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Life is precious and fragile. Like your loved ones. They deserve nothing but the best, top-quality care. Program Lissandra and Program Soraka are here to help.

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393 Comments

360ºTilt237 votes

An excellent idea for a Brand new skin Riot! Now, Emergency Ambulance Soraka Ezreal !!! This is clearly an evo- Lucian People will no longer be summoner 14 -ed to Ashe s by that fed midlaner! Just imagine this:

With one swift strike of the enemy Talon , I was brought to my knees then set ablaze to die. "So this is the end..." I thought to myself, knowing that summoner 7 is on CD. I waited for my final breath as the summoner 14 ticked away, when suddenly... The ambulance siren! I LeeSin -ed to the magical sound, as my health bar filled up. Is this is a Quinn -cidence? No, it can't be! The heaven's touch was Ekko -ing within my flesh. My power returned. Victory is now Garen -teed! I stood up once more, with companions at my A- Jayce -ent sides. Turning to my duo partner, I muttered: "Let's send them to their Graves "

jasonhallo12 votes

Logged in just to upvote this

Mech hi6 votes

i would upvote but its at 69

Cruel Tamus13 votes

can't get to 420 without a few 69's

awfawfaw35 votes

Viktory. You missed your chance.

picmanreborn6 votes

I'm still waiting to find out what caused his team to be so darn inVi ncibile

NixxaPlease22 votes

Viktor MasterYi you messed it up

Layup70 votes

The real question is, when Mecha Sion?

Ralanr27 votes

WHERE IS THE TRAIN?!!!!!!

Joht5 votes

Transformer Sion!

Englais16 votes

It's not a transformer.

It's a kataphrat from Aldnoah.Zero.

Doctor Siontist13 votes

If they are waiting to release this skin so that people won't get the fucking Draven Day bonus from buying it I am going to be so disappointed in riot... again.... for the millionth time... Sure wish they gave a fuck about their players.

Enigmafoil94 votes

These promotions/sales/bonuses are exactly that..bonuses..a chance for them to sell a product that's been out a while and a chance for you to buy said product cheaper than originally advertised or buy something for the same price with an additional entirely free item. They offer a sale when a new skin, like Mecha Sion, is released. I think it's a lot less "riot not caring" and a lot more "I feel entitled to.."

In a few months, Mecha Sion will be applicable for some sort of get-your-free-item bonus tied to a holiday, sale, bundle, what-have-you.

Second off, Riot's a damn business man - level your expectations. They have more people to satisfy than a temperamental playerbase..like investors.

xPekes toaster7 votes

If they don't appeal to their playerbase first, there won't BE and investors...

Gives No Lux31 votes

This playerbase is the opposite of appealing with members like this, be the change you want to see.

Oh yeah, millennials DGAF about anything beyond the sphere of their phone/tablet.

Doctor Siontist4 votes

The minuscule impact that allowing Mecha Zero Sion to participate in the spinning axes event is hardly equivalent to the goodwill riot would be showing their community by simply being less money hungry. Furthermore its a mystery skin. Zero guarantee anyone will get anything they actually want and as such its impossible to even say with any certainty this would impact their revenue negatively.

U R Vic118 votes

You there. Stop there. Read my above post. Realize something. You're selfish and just a starving vagrant. Why? Because the company you once owned you tried to appeal to all the whining chumps, and guess what. Lost your investors. Lost your game developers. Yeah you know, those guys who make the games.

They make about 50-75k/year. Hmmm. Okay so, now the mathematics. Pull out your calculator son, we're gonna learn some 3rd Grade Multiplication.

Alright. Lets do an average skin, and then lets do a ultimate skin. Math, remember, you do in fact use it outside of high school. I mean 3rd Grade. My bad.

Alrighty, so to figure out how we're gonna pay Mr. Game Dev, whom lets say makes 60k/year.

You're average skin costs about $10 flat, give or take the little extra RP. We're gonna use some 6th grade Variables. (Ya know, your first science class. Order of Operations kinda shit applies here too.)

So lets say 975RP/skin & $10/1380RP,

First things first, how many TIMES do we BUY the RP (ya know, since that actually means the money goes in, and guy gets paid, then eventually the skin comes out.) to pay off Mr. Game Dev.

So we can take the dollar variable, and times it to get 60k. (In this case, divide, but I'ma do that for you. I'm the teacher.)

HOLY Shnitzel batman! You'd have to buy that $10 RP card for a base skin (Keyword there homie. -Base Skin = Base Cost) *6000 TIMES In order to pay Mr. Game Dev.

