New free champion rotation: Ahri, Ashe, Braum & more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: SKT Ryzeing
"I can't believe we have to attend this stupid medal ceremony."
"This is a special occasion, sir. The new SKT team is going to get their gold medals."
"We gather here today, celebrate great skill. New winners get reward."
"I have a question. How come they are only getting their reward now? They won almost a year ago. I wanna know because when I win, I don't want to wait this long."
"That very good question. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Corporate Mundo get back to you on that."
"So, can we come out now?
"Sure. Please clap hand for new team SKT T1!"
"Does a roll." "Thank you thank you, we are-"
"Please stand by for league national anthem. Perform by Popstar Ahri."
"I'm too salty for my team. Too salty for my team. My team's going to feed."
"Such a beautiful voice."
"I'm too salty for this game. Too salty for this game. So salty it hurts. And I'm too salty for 5v5. Too salty for 5v5. 3v3 and Aram. Too salty."
"That song always makes me tear up."
"It truly is an honor to be here. I simply cannot believe we made it."
"What are you talking about Ryzer? You are pretty much the very best, like no one ever was!"
"He is just being modest. We all know he carried us to victory."
"I only wish Sivir was here with us. But we all remember that day."
A few months ago:
"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS BECAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!"
"You really shouldn't wander into the jungle alone. Some op things live in there."
"It's fine, I'm SKT T1 Sivir, world champion. Nothing can stop me."
"Hello pretty. Don't mind me, just passing through."
"Presses Q."
"SO MUCH LIFESTEAL!"
"Dies."
"Well, that was quick. He disappeared so fast I'm not even sure what happened."
"HEY KALISTA, THAT SPOT OPENED BACK UP!"
Back to the present:
"That's what she gets for stealing my spot."
"Hey, has anyone seen Aziryhoon around?"
"Nope, haven't seen him since last night."
"I'm here, I'm here."
"Huff huff."
"Aziryhoon, what happened? You're so late and look terrible."
"Oh, ummmmm, I got robbed. Yeah, robbed."
"What! Are you okay?"
"Oh yeah, I'm fine. This guy had a Gundblade to my head. I tried to stand up to him. But there was a bunch of women and children nearby. I didn't want them to get hurt in the crossfire. So I gave up my stuff, my watch, wallet, glasses and a bunch of other personal belongings. Couldn't risk the children getting hurt."
"You mean like the watch you are wearing?"
"Did I say watch? I meant water, water bottle. Yeah."
"You're so brave, sacrificing your stuff for the good of the people. We have to catch the guys who did this."
"No, it's fine. The stuff wasn't that important. I'm sure it will turn up. Let's just get our medals."
"Nonsense. We can't just let them get away with it."
"Really, just let it be. I don't want to make a big deal out of it."
"Ceremony postponed until criminal caught. Corporate Mundo call whole police force on this."
"Oh no."
A little while later:
"Well, we caught every criminal out there. But not a single one had any of your stuff."
"Wow, that was fast. If you guys could catch them all this easy, how come you didn't before."
"We are really lazy. But for a national hero like Aziryhoon here, we went all out."
"Did I say it was a criminal that robbed me at gunpoint? Ooops, it was really a cop."
"Wait just one minute. I'm the only cop who uses a gun. Cuff me boys, I had to have done it. I really should have seen this coming."
"..."
"What's that Sona, someone trashed the office. Any idea who?"
"..."
"Points at Aziryhoon."
"Ok ok, I have been lying this whole time. I'm sorry. Truth is, I had a little too much Graggy Ice and trashed the Corporate office."
Previously:
"NERF ME HUH, SEND ME TO TRASH TIER? I'LL SHOW YOU TRASH!"
Present:
"YOU IDIOT, I RUN THE FREE ROTATION. I HAVE NO IMPACT ON BALANCE. GO TRASH CORPORATE LEE SIN'S OFFICE, NOT MINE. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!"
"But why lie and send us on this wild goose chase?"
"I didn't want you guys to think less of me. I already have to stand in Ryzer's shadow."
"You will never be as good as my, or my broccoli."
"So wait, no one robbed you?"
"No, I still have all my stuff right here."
"Found you! Aziryhoon, you are under arrest for the robbery of Aziryhoon. Uncuff me boys, then cuff him, boys."
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#The Arcade Update: 8/22/16 Hello everyone, due to having no ideas for a new Arcade episode at the moment, no episode will be released today. See you next week.
nerfs ashe after being op for 3 patches adds her to the free rotation on the same day as the nerf :troll:
O ya and first
oh great,
and
in the rotation! The 2 champions I main. Now I wont be able to play them.
LOL I main
mid and
Bot, well there goes playing those two this week...
So a terrify + true dmg on a non ult... this is fair
WHERE IS THE HITBOX
Oh man imagine if Kog'maw was on here too, instant stuns... oh wait
Why would I want my hitbox so big?
Time for more one-shot compilations
If only his two most synergizing supports: Braum and Thresh, were on here bot lane would be a massacre...
They keep telling me he has a bad late game, while they one-shot me 60 minutes in
You could ult the adc and win the teamfight... or you could ult that 28/4 Darius because he TOTALLY needs to be next to our carries right?
Oh YOU'RE the adc
How do you expect me do destroy your seeds before i get stunned and die?
Now time to play full Attack Speed Braum!
"I'm too salty for my team. Too salty for my team. My team's going to feed."
"I'm too salty for this game. Too salty for this game. So salty it hurts. And I'm too salty for 5v5. Too salty for 5v5. 3v3 and Aram. Too salty."
So friggin true.... every single game...
can syndra be next week please :)
Not charming when chain CCed
Can you be a low pick please?
The true poro king
Larger than my dick
He can help
Where did my healthbar go
When you see that circle, GG
I like this guy
CLICK THE LANTERN
Plants are stupid
Why isn't
ever in the rotation?
Oh Its That "Mage" That Turned Into A Assassin. Kill Me.
why is a 450 IP champion On free Rotation? Hello?
F##k you Poke Champs.
So, I Cant Burst You Down When You Build Full Tank, But You Can Burst Me Down When You Build Full Tank?
Sorry. But You Cant Get Away.
DID SOME CALL IN THE ARTILLERY?
Good News. You Finally Get To Be A Baker.
Ok S##t Early Game And God Like Late game And Has The Current Highest Jg Winrate. Kill Me.
LAND THE GOD HOOK THRESH.
Remember When You Were OP? TOO BAD YOU GOT NERFED HAHAHA
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gank
lol
only excited about ahri :(
make a 450 ip champ free i cri
