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lightdragoon8850 votes
** Blitzcrank file #7. I think I will pick someone interesting today. I wonder how he will react to today date being...**
ANIVIA!!!?
I'm just as surprised as you are. I never even joined this program. How did he get me to come here?
Yeah and how would this even work? Can you even have children?
Well yes but I have to invoke dark magic to laid an egg that the resulting power surge would cause your entire kingdom to freeze over to make it nest where it would hatch after 100 years.
....Yeah there are so many things wrong with what you just said.
I kinda figure that. So what now? Want to at least get some dinner and maybe see a movie?
That sounds nice.
Later that night
Wow...this is the first time a date went so well for you.
I know. To bad about that whole egg thing.
Yeah. I only need 100 square feet for my eggs and it only take a week to hatch.
Now that is much easier to deal wit-YOU LAID EGGS!!!!!
Well..that what my dad said would happen back when he gave me "the talk"
I see. Remind me to set aside some land for whenever that happens.
General Keith25 votesI can't help but think to myself, "That awkward moment..."
lightdragoon8819 votesJust walk away slowly.
Chr0nosReaper12 votesthen you run
Radenfar II2 votesGOTTA GO FAST 
sketchybob2 votes
or instead of
GetToTheLantern29 votesJust smile and wave boys smile and wave 
Fuzzyears6 votesLove the stories Lightdragoon!
WaterLord083 votesI want to vote for 
, we need more detectives
lightdragoon885 votesI was going to, but during work on Black Friday, I came up with an AMAZING story, but it going to take some time to finish it. I don't know when it will be finish so all I can say is Soon(tm)
Laughing Fish10 votesThese are always great. My vote is for 
next. That would be outrageous. Truly, truly, truly... outrageous.
honorspell14 votesomg this went better than i expected.
also next 
if it hasn't been done.
lightdragoon883 votesWell I am glad it was better then you hope. And I haven't done yet.
honorspell4 votescool, also i think it would be hilarious if got jelouse and ruined the date or something.
EllaRyu692 votesnah, probaly stumble upon and.... * romantic music plays
Hanoi971 votesHave you done 
, 
, 
, 
, or , yet?
lightdragoon882 votesOut of those, just Lux so far.
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/store/sales/champion-and-skin-sale-1104-1107
Hanoi971 votesThanks for replying, I enjoyed the Lux. It was much more than I anticipated and hoped for. Keep up the great stories.
DSRM Mobius1 votesive been asking for for a month, pls lightdragoon do ori also love your stories.
lightdragoon883 votesAlright alright. I do Orianna next time.
DSRM Mobius2 votesthank you lightdragoon, you just gave me my Christmas present. :)
xXTheCaptainXx3 votesthere are so many things wrong with that right now...
Xavkul4 votesAnd this makes my love life look simple.
Better just to charm them, no messy problems afterwards.
Provided they don't dig in my backyard.
Thanks lightdragon88, I love these stories!
lightdragoon885 votesI'm just happy so many people like these things so much.
Ayame Isaki3 votes
or please!
Just Haku4 votesDude that's the best one yet!!!
EllaRyu694 voteshmm.. has anyone thought about whether gives birth or lay eggs??
cuz me and collegue were giving a lot of thought about this and since is predominantly in human form, she would give birth than lay eggs but anyway goes as long as is with
anyway great story so far lightdragoon88
runesage863 votesI still vote for 
next.
Wait, What if you did Rek'sai? O.o
xPixel NA14 votesA Warwick skin while hes op atm? Brace yourself, the nerf is coming
Laughing Fish2 votesHe recently had his ult's CD nurfed.
General Keith6 votesit honestly didn't do much to his gameplay, they have to nerf alot more to get him on the same level as some other junglers. Or everyone can just main Morgana and spell shield his targets. 
Laughing Fish3 votesHe is deadly when in his element, but he is quite limited. He specializes in killing champions that stray from the group, and is a beast at 1 vs 1. But he is one of the worst in a 2 vs 1, and can't do much in group battles. He is powerful sure, but is hardly overpowered.
General Keith7 votesNah, he's still good in all fights now, which is why he is overpowered. His insane Life Steal allows him to focus one target in a 2v1 while remaining healthy and finish them off before feasting on the second. Even in teamfights, as soon as there is an engage, he can immediately ult a target before joining his team and finishing the rest off.
Laughing Fish2 votesEh, 
is badass enough to get away with it.
noxou3 votesThat's what they all say before they fight a Warwick.
Laughing Fish2 votesWell, often I am the . But I have had to fight a using a different champ many times (I use 
a lot), and while he is certainly tricky, he is very beatable. Build armor and apply grievous wounds, and he becomes quite squishy.
Hanoi972 votesThanks about the advice to defeat Warwick. It might come in handy. Also, one of my worst ARAM battles was when my team had to go against simultaneous suppression from Malzahar and Warwick.
Laughing Fish2 votesOuch, duel suppression is painful. I once fought a team that had Blitz, thresh, and Darius. There was no running away that day.
Talon Gerrard6 votes
Martyr of war.
SKARNER! SKARNER! SKARNER!
Br? Hue. Br? Hue. Br? Hue. Br? Hue.
Shouldn't you be shouting at dragons?
Got balls?
Siiit. Good boy.
MagicSeamoose1 votesI WANT MORE OF THE DARKIN TO COME OUT
Talon Gerrard1 votesWhat?
SpectralForce4 votesWhat big ears you have...
General Keith12 votes
"What a big Sabre you have!"
"All the better to ULT you with, my dear."
SomeAsianChigga3 votes
i didn't see that one coming
WarMage5553 votesI guess my skin taste is different than everyone elses. 's demonbalde skin is better in my opinion, the syndra skin is fine, but who wants big bad ?
Laughing Fish5 votesBig Bad Warwick is incredible. It is one of my favorite skins.
Addygil4 votesthank you for saying that, now I know that I am not alone in this world
PokeFakt2 votesShould i buy Morde for 395? i wanted him for a long time.
Forerunnerr3 votesIf you don't have the patience to gather up the IP for him, then sure. Why not. I don't see anything wrong with supporting the company that is slowly eating away at our collective life force....
