that he could never be "too careful".
The circle levitated, slowly and gently bobbing up and down, as the radioactive sand whirled around it.
"I know you," said Brand, his voice muffled behind his mask, "I haven't seen you since season 2... Zilean".
Shurima Desert Zilean (487 RP) turned around. He looked as old as always.
"Brand," he said in a slow, boring voice, "it's been so many years."
"You can travel through time... Why didn't you stop all this from happening?"
Zilean twisted his old, dusty lips into a smile.
"My dear Brand... You can't change the past."
Brand suddenly felt lost. He finally met another human after so many years of wandering alone... And not just a human, but a person who could travel through time... Only to be told that their situation was hopeless.
"Can you at least send me back? To a better place... And a better time?"
Zilean shook his head.
"No. But I can send you somewhere else. You see, there's one tree left in this world... Two people are trying to plant it, but they haven't succeeded yet. If you help them out, then maybe... Just maybe... You can save the world."
Zilean put Brand into some sort of magical bubble, and everything around him faded away.
Suddenly, Brand was standing in the middle of an empty sand field. A different one from where he had been. All these years had taught him to identify even the slightest difference in ground and sand colour.
Then he saw someone who had been feared as being "too OP" back in the day.
"Ka... Kassadin?" He whispered to Deep One Kassadin (260 RP), who stood in front of him.
"What the... Where did you come from?"
"It's ok, I'm here to help. You need to plant a tree, right?"
"Yes. Morgana (292 RP) has been trying to root him for a while, but he keeps dodging her Q."
Brand began wondering many things in that moment. What was wrong with Kassadin? Did all these years make him crazy? None of what he had just said made any sense at all.
But then it all did.
Maokai (440 RP) was running around, zig zagging, as Morgana kept trying to bind him with her spell.
"Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me," said Brand as he rolled his eyes, and really quickly comboed Maokai and stunned him.
"NOW!" Yelled Kassadin, and Morgana cast her Dark Binding.
"NOOO!!! You idiots!!! Leave me alone!" Yelled Maokai, as his feet clasped the ground, roots coming out of them and deep into the soil.
Kassadin tossed a bucket of water at him, to extinguish Brand's flames (it would've been pretty funny if Brand had burnt the last tree on earth).
Maokai fought for a while, but he eventually gave up and stood there, motionless as a tree.
"What now?" Asked Brand.
"Now... We wait."
fiveslash14 votesyour stories are too op!
Lord Moriuz33 votesYou can't spell Lord Moriuz without OP!
Oh, nvm, you can D:
oCake17 votesu cn wiff mah gremmer skils
CharlesKaiminus16 votesI guess Lord Moriuz and teach you how to be a proGRAMMAR, eh? aw screw you that was funny.
Chodmeister64 votesAll hail Lord Moriuz, may he someday quit his job as a teacher and work at Rito in the Lore department.
Bidentra1 votes[deleted]
Kenki10 voteshm... let me see... right click on link, inspect element, it says unsafe/proxy link. go fk yourself and maybe you'll learn.
SladeXD5 votesit says that for every link put on here. riot has a safety message they bring up no matter what you click so therefore its coded into every link posted
Whoadats Cray2 votesany confirmation if this is legit or now?
Repugnancy4 votesye lele
fluppy114 votesBe a book writer
MagicIsBest11 votesAuthor?
Identity5 votesYay! New, exciting story!
How is your teaching these days, Lord Moriuz?
Nicholaas3 votesyour lore's are the best man, keep it up! i love how you can make stories out of any random champion and skin sales. 
Wet Corn4 votesI would love to play just one game of league with you haha :P 
Lord Moriuz8 votesAdd me and let's play an all for one mirror mode "all Yasuo".
I don't even want to play that mode anymore cause everyone chooses Blitzcrank, Nidalee and Lux EVERY SINGLE GAME. But if we play an all Yasuo, I'm up for it.
