New free champion rotation: Ekko, Irelia, Lulu and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 34
"SORAKA!!!!!"
"WHAT NOW!!"
"A SCARY SWIRL, IT APPEARED OVER MY HEAD!"
"What do you want me to do about it?"
"I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the floating mask i upset last week."
"Sir, i did not see any swirl, i have no idea what you are talking about."
"Trust me, it was there. What does it mean. Its not the villain symbol, so i don't have to worry about Garen. Is it good or bad?"
"Yes, hello operator. I would like to call a psychiatrist. Yeah, my boss has lost it and is seeing things and talking nonsense."
"Corporate Gnar, you." "Have been marked for death."
"SEE SORAKA, I TOLD YOU IT WAS SOMETHING BAD!"
"I'm gonna need to call you back."
"You have meddled in the forces of death. For which the penalty is." "DEATH!"
"I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to. I don't want to die."
"Once you are marked, you must die. It increases the damage of my bow." "Now choose, you can have a swift death by Lamb. Or try to run, and i will hunt you down and eat you."
"Or third choice. I picked up this extra long Zhonya's hourglass. HYA!!!!!!!!"
"No problem, we can wait. Death has eternal patience." "But when its time, i get to eat you. And thanks to you, we will be unable to kill the abomination known as yorick morie. I finally thought it would be his time. Now he gets to keep living as some undead zombie of doom."
"Soraka, stop hiding and get over here. I can't move but i can still talk. I need you to go and get someone who knows all about death to come and save me."
"Alright sir, i might be able to find Karthus. But me and him kinda have a burning hatred for each other."
"NO, NOT HIM! He loves death and would stay so he could watch me die. Go and get Mordekaiser, tell him i am willing to take that deal, if he gets here quickly."
"Ok, so i get to leave kindred, who does exact opposite of what i do. To go and find someone else obsessed with death. I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead!"
"Runs away."
"So, you guys taking on any apprentices?"
"No" "Twerp"
"Oh no, my hourglass is running out sooner than i thought, i knew i shouldn't have trusted that Iceborn ghost. He died, why did i think he had stuff that would stop me from dying."
"I AM BACK BOSS!"
"How did you possibly make it back so fast?"
"We flew, on my pet dragon ghost. Good boy toothful, glad i bought that instruction video on how to train you."
"Well, all this is fun but. We have to get going. Dear wolf, if you could eat him." "Yes lamb, i will enjoy this."
"Hold up, you can't kill him. He has accepted my deal. This means that i own his soul. You cannot touch him."
"You sold your soul to not die, that makes me so angry." "Its ok wolf, we can't have this one. But dragonblade talon is our next target. We shall be going now."
"Thanks for taking the deal. You shall have what you want within a week."
"What are you going to do with my soul?"
"Oh, nothing yet. Yours is especially toxic and greedy, so i will save it for future use."
Over at some intense battle:
"I WILL KILL YOU PROJECT: ZED!"
"Not the other seven times we fought, Dragonblade Talon."
"Well, you have outplayed me so hard. BUT NOT THIS TIME!"
"Yeah, my ult is up."
"OH PLEASE NO!"
"HAHAHAH, DEATH MARK!"
"HOLY STARFISH H, BATMAN. YOU HURT!"
"Boink, mark of death completed." "It feels so good."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE WAS MINE. MY ULT WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM. WHY CRUEL WORLD!!!"
"Our mark of death." "Is Superior to your death mark."
There is a rather obscure reference to Crash Tag Team racing. (Unless the thing i am referencing is also a reference.) If anyone has played that game and thinks they can find it.
Hint: Pasadena O'Possum.
So I loaded up my old Crash Game and basically played Pasadena for about half n hour and found out after dying a lot (Because I suck at the game) she says this quote
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"I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead!"
Woooo! someone found it. (And they didn't just look up pasadena quotes on google.)
I haven't played that game in so long, good times.
I don't know why, but that quote has always stuck out with me. Maybe its because i have been to dollywood.
1+ For your prize, you can have two triangles.
▲ ▼
Ayee lmao I had to boot up my game cube just to find out.
HOLY STARFISH, BATMAN! I have no response to that
Bit of a backstory on that one. I was playing talon mid. (with Dragonblade on.) Normally, talon is one of my strongest Champs. I was against a zed by the name of Starfish H. He seemed to always kill me and barely live. Mostly because of how good he was at dodging my w. He recognized me from these stories. So, as a rule. If you find me in a real game and say so. You just might get to be in a story.
oh, cool back story on a hilarious line
AYYY LMAOKAI
Lmao "no twerp" :(
that how to train your dragon reference, I am pleased.
my name is braum and ill save you
Is here!
"Our mark of death." "Is Superior to your death mark."
Ohhhh that's why Zed gets some nerfs, to make
look more interesting to players...
PLOT TWIST: Zilean was there......
''Well, you have outplayed me so hard. BUT NOT THIS TIME!''
Ekko pops out of nowhere
''Nope.'' kills Talon
''NOOOOOOOO!''
But anyway, 2015 is almost up, and so is ranked season. I wish you luck in 2016!! Have fun climbing ELO Hell!
Terribly written.. Why do people upvote this crap?
Generally, people upvote something because: They like it. They find it entertaining. They like the author. Or They want more people to see it.
You are entitled to your opinion. But you see, comments like yours don't really do much. They won't change anything and really just leave a negative air around.
Now, what would be great. Is if you could go into detail about what you don't like. If there is something i can do better. Be constructive and help me make these better. So everyone can enjoy them more.
Thanks for reading.
I'll give it to you, man. You're right.
yay lulu i get to machine gun lulu top again :D

Everyone's talking about taking Lulu top or mid Like When did Lulu support stop being a thing? Cuz I main that and I'm sticking strong to it
People like her top cause she counters Garen and Darius
same here, Lulu support all the way!
yay i main support lulu too lol
Instalock
incomning
has the same splash art since his release in 2009 (6 years ago)...He never received his visual update and gameplay rework promised 3 years ago... How such outdated champ can still be in the free champs rotation in 2015...
Yus Ekko i luv u bb
The feels when you just buy a champion and its free the day after xD
Always wanted to try this
Tastes purple
When you buy a champ the day before champ rotation before realizing it and are lucky enough for them to not be on the next rotation. <3
Can I get a kindred release por favor.
I need my story! Where is corporate gnar?
He is everywhere. Waiting, watching, making money. Oh wait, he just set up cameras, actually being everywhere is way too much work.
To be honest, I like it that most of he free picks (if not all) are champs I don't own, that way I can test out champions before I buy, but a lot of people with instalock in pvp and Ai, which leaves me to customs, which are never fun unless I have enough friends willing to do things with me, and we all understand that it's hard to put a part together on the fly..
just do draft mode or team builder
Teambuilder is the best thing you could do for that, and if the wait time is too long for you, just come back later
OMG THE FREE ROLL HAS FIVE CHAMPS I ALREADY HAVE THESE ARE IT

i have the same 5 lol
anybody else having the pvp.net patcher kernel has stopped working message??? league wont open pls help just started happening today
try reinstalling
hi
Ekko free week
#cancer


Time to whip out my mastery 5 ekko against the Ekko scrubs ;)
Sweet free champs btw
Time to play
and wreck the
scrubs mwahahaha
Hey Riot, can we get vi free next week please? Thx bby ily
Pls Make Vi A Free champion on the rotation please
WE ALREADY HAD A FIZZ