Jesus, your bank might question your budget. Okay next part, lets find out how many skins it would take if you were to GIFT skins in order to pay Mr. Game Dev.

So if I take my earlier variable, the end result of 6000. Now I can take the RP variable and do the rest of the work.

So we got 1380RP -per- $10. 6000 x 1380 = 8,280,000 Now take that and divide it by the -BASE SKIN- or even Champion cost. (975RP)

8,280,000/975 = 8,492 Skins total. To pay one single developer.

Of course you have investors ect... but this comes to show.

It takes a buttload of this, to turn a profit because guess what. All that money made off that one skin, it doesn't turn a profit until the end of the year after that one man has gotten paid. Then from that point on whatevers leftover, well it pays him again next year, and again, and again, and again.

Now check this fun fact.

Riot has 1,000 Employees (estimated about) right now.

You sir. Just got served a golden platter of Pentakill.

Have fun being self-centered and narrow-minded. Learn business before talking shit about A business.

Schmidayy1 votes

Pretty sure everyone is failing to realize they would make more money if they released it with the event lol.

U R Vic17 votes

Read my above and youll find out how much of an impact actually affects Riot PER skin that you get for FREE (aka NOT PAYING A DIME FOR IT BECAUSE YOU GOT IT FREE WITH THE EVENT)

Think before you speak. If you cannot think. GO AND LEARN SOMETHING. Probably business since this is the topic. Or Marketing, either one will teach you right.

U R Vic8 votes

Apologies for the double post. The above shows an example I realize requires thinking to process so here it is.

If even 6000 people don't buy $10 to recieve a skin that they ended up getting for free. Riot has failed to pay one Employee. That is the impact it makes. Of course they have to pull this money from elsewhere to pay him still. Work is work and we don't work for free. So then it's only causing further damage to them.

This is a very intelligent marketing strategy. Why do you think they've survived?

BrZy7 votes

I tried to reply to your above long math post, but it won't let me and I am to lazy to figure out why. Anyways, I figured this might be a good place to let you know that Riot PROFITED close to 1.4 BILLION in 2015. Profit. Take home. Money in the bank! That is Billion. With a B. Take that for what you guys will huh!

Talieshin57 votes

hello, I'm Soraka. Your personal healthcare companion. Soraka

James Winter7 votes

Is that a Baymax reference? xD

Stellar Phoenix6 votes

Nooo...... It was a Donald Trump reference...

Ryannihilator26 votes

No, Anivia is Donald Trump. They both build walls

Martoxaction7 votes

Azir

TheCamaroHighway40 votes

Program Irelia??? Irelia It would work so well with her floating blades!

Frost Zealot8 votes

I like that idea :)

RengarOSh1t11 votes

reminds me of the robot girl from RWBY

Tąłąthąr4 votes

Now if we could just have the other 2 characters... (Fiora with Frozen Mallet = Weiss)

Mech hi4 votes

god the feels

NightmareSkull38 votes

Blitzcrank downloading straight to the spank bank

Crungus18 votes

Viktor Thanks for the recommendation, man

NightmareSkull23 votes

Blitzcrank RoBro's before RoHoe's

Crungus7 votes

Orianna item 3070

I thought we were cool blitz...

Lex Domino23 votes

Rito pls you crit my wallet too much.

Oleandervine21 votes

GLADOS and Healbot, at your service!

U R Vic19 votes

All of you bitching about Sion not coming out is so childish it reminds me of a crucial fact about this whole League of Legends thing I've called home since it's release.

The player base is about 95% filled with selfish butt heads with little to no understanding of how a company functions. Let alone do you all understand apparently how a "Point of Sale" works. The way they have their system is to maximize profit, "Oh WOe Us Wyurr Mah Sion Skinnzzz! Rito shit no care bout playas."

First off. It is a newly released skin. A lot of hard work goes into the Ultimate skins so excuse my french but, If you actually appreciate ALL Of the people who worked on the skin then honestly I have to say. Fuck off about this whole "Oh its not out yet because DD PoS is going on still."

This is a free game. The content put out is the only point of profit other than traffic, advertisement, and gear store. Oh and guess what, each of those even though they return a profit. COST A FORTUNE TO KEEP RUNNING IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING OVER THE PROFIT.

So they made you some skins for three champs, released two prior, and held the most graphically, vocally, and anatomically detailed skin behind. I wonder why. Because it is a sales pitch. You are choosing to pay the checks of developers and graphic designers and coders alike (Whom I'd assume make close to 75k or higher. Imagine how many skins you must buy in order to actually pay that one mans salary huh?)