Ardond6 votesI always get someone to choose Yorick, ANGRY MOB UNTITE
VentusDragoon19 votes-Ahem.- Lovely, story, but I noticed one error.... "Lulu (487 RP) used his ult "
Lulu is a he now. That is all. rolls away
Lord Moriuz16 votesAw dammit >_<
It was a typo. Too bad I can't edit anymore, otherwise I'd fix it =(
Rockstrcrash3 votesits ok, it can be hard to tell with yordles.
l Call Carry76 votesriot pls....we need another schedule for skin sales
Ephidel4 votesAgreed. 
I see no negatives to doing that from now on.
XZzadX5 voteswell it depends on their results, they might find sales went up due to the fact ppl knew the skins were going to be 50% off, that doesn't mean they made as much money as they usually would, seeing as they are ppl who would pay for the skin at 975 or 1350, but becuz of the schedule, they will wait until the skin is cheaper (which most ppl do anyway) but in that case Riot loses out, so it all depends on what their research shows
GGSenpai6 votesYeah, So I can know when to buy RPs.
Adiuva19 votesAs much as I would like one as well, the reason they are not doing it this month is because they have to collect and compile the data from last months chart. Sales, RP Purchases, etc. Assuming they went as well as expected, there will definitely be one next month.
Lord Moriuz16 votes
Devi Siva3 votesI think it's all a lie, a plot to prolong the "When's 
VU" Conspiracy, as to why Rito will not answer? we'll never know...
I Main Swain6 votestaric needs a complete rework, not just a vu
ShanerMan25 votesRito, Please make a schedule for July skins!!!
sjbftw10 votesI would love for the champs IP rates would be lowered
Miniruto8 votesi think i speak for all league players out here: I would greatly appreciate a june schedule of the sales. It really helped me to know if i wanted to spend 6300 ip on someone or wait a couple weeks. Before you guys came out with the may schedule there were always people complaining that they just bought that skin or champ, me included. Please riot put out schedules.
XxGalexX8 votesI read Derp One Kassadin ._.
Identity3 votesDerp.
That word is so viral, it replaces anything close to reading something as derp.
The UnRedeemed7 votesSchedule Please Riot. Dont put me in 
s. You don't know how much, it helps us. We can save up our money, and get champs that we really want, other than, wanting an "ok" champ when they are on sale. And then, the next week, your favorite champ, 
, is on sale. Just please, put back the schedules.
fiveslash4 votes.............. master Yi is only 450 ip, very cheap compared to champions like Vi and Jinx who cost 6300, they are the ones that should be bought with your rp, but I don't control you, spend your rp how ever dumbly you want.
Captobviouz8 votesIt took me four weeks playing 10 hours a day to save enough for Yi. Give the man a break if he wants to buy him.
Lord Moriuz10 votesOne of my ex-coworkers was new to the game and bought Ashe with RP
Mr Kuzco6 votesWhen I first started I played 
with the tutorial. I thought ok, she seem good. I then bought her with the 300 RP at level 3. BIGGGG mistake, that was a use of one of my 3 refunds.
PS. Not saying Ashe is terrible (So don't flame at me), just saying there are better thing to get with the 300 RP.
The UnRedeemed2 votesIt was sarcasm, i'm sorry if you didnt understand. Gosh, let me 
my self.
AND, I don't spend RP dumbly. I never bought any.
The WHOLE POINT, for my speech, was so that i could plan on when to get it, and not waste it like you had said. :D . But, i do have amazing friends and a youtube, that do help me get some of my skins. Thank You for your time..
The UnRedeemed1 votes^
Furyful Fawful5 votesDid you really "^" your own comment... Just... Wow.
Kraken9x26 votesThat sandwich I've been looking for isn't here again. How disappointing. If only I knew when it would be coming in the near future...
Sniff this unit6 votes Buy his skin and I bet he can bring it to you.
magic pole6 voteswhere's our June schedule?
SirCharlesHenry6 votesive been waiting for sale for ever now honestly over almost 6 months since champ been on sale while others have been on sale twice before him
