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Here are this week's free champions:
#A Corporate Matter Episode: A Real Odyssey
"Hello, is this thing working? Stupid piece of- Oh, it is on. Hi, I'm-"
"What are you doing Jinx?"
"Well, since someone, not naming names, shoved my camera out the trash disposal. I have to film a new recruitment video!"
"Sigh." "Alright, fine. Just keep it down, I'm trying to read."
"Watcha readin'?"
"That's none of your b-"
"Pirate lovers in a dangerous spacetime. A decorated Demaxian general falls deeply for the beautiful space pirate, Katarina. Oooh, spicy."
"Please go film somewhere else."
"What? The people love this stuff, it humanizes you. Fine. Over in this corner, we have a hunka hunk of a man. Mr. Corporate Braum."
"Yes, I am Corporate Braum."
"Say hello to the camera."
"Hello, small recording box."
"We picked him up at our last stop. He needed a ride and we at the morning star always help those in need."
"Yes, thank you again. One of my poros got lost on that planet and I needed to rescue him."
"Sorry."
"It is alright little creature, I am not mad. But later you will need to explain how something so small and innocent like yourself managed to get lost on a planet belonging to a whole other star system."
"Ahhh, he's got a heart of gold, is responsible and has muscles bigger than my head. What's not to love. And ladies, he's single."
"Hey, down here!"
"What's this, the cutest most cuddly alien in the galaxy wants to say something?"
"Yeah, I'm making sure I'm in this video. Since you decided to leave me out of the last one."
"It's not my fault you were never around when I was filming."
"Or maybe you chose to only film when I wasn't around."
"Hmmm, maybe. But let's not argue in front of the potential recruits. I'll introduce you. This is Ziggs, our resident boom specialist. You like blowing things up? Talk to this guy. Seriously, he has made my life so much more fun than it used to be."
"There, now was that so hard to do?"
"Someone sounds a little salty. Go make me a new bomb or something. I'm itching to blow stuff up."
"Fine."
"Walks away."
"Next we have Sona. She is some mysterious and powerful space templar. Not completely sure what that means or what she's doing here because she never talks. Sona, got anything to say to the new recruits?"
"..."
"See what I mean. Next up is my best friend, a big ol' rock and roll. Malphite!"
"Hi."
"He's big, strong and good at fixing things. Just remember one rule, when playing any board game, always let the Malphite win. Now, we move on to-"
The power in the ship goes out, enveloping everything in total darkness.
"What in the?"
"Do, not, worry. The, back up, generators, should-"
Emergency power comes online, filling the ship with a dim red light.
"Alright, what's going on out here? What did you guys do?"
"It wasn't us captain, I swear."
"Well it had to be something. It would take an assassin of exceptional skill to be able to sneak onto this ship and disable the power like that."
"Oooh, I know who that is. Get ready recruits. You are about the meet the dreamiest coolest most awesome assassin hellbent on killing us and kidnapping Sona so she can show him how to take over the world."
"You no tell Braum about this when you pick him up."
"Don't worry, we'll handle it. We always do. Just need him to show up, weird, he normally comes through that hallway there."
"Phase through a wall." "Surprise!"
"AHHHHHHH! That jump scare. Amazing! Ten out of ten! The viewers will love it."
"Give Sona to me and I'll make sure you die quickly."
"!!!"
"What?"
"I got this."
"Tackles Kayn."
"WEE OOH WEE OOH"
"Someone called the cops, this parties getting wild!"
"That was some unnecessary roughness. Tackling like that, you should be ashamed. Gonna have to give you a penalty for that."
"WHAT, HE'S THE ENEMY! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP HIM IF I CAN'T TACKLE HIM!!!!"
"New laws pal, too many people getting hurt in the world. From now on you are to just tap on their shoulders and politely ask that they fall over."
"Thanks cops, I'll make sure to put in a good word with the emperor for helping me out."
"Anything for a kind upstanding influential man like yourself. Let's get out of here Vi."
"Leaves in police spaceship."
"Now then, where were we?"
"Sorry guys, I'm out. I don't understand the world anymore."
"Hey Captain, remember what you did to my camera? Think you could do it with something a little bigger?"
"I like where you are going with this."
"EVERYONE, HOLD ON!"
"Pushes button."
"What, you opened the garbage chute? That small amount of suction won't-"
"THIS IS MORNING STARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
"Kicks Kayn into the garbage chute."
"Wow, so overly dramatic and meme-worthy. I love it!"
"I not understand, how you not get sucked out of chute with him?"
"I have power over the wind, it doesn't affect me."
"Thats not how-"
"The laws of physics don't work here, but we do. So come, join the crew of the morning star. You probably won't regret it."
When your main is on free champion so now everyone will be playing them and you can’t surprise anybody for a while by owning a low play rate champ....
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