Who gives a flying urf whether or not they didn't release it? What did we all learn as children. "Complaining and bitching, it gets you nowhere."

You all choose to play their game, and get upset over the stupidest ****ing decisions that their marketing/corporate teams choose in order to keep the game ALIVE, FUNDED, and CAPABLE of paying EMPLOYEE's.

That leaves my final point. All of what I said above, and anyone it applies to. It comes down to this. Rito is not selfish. You're just full of yourselves and feel that because you willingly choose to pay that they simply "Don't care about players." or "Only think of themselves."

In otherwords, you feel entitled to a game you had nothing to do with the creation of, and are a insect in the scale of player opinions that makeup the actual process of revamps/nerfs/patches/ect...

Stop whining, be patient, and **** sakes, respect the god damn developers putting this amazing game out there for all you butt heads that just want to let the world know your a small child with a feeble self-centered mind that is un-matured and is still Egg Form somewhere up Anivia's frozen ***.

That's been PentaKill Point for awhile. Was fun taking all of you whining players out. (FYI: I was a Lead Database Administrator for 8 years, I have a respect for what they do as both a company, and gamers. I now own my own business and have an understanding of their marketing

CaptainAsia99922 votes

You make some good points. My only thing is proof-reading. Towards the end there, you sounded a lot like those little buggers you rail against the entire time.

Sheik05156 votes

Okay, seriously, this "they work so hard thing!" is ridiculous. Yeah, I work hard at my jobs, I put effort in. So do a lot of people. Where's their praise?

Their devs and the like are all getting a nice paycheck, I'm sure, so, no, I'm not going to "feel bad" that they don't get a pat on the back and a fanbase that lines up to suck their dicks. Grownups have to put up with some bullshit, and when you're in the entertainment business, the name of that bullshit is "the fanbase". That's what defines a job, and why they make money doing it, because there's things people don't like about it. If it didn't produce something people wanted or was something people would do for free, it wouldn't be a job, and it wouldn't pay money. Don't like it? Tough break, sure there are plenty of people out there that would love the chance to be a programmer or a concept designer.

The game makes - plenty - of money, between advertisement at LCS events and in-game sales. I, myself, have probably put at least $200 in. And, in case you aren't aware, that's at least three times the cost of most - new - games, with entirely new engines and concepts. So, yeah, I think I get a right to complain if I want.

This game makes - plenty - of money. It's free to play, but that does - not - mean the playerbase is a charity. They want money? Fucking work for it, like any game company that sells their shit for the standard $60.

I think it's ridiculous when people call out Rito as being the absolute worst, but I think their butt-buddies that jump in and play them as victims are even more annoying. It doesn't - matter - that the game is free to play, it doesn't - matter - that the primary doesn't pull in revenue, because at the end of the day Rito employees are just that; employees. Rito is a company, Rito makes plenty of money. And, in order to make that money, they have to do the work required, and pander to their audience (the ones that spend money on it). You wouldn't be bitching like this if it were a different payment method, but you can't see beyond the fact that walking in is free.

Tl;dr, I'm sure the employees at Rito comfort themselves with fat paychecks and the chance to do something they like while simultaneously pandering to their audience like all artists do. They're not an orphaned puppy wandering the downpoured streets of London in need of a home, they're fine without you picking up a sword and shield to defend them.

U R Vic14 votes

I'm not defending them. You're as single-minded as I mentioned the others were. I'm also no ones butt buddy here. I like you did, came of my own accord, and I came here to make my opinion voiced and prove a point. A point which clearly passed over your head. Advertisement costs to get Advertised. LCS was not always around, and although it is now, it is also a very new market still. My main point was around the fact that people have felt "Entitled" for years. The company is not the victim, and also I understand that they are "A company." (An ignorant point to make. Just because my "company" is a "Company" does not mean that I always pull in what I need when I cater to my audience.)

There are a massive amount of intervals that go into these things, and also, you need to scroll down more and read my second post before even trying to argue with me. You'll then discover how much exactly it takes to pay ONE employee. So no, there are no "Ah man, good work guys. 100k to each person a year. Even you there Mr. Janitor for the office."

No the fact is you're actually IGNORING the greater picture and only seeing my "Mr. Game Dev." point when in reality I am speaking of the company as a WHOLE.

This includes paying Accountants, Janitors, Advertisement, Marketing Agents/Consultants/Analysts. Game Devs/Analysts/Testers (Riot actually still has a dedicated testing team FYI smart one.

