** Blitzcrank file #7. I think I will pick someone interesting today. I wonder how he will react to today date being...**
ANIVIA!!!?
I'm just as surprised as you are. I never even joined this program. How did he get me to come here?
Yeah and how would this even work? Can you even have children?
Well yes but I have to invoke dark magic to laid an egg that the resulting power surge would cause your entire kingdom to freeze over to make it nest where it would hatch after 100 years.
....Yeah there are so many things wrong with what you just said.
I kinda figure that. So what now? Want to at least get some dinner and maybe see a movie?
That sounds nice.
Later that night
Wow...this is the first time a date went so well for you.
I know. To bad about that whole egg thing.
Yeah. I only need 100 square feet for my eggs and it only take a week to hatch.
Now that is much easier to deal wit-YOU LAID EGGS!!!!!
Well..that what my dad said would happen back when he gave me "the talk"
I see. Remind me to set aside some land for whenever that happens.