New free champion rotation: Jarvan IV, Malzahar, Zyra and more!

The Free Rotation, Episode Three:

"Yes yes, players were very cheap last week, they bought less champions then usual. i blame it on the fact that everyone is saving up for me to start the lunar revel. So i must make a bunch of champs they probably haven't played before free, that way they learn to love them, and give me a bonus check."

"Is the free rotation only about selling champions?"

"Mostly, but its also about the health of the league, and keeping players in line. Also, some of them are much more annoying than others, so i make them free more often for some peace. Now follow me, i have something to show you."

Corporate Gnar led Soraka into a hallway with a bunch of doors, into one of these doors they went. They entered a dimly lit room filled with cages.

"Is this where, "gulp" you keep all the champions, that aren't free?"

"Yep, i keep them all locked up here. I just press that big red button, next to each cage, to release them through a hole in their floors."

"Guys, guys, my eyes spot the Decider. Over here! i need to be free."

"I must be made free, and pwn noobs, for i am the master."

"The yeti is hungry, only my counter jungling powers of being free can satisfy him.

"Nunu, i just made you free, you are going to have to wait your turn again."

"But, no one played me during free week, and you don't know what its like to be in here when Willump is hungry."

"I will smash these bars down and become free myself."

"Bad Poppy, you are not being free until you look like a yordle and stop 1v5ing people. Also, don't even try to break down these cages, they are made of true ice.

"They sure are needy in here."

"You don't even know, they drive me insane sometimes, all of them really want to be free. By the way, i would recommend not talking to the caged Soraka in here. I tried that with myself, and let me tell you; things get really freaky really fast that way, it messes with your head."

"I will remember that. What is in this dusty old cage in the back here?"

"You.... y... you w... will... re... remember... yor..."

"Back away! that is Yorick. do not get near him, he hasn't been free in ages. What ever you do, don't press his button. The ramifications-"

"ok"

"of yorick being free could destroy the very fabric of league as we know it."

"I should really write this stuff down."

Alright, I see everyone doing these and I'm ready for an attempt

30% more trying to get out of the ult 110% MORE FKN TURRETS 70% more "help, I've been cataclysm'd and I can't get out!" 45% less damage because she ulted 50% more electric hamsters 80% more self ulting 90% more BLEEEEARGHHH ults 100% more ults to the face 30% more boomeranging 52% less movement

and as with everyone, 100% statistics made up on the spot

my reactions

how many turrets will make people ragequit mid how many lightning dashes will be mistimed how many j4's will help the enemy team how many times will she get fed and ults randomly canceled how many polymorphs and wild growths will save herself. ps AD lulu support how many mistimed spell shields and OOM issues will occur how many times will he spread his space aids and make mids RQ and people will forget about ps. alot wont know the dot combo how many fed supports and accidental KS will happen due to dead plants how many oranges will consumed and cannonballs coming out of nowhere ps. this is pirated how many mistimed ults on teammates will cause a lost team fight ps. in before people focus down the ulted target :X

this is not so bad this just means i need to build on every character this week or if im playing AD

Meanwhile I'm crying waiting for firecracker jinx to be released n

No draven? This must be fixed!

omg delete heimerdinger i hate this champion he are too op with our turrets

The flex-picks are real this week

Time to ult teammates under tower!

Rito updating rota-tas on a monday? i thought it was usually on a tuesday? Wait.....tuesday......two.....monday....the first day of the week.......1 plus 2 is three.......a triangle has three sides and three corners........ the way to win games is with vision.....ILLUMINATI confirmed!

Please stop putting Heim in rotation.

Any1 notice almost everyone in this lineup synergies insanely well with

Its been over 5years, there are over 120characters, there are still only 10 free preview characters allowed per week, and at least 2 of them are the cheapos most players already have.

The free character rotation system really needs to be updated. The lists waste space by still having champs from 5years ago, many cost 450IP so are really cheap to buy.

This week there wont be even any champions from 2013 or 2014.

AAtrox, Braum, Darius, or Thresh are just some Im waiting for.

The infection spreads....

Sorry I'm late, but.....

20% more global ults

65% more turrets

100% more DEMACCIAA!!

45% more people realizing she's invincible

89% more ninjas

10% more giants

100% more SHOOP DA WHOOP

78% more laughing hysterically when ulting

29% more death by sharp boomerangs (or whatever they are...)

32% more "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"

and 100% made up on the spot. PLZ RITO PUT FREE.

"C'mere, me beauty! Hehehe."

Why am I considered such a difficult champ? All i have to do is place my turrents to blow people up!

A nice week to practice at normals :)

sniff sniff...

10% more "WTF is that crit??" 15% more being taken mid lane 10% more DEMACIAAAA! 20% more not knowing what lane the enemy is going to take 10% more "I'm still targetable wtf?" 30% more laugh spam 10% more miserable midlaners 20% more pissed of Blitzcrank players And 50% more supports who don't know what they're doing

4 mids, 1 jungler and 1 support..... ok

Finally my main is free.