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When he ganks, it's the Darudest Sandstorm.
It's Da Rudest sandstorm*
The puns... the puns... they hurt
PUNS of damage
Challenged for everyone.
If you are using this skin and are about to ult, I challenge to to type in all chat:
"RETURN THE SLAB!!!"
That episode scared me as a kid dude lol.
"Or suffer my curse"
I was like, "what is this a reference too again....?"
and then I remembered COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG. That episode had me scared for 3 days afterwards man.
Oh god, The night terrors are back cries
Im nasus not courage
no u r a dog
i love you for doing that refference.
now we need a pink 
big bad warwick already exists.
And if the ult misses:
"Aww... come on..."
Challenge Accepted.
GOD DAMMIT! Beat me to it!
what's your offer!
My curse.
I remember that episode. It freaked me out so bad I tried turning off the tv, but then I accidentally hit the power twice in my hurry so in my eyes the show turned itself back on. Which of course increased my mild fear to outright panic.
Die you idiotic fools (throws a beetle)
Yaaaaaah! Ow! Was that a beetle! Did you just hurt me with a beetle!
Yes yes I did.
attacking from above Time to carve you out. Ah (get hit by the beetle) Traitorous bug.
Did I mention my bugs bounce
Your bug can't stop this(firing sand lighting) pew pew Barrage time Rahhhg (hit by beetle as well) huuh what just happened.
Ha Ha Ha you can't defeat me with my beetles.
Were's Rammus!
I don't know.
Like it matters he can't save you.
That maybe so, but answer me this. What are you planning to do with the desert.
I'll tell you. I researched this land and found out that most of world oil rest here so I'm going to set up oil rigs in this land and claim all its oil as my own and sell it.
Wait how is that evil?
At a $5.60 cents ha ha ha.
You monster that price is too dang high no can afford that.
No one but the rich and I will be rich as well.
You won't get away with this.
Yes I will cause you guys suck at this.
yeah that's mean
All right enough of this time to die (charging beetle storm) Ha Ha Ha
Buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ah what the
Like I said I'm gonna break my horn in your head
Rammus where you been man we've been getting our butts kicked.
I brought of few friends( large swarm of beetls appear)
What but I control beetles here.
Not these cause these my own kids.
Wait when did you get kids?
Just shut up and let my kids finish this get him kids.
Ok.
Aw poopy ( now getting beat up) Ow ow hey stop that. Aw that's my leg help they beating me with my leg.
Rammus you did it you defeated the evil now we can go home.
Hurray
Ok.
Can someone get these demented brats off me.
And the guardians returned home to rejoice with a pizza party and Rammus' kids took the responsibility for guarding the desert and they live happily ever after. Except Fiddle he was viciously and painfully ripped apart, beaten, and buried 10 ft under ground but he was evil so who cares.
The End
cool story bro (seriously nice work)
that sucked +1
"that's my leg help they beating me with my leg." Brilliant.
I lost it at the kids saying ok.
This makes my

People... Really like Darude Sandstorm.
Release Forsaken Jayce c'mon Riot...
They should make a toxic league player fiddlesticks skin where his ult is a salt storm
I would've liked a better screenshot of the ult, that's like the main reason to buy a fiddle skin :/
homie just look up the skin spotlight it's not that hard
*DuDuDuDu
;_;
pic is way to badass for skin need iron elixir to make it right 
guys i think that it would be a great idea to make a new
skin,
he just has 2 skins and thei are not the best.
i have an idea for
skin...
BLOODMOON ZED
it would be awsome and it would be following the theme ur giving for most champs as

If any other champion gets a bloodmoon skin before
Imma throw a tantrum
very nice skin **
**
Meh. I feel like he should hav gotten locusts and the scarabs could've been used for Malzahar's voidlings.
the splash is really nice, but the in game model is not
Hmm.. truthfully i didnt read who the skin was for, but when i first saw the picture of it, i thought it was maybe for
, .. it just had that guardian of the sands feel to me more so than the one he has.. looks good on le
tho
so upon seeing the splash art i was expecting something bad ass and creepy as hell.. not something so cartoonie looking that my 3yr old little girl would call it cute
AAHHH MAN I HAVE TO REDRAW THE EGYPTION DRAWING OF
,
,
,and 
? No you don't. Fiddlesticks isn't from "egypt". It's just a skin. By your logic Fiddlestick's skin making him from Shurima would mean Kha'Zix, Rammus, and Skarner are from Shurima too.
YOU SHOULD BUY ME A SUIT. RIOT.
Why does a 20min wait penalty for leaving games prevent me from buying stuff for real money?
Might actually buy that one, I don't get skins for all the champs- just the ones I like to use. Didn't really care for most Fid skins but this one I think I'll grab.
Dammit riot, Why do you release skins like these in repetition. I'm gonna have a law suit with you for Starving my wallet again >_>
Ok so apparently screw the lore,
is from Shurima now.
No more so than 