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#A Corporate Matter Episode: What Goes Around Kills Around

"Now, give me my precious or I kill the gargoyle."

"Fool, you can't kill justice."

"Meh, go ahead and kill him. He was getting kind of annoying. I think he worships Garen a little too much."

"Really, no one here has a problem with me killing him?"

"I wish mountains had fists, that'd be a good fight."

"Nope."

"Not really."

"Nuh."

"Daisy objects!."

"Well, I don't think he cares what Daisy thinks."

"I know I don't. Unless she thinks she can get me out of this wall."

"Alrighty then, and I thought I was heartless."

A shadow envelopes Guard Gargoyle Galio. When it clears all that is left is a pile of rocks.

"Brutal!"

"Why, why won't they just give us the precious."

"I don't know, maybe it's because they are weak, fearful creatures who still long for their weak fearful mothers."

"Do you really have to resort to personal attacks?"

"I will make him give you to me, precious. Rhaast, Rhaast, Rhaast."

"That's some student you got there."

"SILENCE!" "Makes Leona disapear."

"Aww man, I actually kind of liked her. At least I did, UNTIL SHE BECAME A FEEDER!"

"Nooo nooo, we've gone too far. If we kill everyone then we won't be able to convince them to tell me."

"No, we need to be tough, scary. They will fear for their lives. Rhaast, Rhaast, Rhaast."

"Just let it go, man. Rhaast is going to seriously mess you up. You are better off to be rid-" "Gets stabbed through the chest."

"You are a traitor to your kind."

"But, if you just killed him. Wouldn't that also make you a tra-"

"Looks at Ivern with intense rage."

"How about I make like a tree and shut the hell up!"

"Great, now look at what we've done. All we have to threaten is Zed, that ninja, and a fluffball."

"Have no fear. Zed has a personal connection with that ninja. He will make him talk."

"I do?"

"It's me you idiot. Shen, I look a little different in this guard outfit, but it's me!"

"Nope, not ringing any bells."

"Look, Kayn right? I would help you, just for some poetic justice. But I have no idea how that mind of his works anymore. I can't tell you where he might have hidden your darkin."

"He's got to have some weakness, something he cares about. If only I could just remember."

"Why don't we just torture him?"

"When he got his shadow powers he also lost any ability to feel pain."

"It's true, look." "Stabs knife through hand."

"Now that's just gross."

"Barf."

"Also, he's a memer. So threatening him with death won't work."

"Wait, I REMEMBER! His deepest darkest secret."

"Hang on, which secret."

"What you keep in that locked room of yours."

"H-h-how do you know about t-t-that?"

"I can walk through walls, remember."

"Dammit, I always forget about that. Look, these guys don't need to know about it."

"Oh but they do, they all need to know that you are a brony!"

"Nooooooo!" "Sobs."

"Hey, come on man! You have no right to out someone like that."

"I've fought in a lot of wars, seen things that you wouldn't even imagine in your worst nightmares. But what you just did, it's more horrible than all of that."

"YOU CAN DO THAT. IT'S HIS DECISION TO TELL US OR NOT!"

"MONSTER!"

"Jeez, I have been killing your friends all night and this is what makes me a monster. Yall need to get your priorities straight.

"Let's just get back to finding the precious."

"Alright, as I was saying. Since he is a br-"

"HEY!"

"Since he is a, you know what, he can't stand to see a little cute creature harmed. SO COME HERE YOU LITTLE PORO!"

"Don't tell!"

"You better tell me, or the poro gets it."

"Wait, stop! Just let him go, he's too cute to die. I'll tell you."

"Noooooooo."

"I hid the scythe under your bed back at the academy."

"No, that can't be."

"Filthy ninjases, tricksy ninjases. Don't believe him."

"It's true, I knew you wouldn't find it there since it's the one place you never clean. You just shove all your garbage under there when I make you clean your room. Even though I tell you not to."

"He's got a point."

"Turns on light." "Whats going on in here?"

"The light, it burns us!"

"Thank Rito someones here. My student was just about to kill us."

"Yeah, Corporate Gnar asked me to come in early today and get started on a few things. Have you guys been here all night?"

"Yep. Been stuck in this wall for half of it."

"Korporate Kled, you are in a wall too? For some reason like all your guards and Leona are half way in the wall outside."

"Wait, those noobs are alive?"

"Yeah, there's a whole bunch of limbs, heads and various other body parts just phasing out of the building wall."

"What, you didn't think I could actually kill you all so easily without Rhaast?"

"That's exactly what we thought."

"But what about all the bodies?"

"I work at a special effects store part time. Your academy is expensive and the student loans were killing me. All the bodies are fake."

"Man, this Aatrox one is really good. It's still twitching." "Pokes body."

"Okay, so I might have lost it a little bit and actually killed him. But it's okay. He's a darkin so he can't really die for long."

"Whahah!" "Falls backward."

"I guess I better call the construction crew to come get you all out of the walls."

"I supposed I got what I wanted. In case it wasn't clear I am leaving the academy. I going to go back one last time to get my precious. Then I am going to start my own ninja school, with blackjack, and hookers!" "Fades away."

"He was like a son to me. Now he's left to start his own more evil version of my academy. What did I do to deserve such a fate."

"The irony of this is lost on you, isn't it?"

"Completely."

i dont see graves cigar hehe xd

Everyone rejoice, Taliyah is finally free!

Only a week or two until

when will be free?

Omg, my boyfriend literally stole my account this last week just to play Gnar. I am so happy that the little guy is free this week so I can get my account back lmaooo.

are also free??

Great story!

Lee Sin, one of the most busted champs in the game. This should be fun. :/

omg

kys

for some reason i have more than just threse guys free