Welcome to the new age of security

Riot·4/7/2016, 1:58:48 AM·9 votes·90,549 views

Life is precious and fragile. Like your loved ones. They deserve nothing but the best, top-quality care. Program Lissandra and Program Soraka are here to help.

Features include:

✔ Rigorous rounds of testing
✔ Latest firmware upgrades
✔ Unmatched analytical skills

Rest easy knowing your home and family are under constant care and surveillance. You are in perfectly capable hands.

Be the first to own an A.I. designed with your best interests in mind. Program Lissandra and Program Soraka are ready for download from the League store for 1350 RP each.

393 Comments

360ºTilt4/7/2016, 9:18:02 PM237 votes

An excellent idea for a Brand new skin Riot! Now, Emergency Ambulance Soraka Ezreal !!! This is clearly an evo- Lucian People will no longer be summoner 14 -ed to Ashe s by that fed midlaner! Just imagine this:

With one swift strike of the enemy Talon , I was brought to my knees then set ablaze to die. "So this is the end..." I thought to myself, knowing that summoner 7 is on CD. I waited for my final breath as the summoner 14 ticked away, when suddenly... The ambulance siren! I LeeSin -ed to the magical sound, as my health bar filled up. Is this is a Quinn -cidence? No, it can't be! The heaven's touch was Ekko -ing within my flesh. My power returned. Victory is now Garen -teed! I stood up once more, with companions at my A- Jayce -ent sides. Turning to my duo partner, I muttered: "Let's send them to their Graves "

Layup4/7/2016, 6:19:23 PM70 votes

The real question is, when Mecha Sion?

Talieshin4/7/2016, 7:04:10 PM57 votes

hello, I'm Soraka. Your personal healthcare companion. Soraka

TheCamaroHighway4/7/2016, 6:29:11 PM40 votes

Program Irelia??? Irelia It would work so well with her floating blades!

NightmareSkull4/7/2016, 6:12:42 PM38 votes

Blitzcrank downloading straight to the spank bank

Lex Domino4/7/2016, 7:06:27 PM23 votes

Rito pls you crit my wallet too much.

Oleandervine4/7/2016, 6:12:24 PM21 votes

GLADOS and Healbot, at your service!

U R Vic4/7/2016, 8:39:04 PM19 votes

All of you bitching about Sion not coming out is so childish it reminds me of a crucial fact about this whole League of Legends thing I've called home since it's release.

The player base is about 95% filled with selfish butt heads with little to no understanding of how a company functions. Let alone do you all understand apparently how a "Point of Sale" works. The way they have their system is to maximize profit, "Oh WOe Us Wyurr Mah Sion Skinnzzz! Rito shit no care bout playas."

First off. It is a newly released skin. A lot of hard work goes into the Ultimate skins so excuse my french but, If you actually appreciate ALL Of the people who worked on the skin then honestly I have to say. Fuck off about this whole "Oh its not out yet because DD PoS is going on still."

This is a free game. The content put out is the only point of profit other than traffic, advertisement, and gear store. Oh and guess what, each of those even though they return a profit. COST A FORTUNE TO KEEP RUNNING IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING OVER THE PROFIT.

So they made you some skins for three champs, released two prior, and held the most graphically, vocally, and anatomically detailed skin behind. I wonder why. Because it is a sales pitch. You are choosing to pay the checks of developers and graphic designers and coders alike (Whom I'd assume make close to 75k or higher. Imagine how many skins you must buy in order to actually pay that one mans salary huh?)

Who gives a flying urf whether or not they didn't release it? What did we all learn as children. "Complaining and bitching, it gets you nowhere."

You all choose to play their game, and get upset over the stupidest ****ing decisions that their marketing/corporate teams choose in order to keep the game ALIVE, FUNDED, and CAPABLE of paying EMPLOYEE's.

That leaves my final point. All of what I said above, and anyone it applies to. It comes down to this. Rito is not selfish. You're just full of yourselves and feel that because you willingly choose to pay that they simply "Don't care about players." or "Only think of themselves."

In otherwords, you feel entitled to a game you had nothing to do with the creation of, and are a insect in the scale of player opinions that makeup the actual process of revamps/nerfs/patches/ect...

Stop whining, be patient, and **** sakes, respect the god damn developers putting this amazing game out there for all you butt heads that just want to let the world know your a small child with a feeble self-centered mind that is un-matured and is still Egg Form somewhere up Anivia's frozen ***.

That's been PentaKill Point for awhile. Was fun taking all of you whining players out. (FYI: I was a Lead Database Administrator for 8 years, I have a respect for what they do as both a company, and gamers. I now own my own business and have an understanding of their marketing

Magearna4/7/2016, 6:56:49 PM12 votes

2 awesome skins for 2 of my 3 favorite champs, what a glorious day <3

Obsideon4/7/2016, 6:08:42 PM10 votes

i-Blitzcrank is the OG!

Fedaykin4/7/2016, 7:53:57 PM10 votes

Programs vs Projects!!!! Let's do eet!!!

CaptainRedBoots4/8/2016, 3:05:25 AM8 votes

For those of you griping, aka morons, you didn't create the game and is free to play if you don't want to buy. You don't decide what the prices are. If you don't like it, find a different game. Been playing for 4 years and I've spent less than $100 on the game... I would say for the amount of excitement, fun and privelege that these people put on, the effort on their end of the spectrum, I'm the cheat who hasn't paid them enough...

End you're entitlement and enjoy the damn game for what it is. If you don't like it, go make a crapton of money, become an investor and change the way of the game... But seeing as we're gamers, good luck

Yes Elise Supp4/7/2016, 7:10:55 PM6 votes

Program Elise, please. ;w;

Shinron74/9/2016, 2:44:56 AM5 votes

At first glance I thought it was Syndra and Orianna