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New free champion rotation: Zed, Jhin, Taric and more!

Riot·10/8/2018, 6:16:09 AM·1 votes·20,780 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Ahri - the Nine-Tailed Fox
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Assassin
Cho'Gath - the Terror of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Elise - the Spider Queen
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Fighter
Fizz - the Tidal Trickster
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Garen - The Might of Demacia
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Jayce - the Defender of Tomorrow
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Marksman
Jhin - the Virtuoso
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Nasus - the Curator of the Sands
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Taric - the Shield of Valoran
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Twitch - the Plague Rat
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Vel'Koz - the Eye of the Void
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Volibear - the Thunder's Roar
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Yorick - Shepherd of Souls
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Zed - the Master of Shadows
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter

19 Comments

King Dellron10/8/2018, 6:37:53 PM13 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: How To Dragon Your Trainer

Heimerdinger "Hello, the Dragon Trainer seminar will begin in a few minutes."

Kled "I'm not here for no seminar. This building belongs to my company. We let you rent it out, mostly because those golden dragon eggs you paid in are worth a fortune. I'm only here to make sure you don't trash the place."

Heimerdinger "But, you are riding a dragon."

Kled "This ain't a dragon, it's a Skaarl. She a lizard."

Heimerdinger "It's alright, this is a safe space. You can be yourself here."

Kled "Sigh." "Just get on with it so I can go back to my office."

Heimerdinger "Welcome ladies and gentleyordles to How To Train Your Dragon 101. I'm Heimerdinger and this is Pythagoras."

Tristana "HE'S SO CUTE!"

Heimerdinger "He doesn't like to be called cute. He is very handsome, like his trainer."

Poppy "I have a question."

Heimerdinger "Yes?"

Poppy "I see a couple people here have dragons already. I was wondering if I was supposed to pick one up somewhere and if it's too late?"

Heimerdinger "No no, we aren't giving any dragons out. But don't worry, we are only going to go over the basics today. You don't need to have a dragon to learn how to take better care of them."

Rumble "I would have mine with me, but he was too big to fit in here."

Veigar "Hey, I need to know. Are we going to learn how to bend dragons to our will? Ready to do our every bidding. So that we can conquer Runeterra and finally be its rightful masters?"

Heimerdinger "What? No! Dragons are not some mindless war-machines to help you with your diabolical plans. They are gentle and caring creatures who only need love. Sure, they can be quite scary when threatened. But they have a capacity for love like no other. What you are talking about is the path of the elder dragons. Using the dragons to kill only creates more dragon hunters. And the innocent get hurt in the process."

Veigar "Maybe I should look into these elder dragons since you seem so useless."

Heimerdinger "Get out! You are no longer welcome here!"

Veigar "Fine! But I'll be back!" "Leaves."

Heimerdinger "Now if there is nothing else, I will get on with the seminar."

Meanwhile:

Darius "Come on bro, let me in!"

Shen "Sorry, but as I said, this event is for Yordles only."

Darius "Aren't you a human like me? How can you side with them? I want to know there dragon training secrets."

Shen "I care not for dragons. But they are paying me to prevent outsiders from getting in. Sometimes Yordles just need their own space without any humans."

Darius "Thats racist."

Shen "Yordles aren't a race, they are a species."

Darius "Well then, that's speciesist."

Shen "That's not how you use that word."

Darius "Well, I don't know what it means, so I can use it however I want."

Back in the seminar:

Heimerdinger "And that's how to properly feed them. Any questions?"

Teemo "Yes, what happens if they leap too high and bite onto my arm. How do I get it to let go?"

Heimerdinger "You don't have to worry about it letting go. Dragons have incredibly powerful jaws and razor-sharp teeth. They will bite clean through your frail Yordle bones like they're a carrot. Why do you think I had to grow this dragon arm using dragon's blood?"

Teemo "I'm not sure I needed-"

Suddenly, an explosion blows a hole in the roof.

Veigar "Ehahahaha!"

Kled "HEY, THAT ROOF IS MY PROPERTY YOU'RE BREAKING."

Heimerdinger "Veigar! What do you want now?"

Veigar "Told you I'd be back. And I brought a friend."

Swain "Mmmm, look at all those young dragons. The Elders are going to love this."

Heimerdinger "Swain, you are no master of dragons, you are nothing more than their pawn. Leave us alone you monster!"

Swain "Ha! You are weak and worthless. I will save these dragons from becoming the same. DRAGON ARMY, ATTACK!"

Tristana "RIGGLE, PROTECT US!"

Heimerdinger "Pythagoras, are you just going to let them outshine you?"

Corki "Come on Ace, we've got some flying to do." "Hops on Ace, the fastest dragon alive."

Lulu "Don't worry little babies. I'll protect you."

Corki "WOO, YEAH! ATTABOY! YOU SHOOT THOSE WHISKY DELTA DRAGONS DOWN!"

Kled "TRESSPASSERS!!!!!"

Swain "Dragons, focus down that thing!"

Kled "RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" "Starts slaughtering dragons."

Heimerdinger "You're not a dragon trainer! You just insane, criminally insane!"

Poppy "EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE!" "Hides under a bench."

Ziggs "Did someone say fire? LITTLE DRAGONS, FIRE!!!!!" "Zigg's little dragons begin firing exploding fire at Dragon Master Swain."

Swain "Your pathetic dragons aren't worth this! I'm leaving!" "Hops on a dragon and flies away."

Veigar "HEY WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE ME H- Time to run." "Runs away from the angry dragons. Surprisingly fast considering how little his legs are."

Tristana "WE WON, WOOOOO!"

Heimerdinger "EVERYONE, RUN! THIS BUILDING IS GOING TO BURN TO THE GROUND!"

They all run outside and watch the building burn down from the street.

Kled "Welp, I sure failed this job."

Heimerdinger "Don't worry, as long as the foundations are intact you can rebuild."

Kled "From now on dragons are banned in all corporate buildings. I'm going back to my office."

DeracadaVenom10/8/2018, 6:12:31 PM4 votes

Nuuuuu I hate fighting Vel’Koz

Backsport10/9/2018, 2:20:48 AM2 votes

So does that mean dragon trainer poppy soon😳

theslayer4life10/9/2018, 9:01:43 PM2 votes

Well my ahri will be permabanned this week D: Ahri

SpiritoƒLôVe10/9/2018, 3:36:53 PM1 votes

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