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Dear Draven

Riot··17 votes·62,257 views

Welcome to “Dear Draven,” a new column offering sage advice to harried husbands, worried wives, sullen sweethearts, temperamental teens, and just plain folks in general.



Dear Draven,

I have a book report due tomorrow and I haven’t read anything yet! If I fail this assignment I’ll have to repeat junior high for the fourth time and my parents will take away my pet cobra. What should I do?

     - Worried Book Guy

Dear Worried,

Have you tried throwing axes at the book? You’re welcome.

P.S. I also have a pet cobra. Her name is Draven.



Dear Draven,

My roommate keeps eating the special sandwiches I make myself for lunch. I’ve asked him a dozen times to stop, but he pretends to fall asleep every time I bring it up. Is he really asleep and what should I do to make him stop?

     - Sandwhicher

Dear Sandwhicher,

You need to have an open, honest conversation with your roommate about his ability to catch axes. Axes you throw. At him. You’re welcome.



Dear Draven,

What is the lowest common denominator of the following fractions? Show your work.

1/7, 1/9, 1/11, 1/13

  1. 1
  2. 7
  3. 13
  4. 9009

     - Number Cruncher

Dear Number,

E. Throw axes at it. (See below for work). You’re welcome.

599 Comments

SirCatStalker296 votes

URF RITO URF!

LPK Reaper21 votes

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Z46177 votes

More importantly, where's our One-for-Draven Mirror Mode?

Anìvía72 votes

Make this happen Rito. ^ Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven

Fantabulicious40 votes

Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven Draven I fixed it. You didn't have enough DRAAAAAAAVENNNNNNNN.

Griffìn180 votes

Dear Draven, Do you think that Riot messed up, not giving us URF? Personally, URF is one of the only fun things about the game anymore, because it's somewhere no one is really toxic at all, and it just makes this awful community so... not awful. Thanks!

Griffìn123 votes

Basically, we want URF, not you.

LittleFifeKnight38 votes

I realize many people are upset because they want urf right now, but urf will be coming back this year. They said it wouldn't be coming for April fools day though.

DrCyanide43 votes

They also said it will be coming for a grand total of 6 days this year, since each Featured Game will only be available Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and they've said URF is coming twice.

I need more URF than that in my life, you know?

JustARivenMain25 votes

Also the thing is, Urf means more coming on April fools tbh.

Rancid Reaver29 votes

i used to main draven..... never playing him again now

Hec5CAQhLK109 votes

#BringUsURF item 3070

uGotOutFlayed143 votes

All of the children, asleep in their beds, While visions of spatulas, danced in their heads

It was a day full of joy, a day full of cheer, Our great Leader Urf, Was finally here

But as we awoke, And started the day, The great one was absent, He just never came

The sky is now black, and all hope is gone, Oh Rito how could you, What have you done

saiber14 votes

THIS THIS THIS THIS THISitem 3070

ScareyCarey8 votes

Yeah he took it from someone else.

Gabe Oh88 votes

Dear Draven, where the hell is URF?

Steve J0bs68 votes

Dear Draven, Where the F*** IS URF?

  • URF Player
Cabruh63 votes

Who thinks its URF hiding behind that huge draven mask? #BRINGURF2016

DizzleBot62 votes

How dare Riot do something new and unexpected for April Fool's Day. This is obviously a day where everyone is supposed to be predictable and do the same thing every single year!

Azereke42 votes

4th time resetting game hoping for urf

saiber40 votes

Rotating Game modes Que is a horrible idea in my opinion. Putting a fun game mode on the weekend instead of giving it to us for a full week? Imagine all the unlucky players that work or tend to families over the weekend that will never get to experience stress relieving game modes with less toxic players that actually promote fun. We didnt want this Draven bullshit, we wanted a week of URF. Riot, you're pushing us farther and farther toward the edge of the cliff.item 3070

AITR IM LOGN LWN15 votes

If you have a family, you probably shouldn't be playing league. Or any online-multiplayer game, really. Stick to games with pause buttons so you can get up and feed your children, or take them to the hospital after they fall face-first into the knives drawer because you weren't looking at them.

Azereke21 votes

this guy lmao

ArchimedesIVI11 votes

right? lol

Parrallax99918 votes

They should keep the regular game mode schedules with urf on april first and stuff like that, but also add in the rotating game mode queue, this way we get even more fun modes.

HÅMŠTÉRŠPÄÑÐÅ39 votes

Please URF mode T.T Amumu

JimmyMorris36 votes

Dear Draven Someone at Rito thought it would be better to give us draven heads and more draven when all we wanted was URF. This is a bad April fools joke because no one really wants you over everything except if you were plastered over urf. Love, Disappointed League Player

Dear Disappointed League Player APRIL FOOLS here's URF not draven. RITO

1KidneyWonder35 votes

Dear Draven,

My friend says that you aren't a real Marksman because you use axes. What should i tell him?

HighH122 votes

Draven is his own role:Draaaaaven

GoNNpzAUCI34 votes

Woke up at 5 a.m. just to play urf like last year and was terribly disappointed, and now I can't fall back asleep.

awes0meGuy36010 votes

same but I was up at 4

LPK Reaper33 votes

dear Draven ive been waiting a year for URF....i see your ugly face everyday...now its bigger and everywhere.....

LightEngine28 votes

Where is URF?

Jueri22 votes

Dear Draven, Where's Amumu's party? ╭( ๐_๐)╮

Nikosaru21 votes

Dear draven, i'm in love with Draven what do I do?

E GIRL SCRIPTER7 votes

Don't be jealous. Draven

kaveman8920 votes

Wonder what riot thinks when they see all the wtf where is urf posts. The draven heads thing is kind of neat but pretty annoying after a few games. They might not turn urf on but hope they at least get the game mode rotation started soon cause this draven thing seems like a huge disappointment for a lot of players.

saiber16 votes

ok april fools jokes over tho, where the urf? item 3070

Jaaiho Lynx15 votes

Pretty sure it's a joke guys. Why else would they release an "Urf Kench" skin? Rito rustled the jimmies of thousands of people. It's beautiful.

LuxTaylor Swift 15 votes

i decree we start a petition to remove draven day from our calender's and bring back URF. Long live URF. i realize this might start a civil war

xX uruz Xx14 votes

I hope everyone realizes that this is just a sick, sick April fools joke -_-

I hope...

albert47114 votes

Draven can get his birthday party but Graves can't get his cigar?

Requests10 votes

April 1st Draven Theme? Whynot Taric Theme? item 3073

1KidneyWonder11 votes

Bet Taric would be outraged. Truly Truly outraged at the site of this.

Hentai Savant12 votes

Truly truly outraged that we got this instead of URF.

plat dog10 votes

But Rito why?item 3070

RobGrompkowski8710 votes

Honestly riot, no one cares about this, just bring us urf

Senpãí10 votes

Hello.....? It's me...... I've been wondering was it all a joke are you hiding under the scene..... they say times suppose to heal ya but i cant wait any longer.... Hello riot..... can you hear me? Im in Missouri more like misery my life is not complete without my love..... I need it back..... I've waited all damn year to have you prank me like that?.... So hello from the players sideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee id like you to know how we striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive we just want our urf back u dont gotta be so rudeeeeee and i know it sounds a biiiiit crude but you knoooowww.....item 3070

cdawg884 votes

URF PLEASE URF

TSM Lustcena1 votes

Draven Guys calm down its not even 12 AM April 1st in North America Draven

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