A Corporate Matter: Episode 42
"And now, we join our heroes as they attempt to find a stop for the night. Alas, no places will take them."
"Why will no one let us stay at their place?"
"Maybe they don't like how we have to roll a die before ordering anything?"
"I always thought it was because Doran's Ring-wraiths keep making a mess of the place after we leave."
"That is it, next place we see. We are breaking in, no matter what."
"Fine, here is a good place. Let's see if we can sneak in, or if we have to use brute force."
"You rolled a 12, meaning you will make it in. But with all the subtlety of a Sion gank."
Meanwhile:
"When can we go home? It's so late."
"I need to finish this paperwork. How many times do I have to tell these people? YORICK IS BANNED FROM THE FREE ROTATION, STOP ASKING!!!!!!"
"I am so tired, why do yo-"
"OH YEAHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Smashes through building wall."
"I DON'T WANT ANY KOOL-AID!!!!!!!!"
"Oh look, there are people in here."
"OF COURSE, THIS IS AN OFFICE BUILDING."
"Allow me to explain. My name is Braum Lionheart. We are group of questing adventurers who simply need place to spend the night. Along with me, we have: Gragas Caskbreaker, Ryze Whitebeard, Varus Swiftbolt and our leader, Garen the Rugged."
"Alright, go stay at an inn or something."
"Alas, none would take us."
"I have no idea why anyone wouldn't want you at their business. But you can't stay here."
"How about this, we hire you as our burglar. And you get a percent of what we find on our mission."
"You roll a die to decide if your negotiations will be successful. You rolled an-"
"Whoa whoa whoa, who is that voice?"
"That is the Game Master. He dictates everything that goes on."
"Please do not interrupt the game master again, you will regret it. As I was saying, an 8 was rolled. Meaning that the negotiation was successful, but you must pay him 20% of the earnings."
"20%? I don't know why, but I suddenly want to accept your offer. Deal! By the way, how did you belly flop through that wall? We are like, Thirty stories high."
"I rolled a 12."
"Then let us rest up and prepare for our journey tomorrow."
"Finally."
"Passes out."
"Jeez, it's cold in here, I wonder why? Maybe because someone made a giant hole in the wall?"
"Yeah, sorry about that."
The Next Day:
"AWAKEN SLEEPY YORDLE!"
"AHAHRHAGHGAHAH! DON'T DO THAT!"
"It be time for us to set out on our quest. To obtain the dragon's treasure."
"I thought we were finally going to throw this darn Doran's Ring into that Volcano. Although I do like the invisibility, it is nothing but a curse on me."
"We need the treasure so we can afford enough equipment to go on that journey. Besides, I'm sure that Phantom Karthus is nowhere close to destroying Middle Runeterra."
"I still need to complete that side quest. You know, the one where we have to give this evil locket to some wizard boy, so he can destroy it with his magic sword."
"What? We completed that one days ago."
"You guys did, I went to the bathroom and you wouldn't wait for me."
"Well, we are not backtracking that far. You are just going to have to leave it in your quest log."
"Goodbye Soraka. If I don't come back, it's because I let the dragon eat me. So I wouldn't have to listen to this merry band of lunatics anymore."
Later, on the road:
"WE'RE OFF TO STEAL THE TREASUE, THE GREAT DRAGON'S TREASURE!!!!!"
"Stupid singing, stupid yellow road."
"We are getting close to our destination. Varus Swiftbolt, what do your challenger eyes see?"
"I see a Sion, standing awfully close to an edge of a cliff."
"I shall attempt to push him off ze ledge."
"You roll a 1. As you reach out to push him off the ledge, you instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable. Sion goes to get a fully charged Q off of you. But rolls a 1 as well, which causes him to forget he has quickcast on. As such, his Q gets no charge and lightly tickles you. You fear another 1 could cause you to miss out on the rest of this quest."
"Well, this is awkward. I think I am going to leave, I really don't want a committed relationship right now."
"I don't think I am ever going to be able to unsee that."
"The mountain is right there, time for us to be rich."
"But I steal from the rich and give to the noobs. Am I going to have to steal from myself now? What about you guys, if you are all rich too. This is giving me a serious identity crisis."
"But, how do we get to the top? I don't have a flying spell."
"My Glacial Fissure can get us airborne. If I aim it right, we should make it right on top. Let's go, the Game Master will roll to see if we make it. HYAAAAA!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH, YORDLES WEREN'T MEANT TO FLY. CORKI HAS IT ALL WRONG, THIS IS TERRIBLE."
"MADE IT!"
"Wait, where is Braum Lionheart?"
"WHOAAAAAAAAA, I MISSED ON MY OWN LAUNCH!!!!"
"Flys past mountain."
"He rolled a 4."
"I'm sure he will catch up. Now, where is that dragon."
"Did someone say dragon?"
"Yeah, where is it?"
"Right here, his name's Riggles."
"Crawls on and around Dragon Trainer Tristana."
"This is the Dragon, awhhhh it's so cute, we can't slay this thing."
"For more reasons than one, he is pretty ferocious when he is angry."
"Licks eye."
"Can we at least get the treasure?"
"Sure thing, the whole mountain is full of golden coins. Take as many as you need."
"Well, thanks. This was really easy. Hey, wait a minute, this isn't real gold. It's, Chocolate? Well, that isn't too bad."
"Yeah, he goes and collect thousands of them. I have no idea where he gets them all from. But seeing as how he is kinda like a dog and Chocolate will kill him. He just stores them here. I am watching my figure so I try not to eat too many."
"You guys brought me all this way for golden Chocolate Coins. Well, I am still taking my 20%."
"Well, this means we aren't rich. So i don't have to steal form myself anymore. I like this turn of events."
"Ok, let's go and get rid of this Doran's Ring now. I really don't want to go back to being Veiger Greybeard, and I fear if we don't finish this quest than I go back to how I was before."
"I shall shoot a Zipline arrow to the next mountain. Let's ride."
"They all make it across the Zipline, but Gragas rolled low. So his gloves gave out and the Zipline burned right through his hands, causing them to fall off when he gets to the end."
"OH COME ON!!!"
"Braum is here! I made it up the mountain. Look at all these Coins, we are rich hahahahah."
"Yeah, they are made of Chocolate and lies. Your buddies went that way."
"WAIT FOR BRAUM LIONHEART!"
(It has come to my attention that some of you guys would like to see my stories animated. I, however, can't do much aside from a little bit of pixel art every now and then. Frascal suggested that I ask here, and see if anyone would want to do it.
Whether it's in the form of a comic or a Video. I would like to be involved, to make sure it is how I imagined it in the story. If it's a video, I can do some voice overs. I enjoy doing impressions of league characters. (Corporate Gnar would be hard, as I do a terrible British accent.)
I would probably want something at least at a Crazy Borris level of quality. So if you are interested, let me know. As a note, I will be a bit busy with what I am working on for the rest of the year. So I would not be able to spend as much time working on something like this as I would next month.)
see who's bigger!
just enjoy trapping only yourself inside your own ult.
80% more swords thrown away.
30% more champions slowed on a rainy day.
"got'ya all."
champion free for week :(
are both free in the same week. Haven't seen either of them in a while, though both are pretty good. It's just sad that now i'll probably have to deal with bad synergy Kalistas and missed 
problem?
Riot, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease make 
free next week.
though. ITS TANK WEEK Y'ALL XD
pls
how can i play fizz well , i cant use fizz to bit jax not easy,but i think fizz is very fun to play
op