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lightdragoon8847 votesMalzahar's home
Malzahar!!! Today is the day that you and Void will perish by my hands and----are you drunk?
Leave me alone.
What happen?
Well......
Later after the story
I see....sip
Hey who said you could have one of my Graggy Ice?
You did. you gave me one at the start of the story.
Oh...right.
Well from your story it seems that they have found new lives here. They have the freedom of choice and they embrace it here. If anything you should be happy for them.
Yeah....YEAH. I should be happy for them. I mean, what is the worst that can happen with them now?
rumbling
You hear that?
Yeah what is that?
outside
There! In the distance
**Go my Battlecast, we are almost there. **
Yes Master!!
.......
Jumps by I am a robot beep
Weren't you some kind of Guardian 2 days ago?
Yes. Now I am a robot. Don't judge Jumps away.
...........
Got any more Graggy Ice?
.......Yes.
Want to finish drinking them?
Best thing I have heard in weeks.
YamiKyoya2 votesThis isn't the end of this story, right? Oh boy where could he go from here?
Kitty Darkstar12 votesIf someone could make artwork of Malz and Kass drinking together, that would be magnificent.
Tyrant Ken7 votesI'll try to do one and post it later. All i need is motivation.
lightdragoon8812 votesYou can win
you feel great
YOU
CAN
DO
THIS!!!
iamwhoimnot2 votesIMO, I imagine them like Hank Hill-style drinking. For reference see this video: https://youtu.be/4PcIYp9nQcQ?t=54
ADHDking3 votesLove being able to think about my favorite mage in a new a way
lightdragoon883 votesYAY!!!! :D
ADHDking2 votesYAY! XD
UnSaxon516 votesBest line
I AM A ROBOT BEEP
May0rAdamW3st1 votesI picture him sounding like the robots from DBZ abridged's second cooler movie robots.
lightdragoon884 votes Beep
You are all to kind.
Beep
And you're just brown nosing
RoboSpark7251 votesThis is so funny
WeIrDo NaTe2 votesBecause my Dad won't let me spend money on riot points, I click on these only to read these stories. These are some of the best stories ever!
OctoBit13 votes1st Riot Employee: We should discount a 
skin.
2nd Riot Employee: But is disabled right now.
1st Riot Employee: I know! Evil Laugh
DespicableD931 votesRiot CO to players: Fight me.
Akíto3 votesFight me IRL we can have a
ObliviousPvp2 votesOoooo baby Im buying Sej and Jayce right awau.
ObliviousPvp1 votesaway
JerrBear71 votesawau :3 reminds me of dunky's SHAMWAUUU
CNN at 111 votesHeyo can you gift me :3
Mr Sherman2 votesHow long back does Riot usually do refunds for buying a champ before a sale? Because I bought Jayce the 5th :(
A Moist Cake2 votesRumble skin on sale... Gets disabled 
Optimistical2 votesRiot should disable all champs except Bard and see what happens.
Kitty Darkstar1 votesUnless they bring back all for one, that would just mean nobody could play.
FafaMyBestFriend1 votesWhy is not zac coming on sale last sale was 2015 1 23 and jayce 2015 1 27 ??doesn't make sense . @WIZARDCRAB
FCMotive1 votesIt's not exactly longest since last sale. Look at Thresh going on sale before either Zac or Jayce. I think it's any champion who's been over 90 days since last sale has a chance to be selected.
Aj141 votesCan you guys release star guardian lux already I'm during to buy it 😫😫
lightdragoon882 votesK.
Done.
Pokemichael1 votestime to get rumble in the jungle and become the jungling rumble in the jungle :P
DouBiTV UltraMan1 votescan anyone give me code
Mizunowa1 votes
FLYINGTACO541 votes i will eat you all
FLYINGTACO541 votes fear the void
dalekiller111 votesDoes anyone know how partial refunds work when you've bought a champ just before it was on sale?
Robert2010201 votes
sausage
ƒontaines1 votes
ƒontaines1 votes
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Maratsune1 votesIs it bad that I bought Sewn Chaos Orianna like, 2 months ago, and I'm still a little regretful I missed the sale? sigh
The0rnnHorn1 votes
No lulu for months (Skin)
LordLegand1 votes Leave a comment11111111111111111111111
gagarized1 votes
oh hi
Let's bounce around, and throw spears at each other! ;)
I'm bored. Someone please be my partner in which I can throw spears at...