They also must payout to LCS in order to run LCS. (A form of advertisement yet again, and the properties to host on. All of the technology, gear, and then on top of that. The massive amount of extra employees to go and maintain LCS.

You're treating it like I'm running sword and shield to ult in and defend. No. I am talking to the people who waste their time whining and are literally ignorant of how a business is ran. I am teaching and you are one who obviously needs to be taught.

You pay for the game. You've a right to an opinion and you've a right to complain. I did not say anything about your complaining. I was speaking to those in which complain without actually studying what exactly they're complaining about. You further proved my point.

" It doesn't - matter - that the game is free to play, it doesn't - matter - that the primary doesn't pull in revenue, because at the end of the day Rito employees are just that; employees."

This is redundant as a statement. You're saying the Employee's are employees and are not seen as anything more, anything less. You say it doesn't matter that the primary (the business) pulls in revenue because employee's are employee's.

Reread your own statement and critically think about what you've just said. Now tell me if that makes since. So logically, I can run a company that makes zero revenue into the ground and cost everybody their job including mine because. Even if I owned it, I'm still an employee. I should trust the fact that I at some point incorporated my company as either a C-Corp or and S-Corp and that should protect my employee's pay in the event I don't pull in revenue.

Do you know what Limited Liability means? It means there is a limit on how much the "Plain Ol' Company" is liable for before those running the show (including INVESTORS) have to pay out of pocket.

"This game makes - plenty - of money. It's free to play, but that does - not - mean the playerbase is a charity. They want money? Fucking work for it, like any game company that sells their shit for the standard $60."

This game makes money by paying close attention to their marketing strategy. Which by the way, has a lot to do with their market. The players. They work against the players to figure out what the player base (btw that is two words, not one.) needs are without sacrificing their own profits, and turning over a profit.

Which by the way, is the whole point of a business. The more money they make, the more they can spend to expand and give more back to the players.

Which also means that your opinions, are your opinions. But your complaint, needs to be reasonable in all its aspects. Including understanding the internal/external structure of the business in question before trying to argue against anybodies opinion or point. I work for my paycheck. I run my own business, it is a clothing and music business. I do not pay myself a "phat check" because in fact, since I own the damn company. I in fact get paid last.

Think of it like a very long list of bills. Do you keep your money, spend it, and wonder why you can't pay even one of your bills. (employees, all expenses other than employees. I'm not going to list the thousands of inside expenses any business pays at that point in its life.)

Or do you save it, and pay your bills. Then reap the benefits. (This example is in terms of a householder.)

In business terms you got two end choices after that initial choice. Reap the benefit, or expand. Riot has a very progressive expansion history.

You also act like it is free to upgrade their tech, their servers, the cost of the player base in which the servers can hold. The internet usage. The traffic server access fees. The percentages paid back to their investors, the percentages paid to share holders, the percentages paid out to legal claims agencies. The percentage paid to operate the business (Which by the way. For every state they have a facility in, they must in turn pay to operate in that state. This includes each Server System they have in order to connect players into the mainframe.)

I can go on for days, but you simply do not have the intellectual capacity on this subject to keep fighting my opinion about this. I have been in business for awhile. I've done a lot of things, and I used to be like you. Until I grew up entirely when I was 20.

Lusty Elven Maid12 votes

Dear Lord someone actually wrote an essay in Riot's comment section.

Magearna12 votes

2 awesome skins for 2 of my 3 favorite champs, what a glorious day <3

Obsideon10 votes

i-Blitzcrank is the OG!

Crungus9 votes

PC is better than Mac

Kappa

Fedaykin10 votes

Programs vs Projects!!!! Let's do eet!!!

lumbergiant7 votes

Have you noticed that all the project skins are AD and these programs are AP (if you include I-Blitzcrank o_O I think this has some merit (probably none lets be real lol)

CaptainRedBoots8 votes

For those of you griping, aka morons, you didn't create the game and is free to play if you don't want to buy. You don't decide what the prices are. If you don't like it, find a different game. Been playing for 4 years and I've spent less than $100 on the game... I would say for the amount of excitement, fun and privelege that these people put on, the effort on their end of the spectrum, I'm the cheat who hasn't paid them enough...

End you're entitlement and enjoy the damn game for what it is. If you don't like it, go make a crapton of money, become an investor and change the way of the game... But seeing as we're gamers, good luck

Yes Elise Supp6 votes

Program Elise, please. ;w;

Shinron75 votes

At first glance I thought it was Syndra and Orianna

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