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#A Corporate Matter Episode: Like Trying To Catch Smoke With Your Bare Hands

In case you missed it, here is a link to last week's teaser.

"I'm starting to think you been making a fool of me. We been waiting for this student of yours to come kill us for hours. He better show up soon, because Skaarls getting real hungry and she ain't ever tasted no shadow before."

"Gulp." "Kayn will come for me, I'm sure."

"Let's hope, cause I had to pay all my guards over time for this and some have already gone home to see their "families," cowards. WHO'S STILL HERE? ROLECALL!"

"Guard tree reporting in!"

"Guard Dog ready to kill!"

"Here!"

"Guard Ninja is still reluctant to do this."

"Guard Fish just wants a McMuffin."

"Guard Darkin is bored."

"Guard Darkin? I don't remember hiring a Guard Darkin."

"Last month sir, something about wanting the embodiment of war to work for you. You drank quite a bit of mushroom juice."

"Oh yeah, right."

"Okay."

"Guard Viking ready to blow a 5-0 start."

"Guard Rat could be eating pizza with Corporate Jinx right now."

"Guard Cat ready to get stabby."

"Dear Rito, how many guards did I hire?"

"Guard Dragon wants his pay day."

"Guard Voidborn ready to feast."

"Is this why my paychecks recently have only contained about three dollars and fifty cents?"

"I've tried to tell you this sir."

"Guard troll here to smash!"

"Guard Kled ready for blood!"

"GUARD KLED?! OH HELL NO, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KLED IN THIS OFFICE! YOU ARE FIRED"

"But, how am I supposed to feed me Skaarl?"

"GET, OUT!"

"Yes sir." "Walks out in shame."

"Guard Gargoyle ready and waiting."

"ALRIGHT, WE GET IT. STOP THE ROLE CALL! I need to stop drinking so much mushroom juice."

"Guard Bear can bearly w- WAH AH AHHHHHH!"

"Hang on, what happened to that one, the bear? Someone, go check on him."

"HE'S DEAD! HIS BODY HAS BEEN-" "Gets a knife through his head."

"These guards are useless. Leona, remind me to fire most of them so that I stop wasting my money."

"Can do sir."

"Also, remind to drink less mushroom juice and to stop making decisions after I down a bottle."

"I've tried, sir."

"Give me Zed and all this can be over. Don't, and I will continue to kill you all one by one."

"How about instead I smash your-" "A shadow swoops down and breaks his neck."

"I mean, I'm an unstoppable egomaniacal dragon and I think we should give him what he want's before-" "Just plain dies."

"I have grown bored of this establishment. I am leaving, who wishes to wise up and join me."

"We do!"

"Okay."

"I'm going to get pizza with my owner."

"They all attempt to walk out of the building. But an explosion of shadows hits them. When it fades away, all that's left are their skeletons."

"I trained them all on proper spacing. But they weren't listening and look what happened. One grenade aced em."

"No one leaves until I get what was stolen from me."

"Stolen? Zed, what is he talking about?!"

"I don't have the foggiest."

"Boy, you better start talking or I'ma give you to him."

"Alright, alright. So the Noxians found an ancient and powerful demon scythe. I sent Kayn to destroy it. A power like that should never be wielded by man. Instead, he did what I told him not to and attempted to control it. But it was too much and I saw he was losing. So I took it while he was asleep and came here. Now he is very very angry."

"Whats that, a student finds an ancient locked away power. His master warns him not to use it but he does anyway and now the student wants to kill the master. Doesn't this sound at all familiar to you?"

"No, not really."

"Really, you don't think this is some sort of cosmic justice for past sins?"

"What, the thing with your father? This is a completely different situation. I don't even have kids."

"And you never will be able to after I'm done with you."

"That's it, quit hiding in the shadows like a damn coward and COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"

"Can't do, guess you will have to come into the shadows with me."

"Alright, you asked for it. no one can hide from my CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"

"Now the fun begins."

"There you are, I've locked on, nothing can stop me now."

"You sure about that?" "Phases into wall."

"OH, WHAT THE-" "Phases into wall after him."

"Let's see you get out of there without my shadow step."

"This doesn't feel right. GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

"Now that he's occupied, you boys ready to have some fun?"

"This is going to be a real party."

"Of murder."

"A murder party."

"You alright there buddy, you seem to be having a stroke or something."

"Aatrox, oh this is going to be so much fun. You do know the scythe he stole from me is Rhaast."

'What, really? Small world after all. But Rhaast is insane, even for me. I ain't letting him take the Darkin spotlight."

"Yes, I know, traitors all of them. No, I won't hesitate. Soon, I will have you."

"Now tell me, WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS!"

To be continued:

I like ur story King Dellron

Poppy instead of Leona ?

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Where's Leona? Its Poppy instead of her.

Glad to see Aatrox getting some love, both in the rotation and the story

Ooo jhin :)

First

Hello yall

Never hav e i ever seen Such a Beautiful Champ Rotation before

good champ rotation

Man i just bought zed

PSA

It is confirmed that is planned to be on free rotation on early August!

Poppy is not Leona

very nice

I literally thought we had Leona like 2 weeks ago lol Soraka's back after 7 weeks tho, that's pretty fast

No comment. Why does she have a bar indicator when she has a swirly thing? When the 4th shot lands perfectly ew Sure wish Diana was here. I could've made a perfect Pokemon joke. Just play or ULT PLZ SURPRISE BUTTSEX Honestly, i don't get Zac now Rich boy Redmercy pays Riot to put Zed on Rotation (Sorry, I know this joke is stupid)

Please do Lee Sin next. I want to know which one is better for me, Zed or Lee, so that I can buy them. Plus, Riot never put them on Champ Rotation for a LONG time.

gotta love free champs [slayer-jinx-wink]